Australian Prime Minister Confirms the End of The World
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Well, Australia have confirmed it, so it's definitely true now. Honestly, I'm hoping for the demonic hellbeasts. I mean, it's the least painful option presented.
On a side note, at least your politicians have a sense of humour. I can't imagine Clegg or Cameron (or Miliband for that matter) making a speech like this. Perhaps the Queen might, but not our actual politicians.
On a side note, at least your politicians have a sense of humour. I can't imagine Clegg or Cameron (or Miliband for that matter) making a speech like this. Perhaps the Queen might, but not our actual politicians.
Hah, she is great, you would never see the Canadian Prime Minister doing something fun like that.
What a great position to be in to make a joke. I approve.
What a great position to be in to make a joke. I approve.
Wow, that is hilarious. Glad to see someone high up in politics has a good sense of humour.
Unfortunately, one part of me is worried she is serious and that perhaps even worse, some other people may take her seriously... and react badly to it.
Unfortunately, one part of me is worried she is serious and that perhaps even worse, some other people may take her seriously... and react badly to it.
You fool!
You're an Australian and you didn't even mention the greatest threat your country has ever faced?!
Fucking Drop Bears will kill you all.
You're an Australian and you didn't even mention the greatest threat your country has ever faced?!
Fucking Drop Bears will kill you all.
Please.Daystar Clarion said:You fool!
You're an Australian and you didn't even mention the greatest threat your country has ever faced?!
Fucking Drop Bears will kill you all.
Every australian knows that drop bears don't attack fellow aussies. Only tourists have to worry about a
What? Drop Bears are cute and cuddly. They drop right into your arms so you can take them home. Those adorable looks on their faces just mean that they are hungry.Daystar Clarion said:You fool!
You're an Australian and you didn't even mention the greatest threat your country has ever faced?!
Fucking Drop Bears will kill you all.
The greatest threat in Australia is the multitudes of huge spiders that live there. Spiders I like to refer to as Shelob's distant cousins. I would post a picture of one but I have arachnophobia and just seeing a picture of a spider freaks me out for hours.
Oh please, all they ever do is eat leaves and hug stuff.Daystar Clarion said:
I dunno man, our snakes freak me out way more than our spiders do. I mean, spiders you can just obliterate with a shoe or something but snakes are not so easy to take care of, the recommended solution being to freeze in fear and hope that it shows mercy, or you could just wear tall boots and jeans.Bat Vader said:
On topic: I don't pay much attention to politics at all and barely know my own Prime Minister but people complain about her as if she is some kind of coldblooded, reptilian monster. Its good to see that she has a sense of humour and some kind of a soul after all.
First the Chaser at the APEC summit- then radio shock jocks... and now the friggin Prime Minister. As an Aussie I've never especially thought we've had much in the way of an internationally recognised pastime...
But could it be that while the UK has it's comedy, the US has it's blockbusters, France it's romance, Canada it's friendliness...
Australia has become the go-to country for pranking and taking the piss out of everything?
If it is then... you know what? I'm OK with that.
But could it be that while the UK has it's comedy, the US has it's blockbusters, France it's romance, Canada it's friendliness...
Australia has become the go-to country for pranking and taking the piss out of everything?
If it is then... you know what? I'm OK with that.
On the one hand, this is really well written. "At least this means I won't have to do Q&A again." Fantastic stuff.
On the other... she does not have comedic chops. Not at all. She's still got the life of a plank of wood.
On the other... she does not have comedic chops. Not at all. She's still got the life of a plank of wood.
Well...she's in character. Wouldn't work if she was being funny all of a sudden.Andy of Comix Inc said:
Whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Hold on a second. Are you telling me that you've killed this:SlaveNumber23 said:
OT: Always nice to see a politician with a decent sense of humor. Here's hoping she's not serious, eh? And that other people don't take it seriously...
Captcha: "cool heads prevail". Indeed they do, a lesson we should all heed in the coming weeks.