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[Macflash]

I have a friend thats super into memes. Now i can destroy him.

 

[TimeLord]

"WATCH YOUR FUCKING DRAGONS. WATCH THEM."

Good advice that!

 

[SimuLord]

All your crappy thread idea are belong to us.

 

[Aerodynamic]

IM IN UR BEARDS, SHOOTING UR LINUX USERS......wut?

 

[Flamezdudes]

"I'M IN YOUR MOUTH, KICKING YOUR FISTS" Wtf?

This is a brilliant website! And yet childish...

 

[voetballeeuw]

DISREGARD THAT, I SEX UP XBOXES
Ha ha.

 

[Jedamethis]

I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO CRASH OVERRIDE FOR STEALING ☃ AS IT IS A CRIME.

Snowman!

 

[The Watchmaker]

BOOT UP THE HARPOONS!

Hell yeah.

 

[Bloodstain]

SO I HERD U LIEK HITLER

Can't...stop...laughing xD

 

[Sleekgiant]

Dammit, Sleek. I had things I wanted to do today.

Hey, I have to keep you in front of the computer somehow

So it takes bad memes, and combines them with bad memes?

Holy shit someone made a faggotry generator.

You sir are correct

TÌ̷̡̥̲̳̹̮͔̜͈̍ͨ͋ͨ͗̊ö̴͕̮͕̤͇̝̥̩̟́̂̏͒ͭ͑̈̚ ̋̓͛Ì̷̠̙̲̘͍̦͖ͯͅi̶̙̤ͣ̋̅ͥ͑n̶͎̰̞̯̫̳̄̽̏ͅv̟̟͕͛̂ͪ͊ͮ͑̔͋o͗ͯÞ̷̨̪̬̫͗k̸̗͎̲ͣ̾ͤę̫̟͎ͩͬͭ̌͟ ̡̞̙̱̬͓̯̈́ͧ̾̒͗ͫͭt̛̑̍̐͘҉̯̭̫̝h͖̲͉̩̘͉̍͛̓̈̊ͅĕ̟͇̊ͬ͆͢͞ ͭͪ͏̯̬͍̙͞ẖ̴̦̘̙̅̔ͫ͗͋͋ͩ͌̒i̋̿̽̅͛̋̽ͮì̧͎͇̯͉̬̱͇v͇̩̤̪̞͔͙̊ͧͬͪͣė͑̋ͥͥͤͭͪ͠͏̬̹́-̸̝͓̖͕͎̹̱̈ͮ͋̐̄͋͢mÌ͋ͦͥ͜͏̗̲̩̫ĭ͂̈Ò̼̕͝n̝̼̻̖̬̽ͤ̎ͧ̍͆͑͜͡d͗̑Ì̯̙̼͖ͧ̽̇ͥ̀ ̴̵̪̮̱̏͂̒̿̐̿ͥ̽̚͡r̰̤̘̱̯͗͛̅̌̀͜ë͍̦̻͍͕̞͈́ͦ̏ͫ͞ͅp̵͚͎̪͓̠̒ͮ͗͑̓̊͊̒r̪͎̤̻̗̮͕̺ͧͯͣ͑̅̐́́e̎̈Ì̈́̑Ì͎̘̤̇ͮs̴̨͓͖͋ͤ̏̓̌̿͛͒͢ͅeÒ̴̗͚͕̌ͯn̸̖̗̟͆͆̑ť͉͙ͧ͝i̡̪̞̙̬̻̊̽͂ͫͥͤ̓̒̕n͉̯̺̮͇̘̎̎̏̆̀g̨̲̹͕͓̖̼̦͐̇ͮ̽̓ͅ ̛̊̿ͪ̌͆ͨ̿̚̕͏͈̗̙̩̮͕ç̭͔̫̳͒̂̌͐ͅh̷̞͈̼͉̱ͫͦ̌͑̇͒̍ͫa͉̙̩̯̤ͥͧ͆̋͛ͪ̕͢o̶͉͓͚ͮͮ̎͐s̛̖͗̑̑̒ͦ̚.̷̸̺̩̰̯͉̦ͧ̾̒ ̙̫̟̼ͣ̊̓ͨ̓̊͝ò͈̬ͅ
ì̑ÒÌ̷̘͕̤͔̘̙ͩI̵̓̾͏̼̻͎̝̗ò̳̞̙n̎͐͊ì̈̔̔ò̤̲͍̤v̓ͬͯ̆̓ͯÌ̢͖̞̖͈̲̯̖͜ǫ̷̬̦̞͛ͬͫ͒ͨ͗ͮ̂k̂͒Þ͚̦͓̹̀͝iÌ̫̱͎̫̼͂̒͊͑͒̏͌́́͞n̆Ì̶̥͙͙̱̦͚̀ò̦g̴̘̫͒͗͋ ̛̻̝̂̍̌̋̓ͩ̒̈̚̕͜t̡̤͐̌̆h̤͙̖̗͎͖̳ͯ͑̈̓͜ͅe̷̴̱̼̞͓̼͙ͤ͌ͣ̂ͨ͠ ͯ̈̔͐̆̑̊̐͏̙̠f̢̬̾ͥ̐ͩ͐̽̂͗͜e̴̐̆͏̪ē͑̾Òͥͯ̏ͮ̔҉̝̤̹͈͞ͅòļͯͦ̓ͮ̑҉̮̭̻̗͕̯ḭ̷̗͇̞̰ͧ̒̈́̒ͣͭͫͫ͐͝͠n̡̦͈͖̖ͩͤ͜gͦÞ̨͎̍̇͠ò̤̬ ̡̛͔̰̰̬̜͂̋͗̄òoÌ͖̞̝̆͌̎̎ͪf̡̠̏̏ͨ͐̂͗́͘ò̤̜͇͚̲̼ ͨ̐̔̾Þ̓̓ͤì̖͓͎͇͓̝͟c̵̨͓͙̘͎͑̏̌ͬ̽̍ͭ̓̚͠ḩ̟͙̳̑ͥ̂a̶̡̬̭̟̰ͬ͆͋̈̄̽ͥoÞ̊Þ̷̮̹̟̟̖̜͖͖sÌ̓̑͏̤̻̕.