Australian Island Disappears - Tin Foil Prices Rise

[Hagi]

It was obviously a humongous sea turtle who'd been hibernating for several thousand years.

Now, having learned that some pitiful race of naked monkeys call him, the great balancer, Sandy he has retreated to the dark depths of the ocean to plot his revenge.

Humanity shall come to greatly regret this insult on this most magnificent of beings.

 

[Queen Michael]

Islands are like money. Here today, gone tomorrow. (And usually somebody else's property.)

 

[FalloutJack]

There is only ONE rational explanation...


BWA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

 

[geK0]

The island and all of it's inhabitants were consumed by the great ocean God Archonache, who takes the form of a giant jellyfish with bat wings. We should make more offerings to the great ocean god in order to prevent this from happening again.

Pray to your false gods for there shall be no forgivenes from Archonache.

I'm going to go with Giant Turtle island. Cause why not.

Behold! the visage of Archonache! tremble before her might, as she swallows giant turtle islands whole!

 

[Branovices]

R'lyeh sank back into the sea. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

(It actually was supposed to be in the South Pacific.)

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Sorry, I think I stood on it and broke its ability to stay above water, my bad.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Well, obviously Shen-zin Su got bored of hanging around. I mean, he's not called the Wandering Isle for nothing!

 

[StormShaun]

As an Australian I get to say we did nothing...

Yep...nothing.
It's not a nuclear missile silo or storage for our death ray or anything....yep

If it was anything blame the british.
I know...every country in the world should send ALL their prisoners/politicians to England...in wooden boats...and then start to enslave the native population.

Yep...

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Huh weird. Though I would personally love it if the scientists who went to find it couldn't find it because someone read the map wrong.

 

[Dfskelleton]

The answer is simple; the entire island is actually a giant spaceship!
The CIA has finally learned how to tap into it's power, and are currently orbiting the earth, plotting a takeover across the globe!
NEW WORLD ORDER! NEW WORLD ORDER! NEW WORLD ORDER!

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

What, no Lost references yet?

I am dissapoint.

this was my first thought.

when they went back the 2nd time, wasn't it a flight to australia that did them in for finding the island?

 

[wrightguy0]

No Conspiracy here, just the Psijic Order removing itself from mundus until they are needed once again

 

[Smagmuck_]

I can't take this seriously when I'm laughing so hard.

10/10 OP, my sides are in low orbit now.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Just wait for the tide to go down, then you can see it.

 

[Antitonic]

Anyone read "Cage Of Eden"? Yeah, that.

 

[vxicepickxv]

You do realize that it never was on the original map. Someone accidentally had a bit of coffee stain the map before it went to the copier.

 

[frizzlebyte]

What, no Lost references yet?

I am dissapoint.

Somewhere on the island, Alvar Hanso is drinking a Slusho while Joop gives him a back rub.

 

[Squilookle]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We're trying to keep our 'make the bad things disappear' Ray top secret!

Today Sandy Island. Tomorrow the WOOORRRRRRRLLLLDDD!

 

[Evil Smurf]

my lair has been discovered! D: