Assault Rifle you would use to defend a woman you like

[Superior Mind]

Because it's the only Assault Rifle I've ever used and I know I'm competent with it.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

First I'll say this, there's no such thing as an assault rifle. Any firearm can be used to assault people, assault rifle was a media coined termed to make them sound serious and scary. The only rifle that can be even considered an assault rifle is the sturmgewehr 44, because it's name means "storm/attack rifle". The rest are semi-automatic, or automatic rifles or carbines. And to answer the question, I'd take an FN-FAL semi-automatic rifle. It's accurate, powerful, and semi-auto is far better in any circumstance aside from providing covering fire. The added bonus is that it almost never jams, unlike M-16 and M-4's, and the AK-47 can't provide nearly accurate enough shots to protect anyone.

That's false. Assault rifles are a class of automatic rifle. They use small caliber or reduced size cartridges as opposed to battle rifles which use larger full size cartridges. Nowadays, the M-16 and M-4 jam just about as much as a FAL would, maybe slightly more, but the AR-15 family is reliable as most other rifles in use today.

 

[CarlMin]

Does it have to be a woman? Could it be a dog?

In that case, id go with the mp7.

 

[Slaanax]

M16 Its the assault rifle I am most experienced with so it's my weapon of choice.

 

[natster43]

The FAMAS.

Hopefully the picture shows up

 

[Riddle78]

Nothing says "Piss off and die" like a good ol' fashioned electric current. Now,where's my Soviet Tesla Suit...Red Alert 2 varriant.

 

[teutonicman]

Definitely the BFG 9000.

 

[badgersprite]

"AK-47. The very best there is. For when you absolutely, positively gotta kill every ************ in the room. Accept no substitutes."

 

[AntiChrist]

Spoiler: The M8 Avenger

 

[tahrey]

you see a woman you like in big trouble and i mean BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG trouble

What, like I owe her money, set fire to her car or something, and now she's aiming a bazooka in my mush? I don't quite get where you're coming from.

EDIT: No wait, I misread that. I see now.
Well, I grab a pair of each of the below, or maybe some kind of wooden bat (depending which of the women I like that's in trouble - they have wildly different upper body strengths, and, in fact, wildly different experience with weaponry upto and including whatever the israeli volunteer force use), keep one and throw them the other.
Ain't no fighting to the death like doing it back to back.

and u grab your assault rifle..what rifle did you pick up?

My choice:

Having never shot a gun in my life that wasn't full of paintballs or Nerf, but having seen the mess that results when newbies do so, I'll take a trusty longhandle spade thanks. Good for blunt force trauma, edged attacks, and deflecting shots or blows. Like an upgraded Bo in the right hands. Maybe not mine, but I'll give it a shot.

That or chainsaw-chucks.

If it had to be a gun, i'll stick to the classics and have an AK or an Uzi. Set to single-shot to avoid tottering-backwards-shooting-the-ceiling carnage.