ͤͦ̌ͫ̊ͧ̍̚ò͖͉ ͊̄̿͒̔ͮͥͯì̵̺͍̯̻͎̕͝
͂Į̦͔̻̀͌͒̆̔̚W̜̬͈͇ͥ͆ͤͧi̦̗̞̬̖̜̬̋̓͊͗ͣ͞t̸̡̮̻̎̆ͨ̈̀h̴̗ͧ̓̓̂ͣ̆ͧoÒ̸̹͙͖̯̞̹̽̾̇͊͢u̮̰͓̪̤̗̪͍̗͂ͫ̎ẗ́̊ͦ̋ì͏̩̼̯̙͈͎ ͗̽ͪÞ͆͐ͦ̒̈́͝҉͉͚̟oÞ̶̖̼̟̹̞͓̹̈͘r͌ìì̵ͧͭͪ͌ͫ͏̝̝͔͙̙̠̤d̵̖̬̗̫̗ͯͦͣ̊̅̑̄ͅe̲͈̠̪͐͑͑̌̇ͅò̗̠r͌Ò̌̄҉̮͍̬̟̭̝͖̯͡.̆͂Ò̸̡͎̩͆ͯ͛ ͍͕͓̱͂ͤ
̢̲ͦͧ̈̑́͠Tͧ͌ͮ͂̏̐Ì͙̱͇̀͘hͬͭ̏Þ̩͍̮̲͕ͩ̀͟e͐̂ͨÒ̡̠̊̿͛͒ ̒ͧͥ͊Ò͌Ì̵̛̠͓̱̺͞Nì̩̊̄̏ͧ͠eͨ͋ͦ̑͛͏̪z͌ͥÞ̴̘͚̪͗͢͞p͕̻̻̰ͬ͌ͭ̈͐͒͡ȇ͍̟̗̈́͊͛̿̍ͦṟ̨͇̄̋͆ͯ͘d̋̀͡͏͉͖̱i̶̘̻̝͙̙ͦ̊ͮͫò̖̜ą̷͚͌̑͌ͣ͗ͣͫ͐͆n̨̔̾̐͜ò̩̜̦͕̟̻ ̡͒҉̥̬͔ȟ̹̥̤̯̪͜i̷͕̠̥͇̗͓̤͂͢v̼͎̋ͪ̊̏͠ę͛͒̾̓͠͏̦̹͙-̦͓̠̖̬͖͓̻͗ͨͯ͢mÌ̧͌͌͏̞͎̳̯ͅï̭͖̥̘̪̲͇̥͓̒̐ͪͩ̓̈́͜ṉ͉͎ͯͩ͘ͅd͆̌͆̂̒̇͌̾͏ò̰ ͧ̓͑̾ͦÌ̾͐ò̼ǫ̡͇̥̙̰ͧͮ͂ͣ͂̽͠ͅf̩̫̹̙͓͓̲͍̓ͩͤ͋ͭ ̸̸̪̗̗̫̤̜̜͔̐̔͑͋̋ͨ̈́̚͟cÞÌ̶͍̗̮̐͋̓͡ḩ̴̩̲̖̦͚ͦaÞ̵̤̩̮̪͈̂̆̋̅̕͝ͅo͔̞̯̥̟͇ͫ͐ͪ̌̿̀s̗͔̲͆ͮ͢.̢̬̦̖̲͍̳̟͗͜͟ ̖̥͇ͧ̅͒͞Z̵̙̯̺̰ͩ͗͝äͫͮ̿ͥͥÒ̢̫̱̭̠̇̔lÌ̢̞̙͇̟̫̰̂ͥ͡ͅg̨ͯ̓̎̓̽ͧ҉̼̠̱̘̺̲̝o̵̵̦̮͇ͪͣ͆̽̔ͣ͛̕.ͯ҉͔̪̫̝̗͇ ̷̞̬̮̻͔̰͌̂̆̔̅̏̊̀
