Australia bans small breasts

[Julianking93]

What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I know. First they ban adult video games, then they ban advertising R-rated movies, and now they ban small breasts?

It's as if the Australian government is just banning things to show that they can.

Does Michael Atkinson have something to do with this?

He hates everything doesn't he? First games, then movies, now the mammary glands.

What a ****.

I'm pretty sure Michael Atkinson is behind all this. My theory is that he's gone mad with power, and is banning everything he can.

After this it'll be music with immature lyrics, then pornography, then PG-13 movies...

No!! Not the precious pornography!! Can he truly be so cruel?!

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

Gentlemen, this is a sodding wind up. Look at the URL. The Australian "Sex Party"?

It's a joke.

I just googled them and it seems they actually exist

What's more, the party leader is a woman...WTF!?

 

[Asturiel]

Source: http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/ (Try IE if it doesn't open in Firefox etc.)

The Australian Sex Party (ASP) said Wednesday that the Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. It comes just a week after it was found that material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it.

Now I understand the ACB being overtly conscious about pedophilia - it's a very serious issue but isn't this going a bit too far ? I don't mean to beat on a dead horse here but this story just irks me the same way as the L4D2 fiasco. Actually, this is probably worse because this ruling is really insulting to women with small breasts. Seriously, what is going on here ?

Tried your link in both firefox and IE methinks it's broken sir.

It's as if the Australian government is just banning things to show that they can.

It's just a cry for attention from the world. How cute.

No!! Not the precious pornography!! Can he truly be so cruel?!

He wont just do it Julian, hell do it with a smile.

 

[Julianking93]

No!! Not the precious pornography!! Can he truly be so cruel?!

He wont just do it Julian, hell do it with a smile.

NO!!!

Why would he do such a thing...wait would him banning pornography include hentai manga?

 

[Vek]

I for one, support this ban, and welcome the changeover to more buxom Australian women in media.

But then again, I like bigguns.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hold on, they can't do that. That's nature. Not something manufactured!

Wtf are they thinking!

Sorry.

But that is nonsense.

 

[IxionIndustries]

It is official.. Australia's government is bat-shit crazy.

 

[Simon Hadow]

I-uh... uuuuhhhh... ggahhh... Whaaaaaaa...? I just... don't know what to say. This is... illogical... *Realizing the futility of his own existence as logic machine in such an illogical world, super computer Simon self implodes, dragging earth, and by extension australlia into the highly dense singularity that he now exists in*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

It is official.. Australia's government is bat-shit crazy.

Official? it's been official ever since Atkinson got elected.

 

[Joey245]

Faith in humanity -1

Total faith in humanity: -340,000,000,000,000,000,001

 

[IxionIndustries]

It is official.. Australia's government is bat-shit crazy.

Official? it's been official ever since Atkinson got elected.

I was still giving them the benefit of the doubt, you know, just in case they decided to impeach that bastard already...

[small]...Also, I don't have internet at my place..[/small]

 

[ElephantGuts]

I'm not sure what's going on in Australia, but I'm starting to grow concerned. I'm not exactly sure why, but something there seems very wrong. Very, very wrong. Perhaps there's something in the air?

 

[FROGGEman2]

Australia needs a revolution. All the other countries got one!

 

[Sonofadiddly]

How small, exactly? I was hoping to get a minor role in an Australian porno.

I never knew how weird Australia was until I joined The Escapist. Banning small boobs isn't going to make pedophiles normal. Maybe they're hoping all the pedophiles will move out of Australia. That or all the small-breasted women.

 

[RagnorakTres]

A..buh...sne...fu...nyr...ga...si... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RoaringRampageOfRevenge]

Is it just me or is the Australian government going down the shitter lately?

 

[AvsJoe]

Oh HELL no! Huge breasts are a turn-off for me and now a country is freaking banning them from porn? I've already said that I will never step foot in Australia thanks to it's wildlife and Atkinson; why do they continue to make sure of that?