Australia bans small breasts

[Double A]

I guess Australia is trying to be the Anti Japan.

That's the only bright side I can see from this.

This is just completely left field. Actually, keep going left after you hit left field.

 

[MrDarkling]

They should ban sex altogether next

 

[lacktheknack]

..................

I... I... I just... can't...

No.

JUST NO.

The title was the most surreal thing I've ever seen... IN MY LIFE.

 

[bowserboy26578]

This smells suspiciously like Atkinson's work...

Oddly, I didn't see him mentioned.

Why? He only dislikes video games and movies.

porn is often in videographic form

 

[Iron Criterion]

Source: http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/ (Try IE if it doesn't open in Firefox etc.)

The Australian Sex Party (ASP) said Wednesday that the Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. It comes just a week after it was found that material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it.

Now I understand the ACB being overtly conscious about pedophilia - it's a very serious issue but isn't this going a bit too far ? I don't mean to beat on a dead horse here but this story just irks me the same way as the L4D2 fiasco. Actually, this is probably worse because this ruling is really insulting to women with small breasts. Seriously, what is going on here ?

Anymore than a handful is a waste anyway. But well done Australia you and your puritanical government.

 

[Dommyboy]

This is just so ludicrous it sounds like a joke.

 

[BENZOOKA]

That's just plain stupid. And insulting.

 

[BENZOOKA]

They should ban sex altogether next

I'm guessing that's the next course of action. After that they'll ban children.

 

[breadlord]

I prefer my women with C cups, because they aren't too big and aren't too small.

 

[Nalesnik]

So, is this a parody of Australia's censorship or just a successful troll being successful?
Meh, would have been funnier if large breasts were banned instead.

 

[Jaranja]

What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I like small breasts better. Larger ones are fine, but small breasts are so much more subtle and cute. Good thing I don't life in Australia.

Well, I can't help but agree with you. From looking and talking to the people I live near, big boobs are the best. I disagree. It's weird that everyone just associates big things with being better.

 

[Citrus]

Well, the source link doesn't work and the first thing that comes up when I search for this in Google is this thread (among other threads on smaller sites claiming the same thing -- no reliable news sites, or any news site at all in fact).

So this is fake.

 

[Small Waves]

They should ban sex altogether next

I'm guessing that's the next course of action. After that they'll ban children.

And then people, after animals of course.

NO MAMMALS. PLANT LIFE ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION.

 

[Unca Bob]

Why must all the politicians (and government groups) in this country be useless, infantile or just plain stupid. Gah. Want to buy new government.

 

[qbanknight]

hey atkinson, why don't you just say "fuck it, let's ban emotion all together"

 

[faceless chick]

we finally got to the point where the world turned upside down and having small breasts is unrealistic and sexually deviant?

and there i was, thinking humanity might one day mature past the stage of giant-breast-addiction.


whoop-de-doo.
another reason NOT to live in australia.

anime must really be getting to someone.

 

[Zildjin81]

small breasts are so much more subtle.

I don't know why, but that word, in that context, makes my head hurt.

Subtle Boobs?

Laughed so hard at this! Thought the same thing when I read it!

OT: Wait, what the hell? This happened... In real life?

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Now I don't know whether to believe it or not... either way it's kinda silly. Big breasts are unnatractive, to my delight I found out that I'm not one of the only ones who thinks that.

I'm one of the lucky ones, cause my girlfriends are just how I like em <3

 

[e2density]

YES!
YESYESYES!

Finally, Australia does something good.

 

[benoitowns]

what the fuck.....just......just....just plain fail......