Attack and Effect

[ithoughtiwascool]

Attack the user above you and determine its effect.

chunkybuttz: Sarah Palin 2012!!
leer0y: chunkybuttz struck with Sanity Ray!
+8 Intellect, -50 Sarah Palin Support
ilovefishies: leer0y struck with Fecal Blast!
-3 Health, -1000 Sanitation

Get it? Good.
Attack me!

 

[ithoughtiwascool]

Guess I'll have to attack myself.

ithoughtiwascool struck with Disappointment Blaster!
-18 Enthusiasm, +3 Sadness!