At What Age Did You Lose Your Virginity?

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Iron Criterion

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danpascooch said:
Iron Criterion said:
Using a crystal ball has revealed that I'll be 76.
Crystal balls are unreliable, the rule is to add 3 zeros to whenever you ask them for any sort of a number.

You'll be 76,000.
Instant confidence by Danpascooch (just add water).
 

Soviet Heavy

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Programmed_For_Damage said:
17, and I lost it because I thought the chick would leave me if I didn't put out! Usually the other way around right?

I was so insanely nervous it wasn't funny. Unfortunately it turned me into some kind of monster and sex basically consumed our relationship until that was all that was left.
Nymphomania much?

Anyways, 16 and waiting here. I'm not keen on the whole relationship thing, turned a bunch of my friends into dipshits.
 

Yureina

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None so far for a 22 year old who is 3 weeks away from graduating college, though I add the disclaimer that i've not seriously tried either. This simply just is not something that I really care about, though I am starting to worry that if this keeps up, i'm going to be regretting my self-imposed isolation in ~10 years or so.
 

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Iron Criterion said:
danpascooch said:
Iron Criterion said:
Using a crystal ball has revealed that I'll be 76.
Crystal balls are unreliable, the rule is to add 3 zeros to whenever you ask them for any sort of a number.

You'll be 76,000.
Instant confidence by Danpascooch (just add water).
Screw that! Add beer. (The crystal ball doesn't account for liquor, with enough of that, anything is possible)
 

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dex-dex said:
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I don't want to "f*ck" a girl, I wanna "make love" to a girl (if that makes any sense...).
aw so cute
a lot of guys i know are all about the attitude that ' we need to get a lot of pussay! and do it all night long!!'
lol thanks :) and on a side note as I'm replying I see currently you have 666 posts and I just thought it was funny (yes I notice little things like that lol). Anyways, all the guys at my old highschool gave me crap about that saying that i'm a ***** and a loser for not "getting any". Is it so wrong to wait for the right one instead of going from girl to girl (whore to whore) and having casual sex just say that i have? And apparently i'm not supposed to treat a girl with respect O_O
 

Crusnik

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One-night-Stand at 19. Horrible experience. Have a girlfriend now. Relationship sex is much better.
 

goldenjester

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19, to my current girlfriend. Back in November...both of our firsts. Yay college. Also, interesting side note...I had not masturbated. Ever. I guess I just never thought about doing it...too busy playing GBA and reading Clive Cussler to think about it, I guess...
 

War Penguin

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I'm seventeen and I've yet to lose mine. Hell, I've never even been kissed.
Ah well. The world goes on.
 

bluedragon117

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i was 14. hrm. oddly enuf it was the 5 of us. messed up story, but interesting to tell. mostly its just painfully awkward.
 

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Krakyn said:
Lost mine when I was 15 or 16, I can't remember. I remember it was good though. I lasted 45 minutes on my first go...I think I might've jerked it earlier that day. My girlfriend and I sneaked down into her basement and did it to the Doors greatest hits.
that actually may be the most epic tale of first time sex ever. of all time. seriously, thats the best it can get. come on baby light my... FIREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
 

dex-dex

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DesiPrinceX09 said:
dex-dex said:
DesiPrinceX09 said:
I don't want to "f*ck" a girl, I wanna "make love" to a girl (if that makes any sense...).
aw so cute
a lot of guys i know are all about the attitude that ' we need to get a lot of pussay! and do it all night long!!'
lol thanks :) and on a side note as I'm replying I see currently you have 666 posts and I just thought it was funny (yes I notice little things like that lol). Anyways, all the guys at my old highschool gave me crap about that saying that i'm a ***** and a loser for not "getting any". Is it so wrong to wait for the right one instead of going from girl to girl (whore to whore) and having casual sex just say that i have? And apparently i'm not supposed to treat a girl with respect O_O
i did catch the evil post
and i got a giggle out of it.also dang for being able to notice that.
just remember that girls may go for the asshole or bad ass now but they don't end up with the badass or the asshole.

just remember that little gem of wisdom
 

geldonyetich

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33 year old virgin here... assuming experimenting when you're too young to know any better (like 6) doesn't count. And yet, to hear some of the posts here... it would seem virginity is measured in ways other than sex alone.
 

chiggerwood

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I'm 22 and still a virgin and never have been in a romantic relationship either for two reasons.
one mine, one my older brother's

First my reason: I'm a very anti-social person. I mean I got friends. I have a friend that I love like a brother and would readily die for. However if I hang around my friends too long I'm going to have the urge to slam my head in a car door until I hallucinate leprechauns singing Mr. Bojangles. I don't want all of the human interactions of sex.The idea of being that close to someone makes my skin crawl.

My brother's reason( and I quote him): I'm a fucking genius.
 

philzibit

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I lost it when I was 16 to a girl I'm still dating (I'm almost 19 now). It happened after we saw Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull and it wasn't to good. Luckily, now it's WAY better.
 

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philzibit said:
I lost it when I was 16 to a girl I'm still dating (I'm almost 19 now). It happened after we saw Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull and it wasn't to good. Luckily, now it's WAY better.
The movie or the sex?

Ba-dum tish!
 

philzibit

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Samurai Goomba said:
philzibit said:
I lost it when I was 16 to a girl I'm still dating (I'm almost 19 now). It happened after we saw Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull and it wasn't to good. Luckily, now it's WAY better.
The movie or the sex?

Ba-dum tish!
I was gonna make a joke, but I'm one of the few that actually like Crystal Skull.