Australia bans small breasts

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Killjoi

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Source: http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/
Alternate Source: http://www.sexparty.org.au/index.php/press-releases/619-depictions-of-female-orgasm-being-banned-by-classification-board

The Australian Sex Party (ASP) said Wednesday that the Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. It comes just a week after it was found that material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it.

ASP?s Fiona Patten writes on her party?s website that they are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup breast size:

?This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year. Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint?s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.?

Patten writes that such bans may be an unintended consequence of the Senator?s actions ?but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late?.

How can this be happening

The National Classification Code dictates that anything that describes or depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18 (whether the person is engaged in sexual activity or not) in a way that is likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult is Refused Classification.

State Crime Acts are also similar. Victoria?s Criminal Code includes the ?or appears to be? clause in its definition of child pornography and it doesn?t need to cause offence to a reasonable adult for it to be illegal.

Even if you are 18 years old but you look younger, taking a photograph of your breasts and uploading it to the Internet could land you or someone you know in serious trouble.

A bad message

Australian adult blogger Ms Naughty says we need to look at what this ruling says to Australian women:

?Why ban small boobs? I can only assume it stems from paranoia that flat chests somehow stir up the pedophiles. And you only need to mention that ?p? word to start a full-scale moral panic in Parliament.?

?Shall we put such hysteria aside and look at what this ruling is saying to Australian women? Basically, it?s classing a certain normal female body type as obscene. It?s declaring all flat chests to be automatically juvenile, something that should not be viewed by anyone because of a fear that it will stir up ?base instincts? in certain people.?

?Can the Classification Board be any more insulting or sexist??

Ejaculations

According to Patten, female ejaculations films are being Refused Classification on one of two grounds:

1. That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ?golden showers? in the Classification Guidelines or
2. Female ejaculation is an ?abhorrent? depiction

?Films that show both male and female ejaculation have routinely been given an X rating since 1983″ said Patten. ?The new ruling follows a boom in the numbers of adult films featuring female ejaculation since the pioneering research of Professor Emeritus Beverly Whipple was published in her book The G Spot.?

Content Refused Classification will be blocked to Australian adults under the Government?s planned Internet censorship scheme.

?There are over one million sites featuring female ejaculation and for Australia to be banning depictions and discussion of this important issue, takes us back into the Victorian era where they didn?t even believe that women could have orgasms.?

The ACB has been contacted for comment.
Now I understand the ACB being overtly conscious about pedophilia - it's a very serious issue but isn't this going a bit too far ? I don't mean to beat on a dead horse here but this story just irks me the same way as the L4D2 fiasco. Actually, this is probably worse because this ruling is really insulting to women with small breasts. Seriously, what is going on here ?

EDIT: Added an alternate source and quoted the original article in full. Yes, I know this sounds stupid enough to be a joke but sadly, I don't think it is.
 

Julianking93

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What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I like small breasts better. Larger ones are fine, but small breasts are so much more subtle and cute. Good thing I don't life in Australia.
 

Macgyvercas

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This smells suspiciously like Atkinson's work...

Oddly, I didn't see him mentioned.
 

ChromeAlchemist

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Killjoi said:
Now I understand the ACB being overtly conscious about pedophilia
Oh right, paedophilia. Yeah that's going way too far. It almost seems like Australia is going through adolescence in terms of classification doesn't it?
 

MiracleOfSound

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What the fuck is going on with the Australian government lately?

They let Home & Away be sent out all over the world but we can't see some size A boobies?
 

Mcupobob

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Julianking93 said:
What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I like small breasts better. Good thing I don't life in Australia.
I second, this statement.
 

LockeDown

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... and here I promised myself I would stop being surprised at what wacky censorship comes out of Australia.

Damn.
 

Enzeru92

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.......... some one needs to stop those wackos in the government. TIME FOR REVOLUTION!
 

DoctorNick

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Ha! Good one!

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Wait, they're serious?

But, but I like smaller-to-medium breasted women...

Good thing I don't live in Australia then.