Australia bans small breasts

[MGlBlaze]

... Australia is officially governed by aliens. No human could be this stupid, right?

...

... Right?

If only...

The Australian government has to be joking around at this point. Not only is this REALLY POINTLESS censorship, I can foresee some women with small breasts getting very offended by this...

What the hell has breast size got to do with anything, again!? Seriously, would someone kindly explain the reasoning behind this garbage?

I mean, I don't live in Australia, but... what the hell!?

Now I don't normally like to do this but I'm left with no choice...

Does anyone else think Australia is quickly becoming the biggest joke ever? Jeez, and people think Englands gone down the shitter!

I second this. Although I'm from the UK and I don't notice anything... then again, I deliberately separate myself from most pollitical/news crap because I know it can mostly be summed up as "Humans still suck!".

 

[Mr Wednesday]

Gentlemen, this is a sodding wind up. Look at the URL. The Australian "Sex Party"?

It's a joke.

 

[MGlBlaze]

Gentlemen, this is a sodding wind up. Look at the URL. The Australian "Sex Party"?

It's a joke.

...Well, I feel more than a bit dumb right now. Not to mention the site is 'somebeodythinkofthechildren'

But not really since I wouldn't really be all that surprised if it was real at the rate Australia has been going lately. In any case, though, this is a good example of parody;

...It's embaressing for New Zealand to be placed so close to these guys...

Saddest part is that even if it is a joke, it's so within' likelyhood of being truth.

Ninja'd, QFT.

 

[ParadoxBG]

Ha ha, great. But raises valid points.

I want to go to Australia. The US passes some dumbass laws, but some of the stuff I've heard about Australian legislation here are just (and please don't take offense to this) kind of silly.

 

[Gauntes]

my mind has exploded from sheer stupidity...
and I sat through batman and robin....

 

[blarg363]

It's funny because I hate big breasts. What is this even doing?

not a damn thing,
but anyway brests are like candy, there all good and as long as there's no nuts anywhere near
them i'm happy ^_^

 

[tmujir955]

I don't think I'd want to live in australia, where the only porn I can get involves this:

(not safe for work)

Spoiler

No pr0n here, sorry.

Linking to pr0n=ban.

Good luck with that!

 

[Julianking93]

What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I know. First they ban adult video games, then they ban advertising R-rated movies, and now they ban small breasts?

It's as if the Australian government is just banning things to show that they can.

Does Michael Atkinson have something to do with this?

He hates everything doesn't he? First games, then movies, now the mammary glands.

What a ****.

 

[Julianking93]

What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I like small breasts better. Larger ones are fine, but small breasts are so much more subtle and cute. Good thing I don't life in Australia.

But small breats are MANLY! And not in a good way. Also, since when have you lost your virginity like A MAN!?

What?

 

[Juven Ignus]

But small breasts are so much better...

I thin I am wearing ninja pheromone today or something. Or I am just coming to late to these threads

I know how you feel, bud.

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

Absolutely bizarre, what'll they ban next, 'er no bananas, they're banned, for tasting good and being the basis for alot of dick jokes.

 

[j0z]

Wow, I don't like anything over DD, and that is really pushing it.
All I have to say is "wtf Australia?"

 

[Americow]

Perky boobs FTW. Be they big or small, if they sag then they're ugly. That is really ridiculous, I've always wanted to move to Australia but it sounds like it sucks (not just because of this.)