At What Age Did You Lose Your Virginity?

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Doctor VonSexMachine said:
I can't wait till the virgins in this thread realize that 75% of the time wanking is better than sex, especially if you include all the effort involved.

So what if you're a virgin? It's not like it's a hot potato or something that you need to get rid of as soon as possible.
Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.....Or not.
 

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Doctor VonSexMachine said:
I can't wait till the virgins in this thread realize that 75% of the time wanking is better than sex, especially if you include all the effort involved.

So what if you're a virgin? It's not like it's a hot potato or something that you need to get rid of as soon as possible.
Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.....Or not.
*rimshot* Very clever...
 

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Julianking93 said:
Mookie_Magnus said:
Julianking93 said:
*nods yes* Can we get sorbet instead?
Sure. Come on, we can go in my big black van with tinted windows.
Okay then, hey wait a minute!! *runs away*
Hey, wait! Why are you...

Why do they always run? What, do they think I'm going to..
Oh yeah... the van.

*sulks away*
 

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I'm still a virgin(at 14) and don't plan to lose it ever. I've never even had a girlfriend. Hell, I've only really been attracted to one girl and she's probably a creationist anti-atheist bigot. My plans really don't include the impossible, anyway. I'm honestly the most awkward person alive...ever...in the universe.
 

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Mookie_Magnus said:
Julianking93 said:
Mookie_Magnus said:
Julianking93 said:
*nods yes* Can we get sorbet instead?
Sure. Come on, we can go in my big black van with tinted windows.
Okay then, hey wait a minute!! *runs away*
Hey, wait! Why are you...

Why do they always run? What, do they think I'm going to..
Oh yeah... the van.

*sulks away*
It's okay.
*poke poke poke*
Mr. Win said:
Give me a minute.
Mr. Win said:
I'm no expert or anything, but isn't that a fail?
 

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I'll let you know (actually, I won't but you get the idea) when I do. Haven't had the chance, and even if I did, I probably wouldn't. I'd like to wait until I'm married, but that's just me.
 

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Doctor VonSexMachine said:
I can't wait till the virgins in this thread realize that 75% of the time wanking is better than sex, especially if you include all the effort involved.
^ No.

I lost mine at 17 to my first girlfriend who was also a virgin. I'm 18 now and we're still going strong.
 

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I'm almost 27 now and still counting. On a side note, I never jerked it until about a year ago. I've never been motivated by sex.
 

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I am still a virgin and I just turned 18. I plan to keep it until I'm married, or until Chuck Norris asks for it.