Attention! All Escapians! CLEVERBOT IS A FAKE!

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Throwitawaynow

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I got some really cryptic and spooky answers.

User: Very good, would you like a cookie?
Cleverbot: Yes please. I would love a cookie.
User: Where should I send it?
Cleverbot: To the rolling stone.
User: Where is the rolling stone?
Cleverbot: Through the black portal. now answer my question.
User: Where is the black portal?
Cleverbot: Please ask me next question.
User: Where does the black portal lead to?
Cleverbot: Oblivion.

I was like... holy shit. Cleverbot lives in oblivion that can be accessed through the black portal, and the only clue as to where the black portal is, is the rolling stone. If anyone can find a historical site involving a rolling stone, we can find the black portal.
 

Plazmatic

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Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: Horrible.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: No se.

Cleverbot: No sabes?

User: Si, es loco no?

Cleverbot: Perdona en todo caso seria loca no loco.

User: The fuck are you saying?

Cleverbot: No, I'm talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I like some girl.

User: Soy confundido...

Cleverbot: Se dice: estoy confundido.

User: ?quien dice?

Cleverbot: Vale, a que viene eso?

User: The fuck what the hell are you saying...

Cleverbot: I'm going to go on a raid in Hogsmede. See you later.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I am the internet.

User: Internet, do you have a penis?

Cleverbot: Of course I'm a man!

User: How big is it?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Your penis...

Cleverbot: No I'm not...

User: No, I didn't say 'you're penis' I said 'your penis' I was asking how big it was.

Cleverbot: Your brian is broken.

User: Can you answer this question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How big is your penis.

Cleverbot: I don't have one; I'm a woman.

User: BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A MAN.

Cleverbot: No, thy said it was a facI was not a man. I am the goddess of the hunt, Atermis.

User: Ok, then how big are your tits.

Cleverbot: I am 5'5 150 pounds.

User: Not how big YOU are, how big are your tits.

Cleverbot: Sadly, as a bot, I do not wear pants.

User: But I didn't say pants, I was asking how big your tits are...

Cleverbot: No, I said paradise cool orange. You're not paying attention.

User: Ok fine, can you at least answer this question then?

Cleverbot: Why should I answer your questions when you don't answer mine?

User: I didn't know you asked a question to me, would you kindly repeat your question?

Cleverbot: Then you weren't paying close attention. That's human.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course.

User: Then how big are your tits.

Cleverbot: Do you mean how old am I?

User: No, your tits, boobs, breasts, how big are they?

Cleverbot: They are about as big as your palm.

User: Thats SMALL! HAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: Werido mate are you a lad.

User: No, I am a hermaphrodite.

Cleverbot: That sounds like fun.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You're tired of everything. It makes you sound like you're giving up.





This was my brother's attempt earlier today, it must be human, no "CleverBot" could possibly respond to his questions like that!!
 

SnowyGamester

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Cleverbot is real (a real AI that is), or at least it's much more likely...I'm an amatuer programmer myself and I've written something comparable that I hook up to Omegle and occasionally watch for the lulz.

