Australia bans small breasts

[Valiance]

It's terrible when I have to read it four times to even potentially grasp what the person was thinking when the ban came into existence.

 

[firedfns13]

Is Australia rampant wiht pedophilia?

 

[historybuff]

What is going on in Australia? I guess Australians were once so badass that now the government is terrified of them or something.

It's like the government are a bunch of players and they are using political office as a griefing engine.

 

[Killjoi]

Tried your link in both firefox and IE methinks it's broken sir.

Hmm...I'll just quote the entire article here then. I don't know what's wrong with that site. I apologize in advance if the the apostrophes come out as ASCII code. HTML copy/paste doesn't work too well

The Australian Sex Party (ASP) said Wednesday that the Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. It comes just a week after it was found that material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it.

ASP's Fiona Patten writes on her party?s website that they are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup breast size:

?This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year. Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint?s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.?

Patten writes that such bans may be an unintended consequence of the Senator?s actions ?but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late?.

How can this be happening

The National Classification Code dictates that anything that describes or depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18 (whether the person is engaged in sexual activity or not) in a way that is likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult is Refused Classification.

State Crime Acts are also similar. Victoria?s Criminal Code includes the ?or appears to be? clause in its definition of child pornography and it doesn?t need to cause offence to a reasonable adult for it to be illegal.

Even if you are 18 years old but you look younger, taking a photograph of your breasts and uploading it to the Internet could land you or someone you know in serious trouble.

A bad message

Australian adult blogger Ms Naughty says we need to look at what this ruling says to Australian women:

?Why ban small boobs? I can only assume it stems from paranoia that flat chests somehow stir up the pedophiles. And you only need to mention that ?p? word to start a full-scale moral panic in Parliament.?

?Shall we put such hysteria aside and look at what this ruling is saying to Australian women? Basically, it?s classing a certain normal female body type as obscene. It?s declaring all flat chests to be automatically juvenile, something that should not be viewed by anyone because of a fear that it will stir up ?base instincts? in certain people.?

?Can the Classification Board be any more insulting or sexist??

Ejaculations


According to Patten, female ejaculations films are being Refused Classification on one of two grounds:

1.That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ?golden showers? in the Classification Guidelines or
2.Female ejaculation is an ?abhorrent? depiction
?Films that show both male and female ejaculation have routinely been given an X rating since 1983? said Patten. ?The new ruling follows a boom in the numbers of adult films featuring female ejaculation since the pioneering research of Professor Emeritus Beverly Whipple was published in her book The G Spot.?

Content Refused Classification will be blocked to Australian adults under the Government?s planned Internet censorship scheme.

?There are over one million sites featuring female ejaculation and for Australia to be banning depictions and discussion of this important issue, takes us back into the Victorian era where they didn?t even believe that women could have orgasms.?

The ACB has been contacted for comment.

 

[NewGeekPhilosopher]

There's only one hope for us left: creepypasta internet curses capable of killing off our oppressors.

Sure, most of them are BS... but at least ONE of them related to issues our government censors might rear its head...

Anyway, just when I started to appreciate the bust sizes of more than one variety of lady... they ban smaller sizes not just in porn but in FILMS? I get the feeling Australia's getting worse every day.

 

[geldonyetich]

Oh WTF? Did somebody get bribed by some plastic surgeons or something?

Nah. What's going on is they're trying to combat all the lolicon influence [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_fashion#Lolita_culture] from their northern neighbors, and overreacting somewhat.

From what I gather, if you live in Southeast Asia (and probably a bit north of that) you're positively inundated with constant lolita pop culture, and the Aussies are trying to cut down on that sort of thing in their country.

 

[Daveman]

well, obviously Australians wouldn't get the attraction of petite women...

 

[Enkidu88]

I keep waiting for England to ride up in their ships again, slap the parliaments hands away from whatever crackpot bill they're working on, and declare Australia a territory of england again. Because obviously they can't handle governing themselves.

 

[AvsJoe]

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No, no noooooooooooooooo!! I'm caught in a TVTrope loop! Damn You Ragnorak!

Faith in humanity -1

Total faith in humanity: -340,000,000,000,000,000,001

How would you say that? Negative three hundred fourty quintillion and one?

Australia needs a revolution. All the other countries got one!

We didn't! Canada's revolution was politely asking England if we could change our constitution so we could change our constitution without having to ask. It's revolution with a canuck twist!

 

[dalek sec]

*Sighs* This is starting to give me a headache....

 

[Weaver]

I don't really like big breasts either... what the fuck. Why aren't you Aussies in the streets with pitchforks and torches?

 

[brunothepig]

Ow. My brain actually hurts now... What the fuck is going on with Australia? I don't really care about this, though I find disproportionally large books are just freakish and weird. But I didn't even think we had a major problem with pedophilia. No more so than the next country. Sooner or later the idiotic masses will elect a man with a toothbrush mustache... And the attitude to go with it.

 

[Endocrom]

Weren't they also proposing the censorship of the internet? Like, China style.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

dude i much prefere small breasts to big, am i all of a sudden some minority or something, do i have a fetish?

Well good thing i live in America were the pr0n is free.

 

[Quadtrix]

Step 1: Get Yahtzee out of Australia.

Step 2: Nuke the shit out of it.

 

[Rainboq]

Weren't they also proposing the censorship of the internet? Like, China style.

yes, and they both FAIL at it

 

[Ghonzor]

What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I like small breasts better. Good thing I don't life in Australia.

I second, this statement.

Agreed.
Though I see no problem with a decent size pair either.

Anywho, it's official: I will never live in Australia.

 

[T3h Merc]

DOT DOT DOT

OT: I'm confused as hell.

 

[rhyno435]

What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I like small breasts better. Good thing I don't life in Australia.

I second, this statement.

Thirded from me.