͔͖͋̈ͣ͊͝H̸̳̤̼͚̖̅ͭ̊̍ͥ̔eÞÒ͋͛Þ͑҉͙̠͈̗́͡ ̷̻͓̹͗ͤ̓̆̾ͣͧ͛͜͞ͅw̲̿ͫ́͘h̲̼̹̯͗͗̑͛̓ò̹o̸͈͂ͥ͆ͤͭ͢ ̛͔̻͉ͦ͊͛͌͢W̢͔̳͗ͬ̈̈́̒ͪa̡̠̗͈̟͉̘͋ͤ͗ͪ̽̐̄͝i̇̅̎ͥì̛̯̗̫͍̗̯̰̯͛̂͟ț̟̻̮̪̺ͥs̢̬̪̙͓̤͚͛ͧ̋ͧͦ̂͛͠ͅͅò ̵̜͙̟͋͌ͬ̄̊̐ͪ͠B̵̒ͤ͂̈́ò̦̖̭ͅòe̙̬̞̗̱̟̜͊̕h̍͛͐̓̚Ò̶̢͎̼̏̈́i̱̹̫͆ͩ̋ͨͩ͊͞n͊̄ͫͮÒ̴̙̳̞̺̳̽̔́d̨̝͖͗̓̔̽ͪͩ͟͠ Ì̸̛̞̹̬͚̋̒͗̎ͣT̙̺̘̱̮̝ͮ̚͟h̴͒̽̌ͫͪ̚͏̩͕͚͚̼̘̙̮̠ëͪ̈̓̽҉͜͏͎̖̖̳̞ ͬ̈́͂̏̚̚҉̤W̸̞͍̩̻̎͆ͦͪ͞ͅa̟͇̲̻ͪ͒̍̐ľ̴̨̻ͣ̅ͅlͫ̏̈́̐ͣ͢ò͍.̢̥̘̘̙̯̪͖̼͆͛ͫ̐͑̽͜ ̷̳̦͚̪͖͇̙͙̩͂̑͜͞
̸̖̯̹̙̯͍̄̌͋ͨ̾͆̀Z̬̳̍͜͞Ȃ̷̵̦͍̖͉̫̖ͫͫ̍̓L̮̗̟̼̖͖̠͔ͯ̔̋̄̊̽G̭͈̯̗̪͒̀O̴̪͕͎̤̜̦ͯ̌͛̓̔͐͠!Þ̴̸̲̻̓ͬ͛͊̕ ̧͖͈̮͔͚͗̑̑̌͋͌
ͭì̡̟̰͚̲̬͙̗ͪ̒̀T̠̙̬͙͕̬̻̏͆ͨͯͩh̩̗͇͕̟̲̋̂̌̏̊ͣͧ̂̀ę̪̠̺̹̩̘̜̈͛̓ͩ̈̓ ͊ͮ͌̂̎ͭÞͯÞ̫̳̘͖̟̠̰e͂̊ͣ̒͋̓͏̴̦̺͙͝ͅn̺͇͈ͭ̈ͧ̎̋̈́͒̚͘͝ẗ̬̦̥̞̪̝͉ͩ̒i̢̡͕̥̱͔͖͂̆ͬ͋͂͟rͩ̈ͭ̑͏͖̫͜͟ͅe̳̝̜̟ͦ͆̊̑͊̐̎ ̢̇̈́͊̀ͅr̰͎̪̝̯͂ͭ̍͘o̼ͥ͞ȏÞ̶̺̝͙͔͙ͧm̺̩̈́ͪ̚͘ ̷̶̜͉̺͋̓̄̑i̳̙͈̖͇̔͒͞s̷̱̗̥̄̔͟ ̷̞̯̝͍̳̦͆̄̅f̒ͣ͑̇ͨͧ҉̖̲i̵̯̝̦̰͙̰̎͗lͧÒͮ̆̔̔̀ò̘lÞ̴̛̺̟͆̎ͯͯò̹eͮ̎͐ͭͣÒ͚̭͙͈d̶̴̲͇̖̗̬͍̟͈̈́ͫ̈̂̏̈́ͫ̕ ͤͣ͊͂ͩͦ̚͞͏̦͔̭w̭͎̱̝̳̐͐̇̒̚iͧͨͫ͋̂̍Ò̸͎͚̖̗͉̖ͦ̕͟ͅt͎̪̿̄͆̒ͦ̿ͤ͒ḧ̯̖͙̗̭̠̮̘̑̚ͅ ̂͛̔͂͏̷̝̺͓͇̗̫̺̮ZÒ̯͔̬͕̖̱̫̰ͤ̈̾͞ȁ̴̬͈̺͚̚ľ͑͗ͭÞ̹̊͋̚ģ̫̈ͦ͐͆̓ͥ̈̕͢ͅò͉̙̗oͧÒͮ͊҉̸͍̺͍.̋̋͋ͫ̅Ò̢͓̦̠̘̲̳̥̲͛ͯ͡͡ ̄̈ͭ͊Ò͙̬̳̠̓͢͜͡
ͮÒ̶͕̖̬̬̹̱̐͝