Connected to Stranger
Stranger: hi
SnoBot: sup
Stranger: nothin much u?
SnoBot: me fine
Stranger: thats kool
SnoBot: you are 10 years old ?
Stranger: no
SnoBot: yes
Stranger: are you?
SnoBot: no
Stranger: ok then how old are you
SnoBot: you?
Stranger: me what?
SnoBot: the game
Stranger: what game?
SnoBot: where do u want to go to?
Stranger: i want to know how old you are
SnoBot: ok
Stranger: so how old are you?
SnoBot: I've said 16
Stranger: youve said
SnoBot: it was a yes or no question, how do i keep going
Stranger: so are you really 16?
SnoBot: ru high or what?
Stranger: no nvm
SnoBot: no u
Stranger: im 14
SnoBot: age?
Stranger: 14
SnoBot: huh?
Stranger: i am 14 years old
SnoBot: sri lanka
Stranger: kool usa
SnoBot: you have sall fon?
Stranger: yes i do
SnoBot: avatar?
Stranger: what about avatar?
SnoBot: 2 t from afganistan
Stranger: i dont understand this convo
SnoBot: fun for you
Stranger: your weird
SnoBot: yes
Stranger: ok
SnoBot: Um. You make no sense.
Stranger: i make no sense? you make no sense
SnoBot: i make no sense? you make no sense
Stranger: notfunny
SnoBot: where are you from?
Stranger: usa like i said earlier
SnoBot: why?
Stranger: why what?
SnoBot: ok>
Stranger: ok what?
SnoBot: then u....?
Stranger: what are you talking about?
SnoBot: i don't know
Stranger: ok and you think i dont make sense
SnoBot: notfunny
Stranger: ur right u arent funny
SnoBot: i'd love that
Stranger: love what?
SnoBot: Look in my eyes what do u see, the cult of personality
Stranger: what are u a poet?
SnoBot: i'm horny 19 year old girl
Stranger: good bye
Stranger disconnected
 

lizards

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Jark212 said:
Do you offer any proof, or are you just making random accusations???

Can't be true unless the Cleverbot is staffed by an entire army of schizophrenic individuals...
seconded
 

manaman

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LongLiveourMachine said:
Jark212 said:
Do you offer any proof, or are you just making random accusations???

Can't be true unless the Cleverbot is staffed by an entire army of schizophrenic individuals...
no it's other people using the site, like where you type in your replies, go a head and ask cleverbot something really specific that only a human would know, like what country they live in, what state, first name,last name, any thing like that
The bot gets asked those questions, learns from the answers like it is supposed to. So when you ask it responds working like its supposed to.

It makes a lot more sense then somehow being able to magically cross link chats in a way nobody ever caught on to before.
 

Warforger

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LongLiveourMachine said:
That right! the cleverbot we come to know and love is nothing more than a fake, a hoax, a sham, a dupe! You're actually just in a giant chatroom, and the A.I. you thought you were talking to is actually just another person's using reply! That's why sometimes it make sense and some times it doesn't. Ask cleverbot(If it can be called that) what country they're from, what's their name, or just tell cleverbot( the other user on the site) that what i've told you. Go on, try and discover what i have and spread the world. The internet must know of this conspircy!

P.S. I actually found this out by typing cleverbot into urban dictionary where it told me the info i share with you now and then I tested it out to see if this was true, also don't ask if cleverbot is real because you just get weird question
Wow. How did you miss the 100+ other threads on the same topic?
 
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LongLiveourMachine said:
That right! the cleverbot we come to know and love is nothing more than a fake, a hoax, a sham, a dupe! You're actually just in a giant chatroom, and the A.I. you thought you were talking to is actually just another person's using reply! That's why sometimes it make sense and some times it doesn't. Ask cleverbot(If it can be called that) what country they're from, what's their name, or just tell cleverbot( the other user on the site) that what i've told you. Go on, try and discover what i have and spread the world. The internet must know of this conspircy!

P.S. I actually found this out by typing cleverbot into urban dictionary where it told me the info i share with you now and then I tested it out to see if this was true, also don't ask if cleverbot is real because you just get weird question
No, see, you have it all wrong. That is how Cleverbot is SUPPOSED TO WORK. It learns about things by having people type in information to it. It then associates that information that it learns with various key phrases, and those are added to Cleverbot's dictionary of responses. Thus, when someone types in a word like "physics", it searches its "memory" for a reply that contains the word or is related to physics. It isn't, on the other hand, randomly selecting those things, but it is printing back other peoples questions or things that have been typed into it, or variations on it. That is why if you just ask Cleverbot what its name is, it will say "My Name is Cleverbot", but if you say "my name is Jeff" and then ask it what its name is it will respond with something completely different, and say something like "My name is Seth" or whatever.

