Assassins storm the building you are in, How do you escape

[Wintermoot]

1. buy them to assassin their client (assuming they are assassin,s for hire)
2. fight my way out of there, even IF I where to die it would still look awesome if I where to take out a few.

 

[Buleet]

Jetpack.

Everything is better with jetpacks.

Burn people in the face with it and fly AWAAAAAAAAY.(preferably while laughing like a little girl)

and leave a bomb behind(radiation bomb together with enough of radiation eating moss.

 

[Bob the frantic]

Use whatever implements are nearby to remove the ones closest to me (wooden sticks?), run through whatever pathway they used to get there and force them into a choke point.

One at a time, there's enough beatdowns for everyone.

Realistically, get caught surprised and die... but I can dream

 

[NotYetForsaken]

Sigh, open my desk drawer, pull out a grenade and a holy cross. Say, "Let Azrael deliver me." and pull the pin.

 

[Canid117]

It would be nice to know what kind of assasins we are talking about but this [http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/574/574901/mechassault-2-lone-wolf-20041221033702117-002.jpg] is always a good start.

 

[StormShaun]

Id say, hay Brothers...who we killing today? Since they are not after me anyway...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Run out the back door, which is only a few feet away, and try to make a run for one of the tunnels my dogs have dug through the bushes in my yard. It's dark, they might not find me. I'm not even supposed to be home, they might not even be looking for me.

 

[Moromillas]

That's actually not me in the building, but a clever hologram, and the building is rigged to blow as soon as they find out.

 

[rickthetrick]

How do I escape?

Alcohol.

Slow clap to you my goodly man or woman.

I'd stand perfectly still. We all know that assassins track their prey by movement.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Ah, shit just got real. Time to go Die With a Harder A Vengance on these guys!

(pulls out badge, Walkie-talkie and handgun)

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I don't. I die, the end :3

So many people think they can do anything else. It's kind of funny in a way

 

[TheRealCJ]

The hell kind of Assassins would storm a building?

 

[CaptQuakers]

Well im in bed so I'm fucked.... That wasn't fair though nobody told me they were coming


Seriously I would be hauling ass like a ************ out of my room and I guess out the window. I would take my laptop If I live.I'm not letting anyone see how much porn I look at thats for sure.........