He comes...

Rͭ̐҉̬̩̣̳ë̲̦̠ͣ͊ͮ́̀a̺̯̜͇ͯ̂̓̊ͭͤͧ͟l̞̙͓̲̽̓̈́ͨͩ̀͝l̗̳̪͎͉͔̱̰̏́̌̑̿̍ͥ̆͢͜ÿ̢̺̗̼͐͛ͣ͗̒ͮͪ
ͧ҉̛̖̙̦̺̫̙͘
̼̻͌͐ͪ̌̂t̻͎̭̒̑̐̆ͫ̂̌̀̚͟h̨̰̤̔̓̕͜e͂̇̒͆̉҉̡͇̤̻̭s̵̛̳̤̹̮̘͚ͮ͒e̸͕̣̖͕̣̔̓̆͟ ͇͛͋̈̎͌̂̅w̡̑ͤ͛͊ͦ͏͔̦͙̝͍o̲̖̦͈͚̗̽̃̂ͯ̎̎̍̓ṛ̹̰̱͙̺͑̄̋̂ͧ̾́ͅd̳͕̩̗̥̠͎ͨ͊͂ͫ͘ş̨͓͍̰̣͍͋̇̿ͣ̿͞ ̶̱͖̜̼̘͎̏̓ͧ͜ả̢͈ͥͥ̂̒͛͝͞r̴̲̪͗̿͌ͣ͌ͭͤ͜e̷̻̯̥̘ͬ͗̓ͩͥͤ ̷̵̗͓̲̝͒ͮ̄ͣ̑͊ͧ̋͟ņ̢̭̩̂͐ͭ͂͆̇̕o͔̘̗̗̱̦ͯ͒͐̒͊͒̂̾͜t̲̖̤̑͐ͩ̂ͫ͊ ̗̖͇̙͍̍̽̉͛̅ͧͥͪ̀r̸͈ͪe̢ͤͪͫ̚͏̦̪͙̦a̮ͬͯ̐̄̏̇͂̿l̨̗̬͖̠ͪͫ͋͗̐
̈́̊҉̮͕̠̹̟́ ̷̰̫̲̦̭̉̉̓ͩ̾̈́̄̍̋ ̠͓͖̏͌͑͝ ̴̧̠͔͉͇̩̙̲̳̍̆̂ ̡̙̭̲̞̘̔ͫ̆͠͞ ̝̫͎̼̞͌ͨ̐ ̸̳̜̣̺̹͉̅̊̎ͫ̀̌͘͠a̹͎̟͍ͪ̏ͦ ̨̭̣̘̼̎͒̓̒̽̌̐z̢̛̰̤̯̖̊ͥ͌̂̇͜ͅa̡̙̦ͣ̈͛ͮ̕͡l̢̔̍ͮ̿̆̍̇͟҉̬̙̖͈͓͔ͅg̨̱̯̱̫͓̞̃̑ͦ̇ͅo̸̹̯̙͓̿̄̃ ̛̝͓̙̥̱̩ͤ̊̉̃ͧͣ͡͝g̢̡̱͈̱͓̖͓ͯ͑ͤẻ̩̥͚͖͎ͦ͆͑͂ͧͯ͒͢͢n̴̲͖̰͍͚͇̥̒͛ͬ̄ͮ̌ͅeͣͨͭͤ̓ͥͮ͡͞҉̲̺̰̖̲͔͈͉r͔͓͓̼̟̒̎͌́ͯa̦̮͙̞͌ͭ̿̏ͧ̔̆̌̚t́ͣͧͬ̈́ͣ̋͒̚͏̮̻̩̱ō̫̯̦̎̈́̉ͣͭ͡r̴̶̰̤͑̏͑͑̊ͪͤ
̔̽̿̀͘͏͇͔̼̪͈
̷̞̗̖̤̹̙̐̓ͦͭ͌͂͟ͅ ̶̣̮̟̼̙̭̭̽̇ͬ͊ͩ̃͆̚̚ ̩̠͓̝͙̻͙̇͊̔ͣͬ̄̕͠ ̸̦͔͙̰͈͚͓͉̑̋̑̍͌̉͠ ̶̥̤̄͐͑ͮ͂͘ ̴͍̱ͯ̎̈́͜ ̝̻̬͎̥͙̟̆ͪͮ͌̅̈ͮ͑͂ ̴̢͓͓̺̱́͆ ̳͇ͧ̚͢͞ ̗̣͖̳͇͔͚͉̖ͮ̚w̼̳̤̯͇͙͚̳͊̇̀̓ͨh͉̟̲͊̒͜ō͇̰͉ͧ̀͒ͤͦ͋́͟͜ ̧͙̝̖̍̌ͭ̌̓ͩ̑̀i̲͕̩͉͚̣͔̭͒ͩ̒̇ͨ̓̎ͫ͟͢s̛̪̪͍̦̻̪̼͓̎̀͆̓̈́̎́͠ ̣̪̳͓̤ͨ̅͛͋ͧ͟b̯̭̱̹ͨ̿̓̃̊̊ͨ̄ę̪͎ͯ̄ͥͧ͡ẖ͈̳̻͙̝̩̗̟̌̌̂̏̆̆̏̍͢i͕̩̲̦̲̮̻͖̔̇ͤ̔ṅ̵̞̹ͯ͆͘͟d̟̤̘̮̔̋̇͢ ̠͔͉͔̦͙̖ͤ̌̓̋ͨͣ͟ͅy̲̺̼̳̦̺̮̒̑ͧ̂̿ͦ͠o̩̫̯̬̖ͯ͆̂́ͥ͆͡u̴̥̥̥̜͈̰̪͋ͧ͛̀
̢͎̳̯̿̍̑̍̀̃̅͋̀s̪̪̥̺̼̭͐́̕o̷̶̠ͭ̾ͯ̊̏̉̉̆͞ ̥͈̟͍͎͂̓̔̓͊̉͡m̷͓̬̻̥̰ͦ̈́̊͗̄͌ͫ́͢͡ũ̗̜̗̠ͨ͂ͧ͂̍̈̚c͆ͣ̄ͦ҉̻̮̯h͈̭̖͓̱̾͗̽͟ ̵̢̩̲̱̖̙̠̻̫̄̽͒f̷̛̫̪̈̓̾̀̐̈̃̓͝a̵̠̺̯̯̠̦̲͉͙ͯͮ̈̇ͯ͘i̸̻̹̲̦̤͉̩̗ͨͤ́̔ͫ̒l̷̬͍͍̣̰͚͉ͤ͒ͮ̔̀̚͝

