Australian "Porn Banker" Keeps His Job

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viciouspen

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Again, thank you Austrailia, this continues to be hillarious.

On one hand, we're all adults....okay this is the internet so that's not true, but you get my point....anyways, it's porn, it's not genocide, so big whoop.

On the other hand as a business owner, I doubt I'd be super thrilled for someone to make that giant of a blunder and make me look stupid on national TV.

If nothing else I hope Dave is now super careful and has learned his lesson, hide your porn at work :p
 

gillebro

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that's really hilarious. Only in Oz.
also, i'm sure that the pictures in question were skimpy lingerie pictures, at most. miranda kerr is hardly the sort of person who would have nekkid pics of herself on the net - she's one of the most famous high-class couture models in Oz. She's probably got people making sure such pictures don't appear.
 

Dogmeat T Dingo

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The poor guy is a banker, he should be immediately forgiven for that reason alone. If I had that job I'd need a mental break too every now and then. It's a grueling, monotonous job and your bosses are always looking for people they can sack to improve their bottom line so you have to be consistently brilliant every day of the week or risk losing your job to the hundreds of applicants who want it.
 

pinchy

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Isn't the title a bit overdramatic? I mean having seen the actual pictures from that photoshoot they don't really match up with the image that springs to mind when I hear the term "porn". Yeah, she wasn't wearing anything in some of those pictures, but nothing was actually showing, I've seen similar pictures on advertising billboards or in other ads trying to sell me all sorts of useless crap.

Anyway glad he didn't get fired, considering some of the stupid, stupid things I've seen other people get away with in the workplace. Though if I was him I certainly would not be happy with whoever set him up if that is in fact what happened.
 

13lackfriday

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I was totally perplexed as to how a guy would be so stupid to be looking at "racy photos" when he had an imminent financial report to give, until I noticed that tiny little screen with a vaguely feminine shape on it pop up in the background.

I swear to god, I saw a kinda-smug, kinda-bemused look on his face when he turned to face the camera.
It could all have been a risky bet on national TV.
 

Sir Kemper

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Lucky dude!

Although he must feel a little awkward over the fact that the lady he was Oogleing helped save his skin...
 

MR.Spartacus

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"turn around now". What a douchebag prank to pull. It's not a good "practical" joke if it gets someone fired.
 

Rensa

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Not sure why everyone keeps referring to these pics as porn. Near-nudes are not porn.
 

Kittenmauler

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The look on Kieley's face when he turned around was priceless. Also, that wasn't a naked photo, she was definitely wearing a little bit of clothing.
 

sgtshock

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Good to hear everything worked out for the poor guy. I didn't expect we'd even find out what happened to him.

Foggy_Fishburne said:
Haha I'm glad he was able to keep his job. We all have our own methods of relaxing ;D Like this guy


Hahaha the funny things people do at work to take away some of the stress shouldn't be discouraged :D It should be encouraged. We're all people, all humans, nothing wrong with that right :D
The funny thing is that getting caught doing stuff like that is embarrassing as hell, even though everyone does it.
 

JusticarPhaeton

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I find it funny how in the thread that intially posted the story, everyone posted something along the lines of 'Durr hurr hurr, what a retard,' while in this one, everyone's playing the cheerful sympathetic.

Just an observation.
 

Lullabye

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JusticarPhaeton said:
I find it funny how in the thread that intially posted the story, everyone posted something along the lines of 'Durr hurr hurr, what a retard,' while in this one, everyone's playing the cheerful sympathetic.

Just an observation.
;)

Well, well, well. Something good came from something perverted for once. Maybe now I can look at porn on my schools computer and not get suspended...