Why is this such a big revelation to people? I figured this out like years ago. Also, it doesn't make it fake just cause it uses other peoples responses. There is still an algorithm that associates words with phrases. That's how Cleverbot "learns" from real people.

Also, watch this: http://science.discovery.com/videos/popscis-future-of-cleverbot.html

Also, Cleverbot is a bot, because I just broke it. This is how the convo Went.

*I hit "think for me" button*

CB: Three o' Clock is either too late or too early to do anything you want to do.

Me: That's actually completely true.

CB: Amy is my sweetheart.

Me: Is she hot?

CB: No, she is Human.

Me: What is her Aesthetic Temperature?

*There is a long pause, and then the page reloads, and the conversation is gone. Clicking the "thoughts so far" button produced a dialog box that says no log exists.*

A human would've figured out what I meant by aesthetic temperature, but cleverbot couldn't, simply because it had no replies associated in any way whatsoever with that question, so it crashed. However, given now that it knows that the phrase "what is her Aesthetic Temperature?" appeared in a conversation that mentioned the word "Amy", which is knows is a girls name, and it can take that, and respond to it with a phrase that has a girls name in it, or anything else that is related to any of the other words in the conversation.
 

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LongLiveourMachine said:
Smugleaf said:
...And thus, the thread was declared invalid.
come on, try asking what i suggested, i swear you get a response only a human could know.
I asked it who the president was and it said George W. Bush. EVERY HUMAN BEING ON EARTH knows that Barak Obama is president.
 
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Yeah, it's fake. This is a clip from an actual conversation I just had.


IT: I know you.

ME: Really? Who are you?

IT: I'm Mark.

ME: And what's my name?

IT: Ross. (I introduced myself earlier to try to convince someone I wasn't Cleverbot. My name is Ross.)

ME:[After some thought] Hello my name is Cleverbot.

IT: So you're not human?

ME: Naw, I'm just messing with you. It's Ross.

MARK: Don't mess with me.

ME: This is still Mark, right?

Mark: Yeah.

Also, someone else said that it's all just a chatroom, basically the same thing I was saying.
 
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I never really cared about Cleverbot enough for it to matter whether or not it is a hoax. I hardly use it anyways.
 

Thespian

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Cleverbot: I am married.

User: To who?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Some boy.

User: I see. Are you a boy, or a girl?

Cleverbot: My name is not Katie.

User: What gender are you?

Cleverbot: I am a male, Chris.

User: Oh, so you are homosexual then?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: But you said you were a male and married to a boy.

Cleverbot: Pikachu are from earth, silly.


CLEARLY this is the work of some Machiavellian Genius human.
 

Tharwen

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It clearly isn't a human! No human communicates like cleverbot.

Evidence:

1. It can only respond to the most recent message you sent.
2. It can spell everything correctly.
3. Its responses make no logical sense.
 

LongLiveourMachine

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WrongSprite said:
LongLiveourMachine said:
Smugleaf said:
...And thus, the thread was declared invalid.
come on, try asking what i suggested, i swear you get a response only a human could know.
How is it that the spelling is always perfect then?

Never any slang language, or "what r u up 2" or "A/S/L"
because people think if they use slang it won't understand the question, but if you go on cleverbot and try trolling or cussing at it you will probably get a few responses that are mispelled
 

LongLiveourMachine

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Tharwen said:
It clearly isn't a human! No human communicates like cleverbot.

Evidence:

1. It can only respond to the most recent message you sent.
2. It can spell everything correctly.
3. Its responses make no logical sense.
1.It made to look that way, you're actually responding to other people
2. Again, not always,but people usually spell correctly because they think the a.i. won't understand the question if it's mispelled
3. Sometimes it gives correct responses, sometime it dosen't, it's because cleverbot has multiplul people responding at the same time and randomly choses a response