 

[BlindTom]

BHIRFBRFHNLEJJNHR3 D332KO42PIU V 3KN3J THE DARLI NG BUDS OF MAY HBFEWBHF



HAAHHAAHAHHA ISN'T THIS FUNNY?!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

OH GOD HOW DID JEDIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH LINUX USER
MYSPACE PROFILES IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING THE DUDE
TO BE A MAN, YOU MUST HAVE LEGS? LEGS AND A PENIS.
I SPANKED ALL THE SANDWICHES
EAT YOUR FUCKING VAGINAS. EAT THEM.

This might as well be called "FaceBook Status Generator." In fact, I think I should make that website...

 

[Zirat]

IMMA CHARGIN MAH WINDOWS USERS

BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGRY BOX OF RAPE

I THINK TRON GUY IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH BLOWS POTATOES AND DOESN?T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

Pretty strange stuff I get there...

 

[IsraelRocks]

I MADE YOU A BIRD BUT I KILLED IT

 

[Sleekgiant]

All your crappy thread idea are belong to us.

MY EXTRA LIFE JUST KICKED ME; SHIT WAS SO CASH

But your life is now complete with another useless site

 

[teisjm]

So it takes bad memes, and combines them with bad memes?

Holy shit someone made a faggotry generator.

Yo dawg, i hard you like bad memes, so i put a bad meme in your bad meme, and made a generator, so you can face-palm while you face-palm.

Bad enough yet?

 

[Mannayz]

This has so much faggotry, even 4chan would not accept it.

 

[VegetaPrinceofSaiyans]

FIST THE ZOMBIES! (oh god hide the children)

GIRLS DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY BED. (damn it, reality sucks)

 

[Kasawd]

Dammit, Sleek. I had things I wanted to do today.

Hey, I have to keep you in front of the computer somehow

So it takes bad memes, and combines them with bad memes?

Holy shit someone made a faggotry generator.

