Australia bans small breasts

[Lidrial]

To those who assumed this is a joke, I think it very well may be true. http://www.sexparty.org.au/index.php/press-releases/619-depictions-of-female-orgasm-being-banned-by-classification-board

Why must the country I live in be so stupid. This gives me one more reason to move to a different country. It also gives me one more reason to lose faith in humanity.
If the mandatory Internet censorship goes ahead I will definitely be leaving Australia.

 

[Kimjira19]

Gentlemen, this is a sodding wind up. Look at the URL. The Australian "Sex Party"?

It's a joke.

...Well, I feel more than a bit dumb right now. Not to mention the site is 'somebeodythinkofthechildren'

But not really since I wouldn't really be all that surprised if it was real at the rate Australia has been going lately. In any case, though, this is a good example of parody;

...It's embaressing for New Zealand to be placed so close to these guys...

Saddest part is that even if it is a joke, it's so within' likelyhood of being truth.

Ninja'd, QFT.

Actually it does exist... http://www.sexparty.org.au/

 

[The Only]

...wtf?
a ban against breasts is an attempt to piss me off
...its working

 

[leviathanmisha]

I'm kinda offended...*looks at her A-cups* Seriously, Australia needs to chill...maybe Yatzhee needs to run for President or something...

 

[S_K]

and I thought englands government was bad, at least our censors and laws arn't controlled by retards, who force us to follow political correctness and... oh wait

 

[aaron552]

Yahtzee might want to move. I think it's time to nuke Australia and its pristine beaches into the sea.

Before you nuke us, you might want to remember that the majority of Australians probably don't agree with this either. We're all just too fucking lazy to do anything about it.

 

[Bandit-K]

They should ban sex altogether next

It wouldn't surprise me if they did that next.
Anything good is pretty much banned here like fireworks ect.

 

[bob-2000]

Oh shit... I'm illegal.
Seriously though, this is just sexist and stupid.

 

[Killjoi]

To those who assumed this is a joke, I think it very well may be true. http://www.sexparty.org.au/index.php/press-releases/619-depictions-of-female-orgasm-being-banned-by-classification-board

This.

I can see why you would get the impression that I'm trolling (my first post and all) but I can assure you I've no interest in doing so. I posted this message because I honestly thought it was true. Initially, I had my doubts as well. I did some research into the validity of the Australian Sex Party before making the post and found this: http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/australian-sex-party-gets-allclear-20090808-edks.html

From what I can gather from SMH and a couple of other news sites (the register and the huffington post), it's very much a bona fide political group and this story seems valid to me. If this turns out to be some kind of elaborate joke, then I've been fooled just like the rest of you.

 

[JoeBloggs]

Woah woah woah, let's all calm down now. As an Australian, I can assure you this is all one big culture-shock misunderstanding- the whole thing might seem more reasonable if I explain some australian cultural customs.

From what I've read, am I to understand Americans and Europeans LISTEN to their governments advice on porn? How strange! I personally couldn't imagine. Here in australia, we have a traditional custom known as the "Up Yours", a time-honoured ritual where the party(s) involved give the minister in office the finger and download whatever the hell type of porn they want.

You may be familiar with the technique from its recent application to banned videogames or the alcopops tax.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

what, why do people here prefer small breasts so much more.. wait, I do to. anyway, whats next, making people with small breasts have a breast tattooed onto there arm and a barcode on there other arm. and there was your does of godwin's law for the day.

EDIT: I thought of another one:
me: whats the difference between Hitler and the Australian government?
people in the audience: what?
me: Hitler liked big boobs
people in the audience: *laughter*
(if you don't get the joke, Eva Braun's boobs where the size of small planets)

 

[Eggsnham]

Australia has been on a downward slope recently, from what I've noticed.

 

[Rainboq]

They should ban sex altogether next

I'm guessing that's the next course of action. After that they'll ban children.

its "for the children"

 

[Pm0n3y]

What the hell man?!

That doesn't even make any sense.

I know. First they ban adult video games, then they ban advertising R-rated movies, and now they ban small breasts?

It's as if the Australian government is just banning things to show that they can.

Does Michael Atkinson have something to do with this?

He hates everything doesn't he? First games, then movies, now the mammary glands.

What a ****.

I'm pretty sure Michael Atkinson is behind all this. My theory is that he's gone mad with power, and is banning everything he can.

After this it'll be music with immature lyrics, then pornography, then PG-13 movies...

And before you know it BAM! Reproduction is banned.

 

[SFR]

I'm not sure what I find more weird: Australia banning small boobs or so many people on this forum liking smaller boobs. I don't disagree, actually, but I don't get that vibe from most people.

I wonder if there's been a poll for that yet... Probably.

 

[Asturiel]

NO!!!

Why would he do such a thing...wait would him banning pornography include hentai manga?

Well considering in most hentai manga the breast size of the female in question is either small as fuck, medium large, or redonkulous you seem 2 out of 3 will still be available. Problem is the small catagory will likely include pre-pubecent girls drawn and that seems to be what they want to avoid(or incest...or both!). In any likelyhood I dont think the hentai manga business in Australia is prominent...

*Snip*

Thanks I was curious what that was all about...Also they are foolish and should be sentanced to the best place for idiots in our society: Politics!...Oh wait they are one step ahead of me *Shrug*

 

[Baby Eater]

I don't think I'd want to live in australia, where the only porn I can get involves this:

Spoiler: Pornographic Material

Nothing to see here.

Fix'd

[sub]But seriously, delete that, you're practically asking for a suspension.[/sub]

How is it pornographic? There's nothing in that picture that you wouldn't see if she was wearing a bikini.

Her nipples are covered, her breasts are mostly covered, and she's wearing underwear (and it's not even a thong!).

I dont know what you think you linked to but I clicked it and its a link straight to a porn site plastered in tits.

...I always show up to the party late ._.

OT: Australia....we need to talk.sit down son. *puff from pipe*...Australia... do you know what it means to be a gay region?You'll become a fat san francisco!
No offence intended