Instant confidence by Danpascooch (just add water).danpascooch said:Crystal balls are unreliable, the rule is to add 3 zeros to whenever you ask them for any sort of a number.Iron Criterion said:Using a crystal ball has revealed that I'll be 76.
You'll be 76,000.
Nymphomania much?Programmed_For_Damage said:17, and I lost it because I thought the chick would leave me if I didn't put out! Usually the other way around right?
I was so insanely nervous it wasn't funny. Unfortunately it turned me into some kind of monster and sex basically consumed our relationship until that was all that was left.
Screw that! Add beer. (The crystal ball doesn't account for liquor, with enough of that, anything is possible)Iron Criterion said:Instant confidence by Danpascooch (just add water).danpascooch said:Crystal balls are unreliable, the rule is to add 3 zeros to whenever you ask them for any sort of a number.Iron Criterion said:Using a crystal ball has revealed that I'll be 76.
You'll be 76,000.
lol thanksdex-dex said:aw so cuteDesiPrinceX09 said:I don't want to "f*ck" a girl, I wanna "make love" to a girl (if that makes any sense...).
a lot of guys i know are all about the attitude that ' we need to get a lot of pussay! and do it all night long!!'
that actually may be the most epic tale of first time sex ever. of all time. seriously, thats the best it can get. come on baby light my... FIREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!Krakyn said:Lost mine when I was 15 or 16, I can't remember. I remember it was good though. I lasted 45 minutes on my first go...I think I might've jerked it earlier that day. My girlfriend and I sneaked down into her basement and did it to the Doors greatest hits.
i did catch the evil postDesiPrinceX09 said:lol thanksdex-dex said:aw so cuteDesiPrinceX09 said:I don't want to "f*ck" a girl, I wanna "make love" to a girl (if that makes any sense...).
a lot of guys i know are all about the attitude that ' we need to get a lot of pussay! and do it all night long!!'and on a side note as I'm replying I see currently you have 666 posts and I just thought it was funny (yes I notice little things like that lol). Anyways, all the guys at my old highschool gave me crap about that saying that i'm a ***** and a loser for not "getting any". Is it so wrong to wait for the right one instead of going from girl to girl (whore to whore) and having casual sex just say that i have? And apparently i'm not supposed to treat a girl with respect O_O
The movie or the sex?philzibit said:I lost it when I was 16 to a girl I'm still dating (I'm almost 19 now). It happened after we saw Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull and it wasn't to good. Luckily, now it's WAY better.
I was gonna make a joke, but I'm one of the few that actually like Crystal Skull.Samurai Goomba said:The movie or the sex?philzibit said:I lost it when I was 16 to a girl I'm still dating (I'm almost 19 now). It happened after we saw Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull and it wasn't to good. Luckily, now it's WAY better.
Ba-dum tish!