You sir are correct

TÌ̷̡̥̲̳̹̮͔̜͈̍ͨ͋ͨ͗̊ö̴͕̮͕̤͇̝̥̩̟́̂̏͒ͭ͑̈̚ ̋̓͛Ì̷̠̙̲̘͍̦͖ͯͅi̶̙̤ͣ̋̅ͥ͑n̶͎̰̞̯̫̳̄̽̏ͅv̟̟͕͛̂ͪ͊ͮ͑̔͋o͗ͯÞ̷̨̪̬̫͗k̸̗͎̲ͣ̾ͤę̫̟͎ͩͬͭ̌͟ ̡̞̙̱̬͓̯̈́ͧ̾̒͗ͫͭt̛̑̍̐͘҉̯̭̫̝h͖̲͉̩̘͉̍͛̓̈̊ͅĕ̟͇̊ͬ͆͢͞ ͭͪ͏̯̬͍̙͞ẖ̴̦̘̙̅̔ͫ͗͋͋ͩ͌̒i̋̿̽̅͛̋̽ͮì̧͎͇̯͉̬̱͇v͇̩̤̪̞͔͙̊ͧͬͪͣė͑̋ͥͥͤͭͪ͠͏̬̹́-̸̝͓̖͕͎̹̱̈ͮ͋̐̄͋͢mÌ͋ͦͥ͜͏̗̲̩̫ĭ͂̈Ò̼̕͝n̝̼̻̖̬̽ͤ̎ͧ̍͆͑͜͡d͗̑Ì̯̙̼͖ͧ̽̇ͥ̀ ̴̵̪̮̱̏͂̒̿̐̿ͥ̽̚͡r̰̤̘̱̯͗͛̅̌̀͜ë͍̦̻͍͕̞͈́ͦ̏ͫ͞ͅp̵͚͎̪͓̠̒ͮ͗͑̓̊͊̒r̪͎̤̻̗̮͕̺ͧͯͣ͑̅̐́́e̎̈Ì̈́̑Ì͎̘̤̇ͮs̴̨͓͖͋ͤ̏̓̌̿͛͒͢ͅeÒ̴̗͚͕̌ͯn̸̖̗̟͆͆̑ť͉͙ͧ͝i̡̪̞̙̬̻̊̽͂ͫͥͤ̓̒̕n͉̯̺̮͇̘̎̎̏̆̀g̨̲̹͕͓̖̼̦͐̇ͮ̽̓ͅ ̛̊̿ͪ̌͆ͨ̿̚̕͏͈̗̙̩̮͕ç̭͔̫̳͒̂̌͐ͅh̷̞͈̼͉̱ͫͦ̌͑̇͒̍ͫa͉̙̩̯̤ͥͧ͆̋͛ͪ̕͢o̶͉͓͚ͮͮ̎͐s̛̖͗̑̑̒ͦ̚.̷̸̺̩̰̯͉̦ͧ̾̒ ̙̫̟̼ͣ̊̓ͨ̓̊͝ò͈̬ͅ
ì̑ÒÌ̷̘͕̤͔̘̙ͩI̵̓̾͏̼̻͎̝̗ò̳̞̙n̎͐͊ì̈̔̔ò̤̲͍̤v̓ͬͯ̆̓ͯÌ̢͖̞̖͈̲̯̖͜ǫ̷̬̦̞͛ͬͫ͒ͨ͗ͮ̂k̂͒Þ͚̦͓̹̀͝iÌ̫̱͎̫̼͂̒͊͑͒̏͌́́͞n̆Ì̶̥͙͙̱̦͚̀ò̦g̴̘̫͒͗͋ ̛̻̝̂̍̌̋̓ͩ̒̈̚̕͜t̡̤͐̌̆h̤͙̖̗͎͖̳ͯ͑̈̓͜ͅe̷̴̱̼̞͓̼͙ͤ͌ͣ̂ͨ͠ ͯ̈̔͐̆̑̊̐͏̙̠f̢̬̾ͥ̐ͩ͐̽̂͗͜e̴̐̆͏̪ē͑̾Òͥͯ̏ͮ̔҉̝̤̹͈͞ͅòļͯͦ̓ͮ̑҉̮̭̻̗͕̯ḭ̷̗͇̞̰ͧ̒̈́̒ͣͭͫͫ͐͝͠n̡̦͈͖̖ͩͤ͜gͦÞ̨͎̍̇͠ò̤̬ ̡̛͔̰̰̬̜͂̋͗̄òoÌ͖̞̝̆͌̎̎ͪf̡̠̏̏ͨ͐̂͗́͘ò̤̜͇͚̲̼ ͨ̐̔̾Þ̓̓ͤì̖͓͎͇͓̝͟c̵̨͓͙̘͎͑̏̌ͬ̽̍ͭ̓̚͠ḩ̟͙̳̑ͥ̂a̶̡̬̭̟̰ͬ͆͋̈̄̽ͥoÞ̊Þ̷̮̹̟̟̖̜͖͖sÌ̓̑͏̤̻̕.ͤͦ̌ͫ̊ͧ̍̚ò͖͉ ͊̄̿͒̔ͮͥͯì̵̺͍̯̻͎̕͝
͂Į̦͔̻̀͌͒̆̔̚W̜̬͈͇ͥ͆ͤͧi̦̗̞̬̖̜̬̋̓͊͗ͣ͞t̸̡̮̻̎̆ͨ̈̀h̴̗ͧ̓̓̂ͣ̆ͧoÒ̸̹͙͖̯̞̹̽̾̇͊͢u̮̰͓̪̤̗̪͍̗͂ͫ̎ẗ́̊ͦ̋ì͏̩̼̯̙͈͎ ͗̽ͪÞ͆͐ͦ̒̈́͝҉͉͚̟oÞ̶̖̼̟̹̞͓̹̈͘r͌ìì̵ͧͭͪ͌ͫ͏̝̝͔͙̙̠̤d̵̖̬̗̫̗ͯͦͣ̊̅̑̄ͅe̲͈̠̪͐͑͑̌̇ͅò̗̠r͌Ò̌̄҉̮͍̬̟̭̝͖̯͡.̆͂Ò̸̡͎̩͆ͯ͛ ͍͕͓̱͂ͤ
̢̲ͦͧ̈̑́͠Tͧ͌ͮ͂̏̐Ì͙̱͇̀͘hͬͭ̏Þ̩͍̮̲͕ͩ̀͟e͐̂ͨÒ̡̠̊̿͛͒ ̒ͧͥ͊Ò͌Ì̵̛̠͓̱̺͞Nì̩̊̄̏ͧ͠eͨ͋ͦ̑͛͏̪z͌ͥÞ̴̘͚̪͗͢͞p͕̻̻̰ͬ͌ͭ̈͐͒͡ȇ͍̟̗̈́͊͛̿̍ͦṟ̨͇̄̋͆ͯ͘d̋̀͡͏͉͖̱i̶̘̻̝͙̙ͦ̊ͮͫò̖̜ą̷͚͌̑͌ͣ͗ͣͫ͐͆n̨̔̾̐͜ò̩̜̦͕̟̻ ̡͒҉̥̬͔ȟ̹̥̤̯̪͜i̷͕̠̥͇̗͓̤͂͢v̼͎̋ͪ̊̏͠ę͛͒̾̓͠͏̦̹͙-̦͓̠̖̬͖͓̻͗ͨͯ͢mÌ̧͌͌͏̞͎̳̯ͅï̭͖̥̘̪̲͇̥͓̒̐ͪͩ̓̈́͜ṉ͉͎ͯͩ͘ͅd͆̌͆̂̒̇͌̾͏ò̰ ͧ̓͑̾ͦÌ̾͐ò̼ǫ̡͇̥̙̰ͧͮ͂ͣ͂̽͠ͅf̩̫̹̙͓͓̲͍̓ͩͤ͋ͭ ̸̸̪̗̗̫̤̜̜͔̐̔͑͋̋ͨ̈́̚͟cÞÌ̶͍̗̮̐͋̓͡ḩ̴̩̲̖̦͚ͦaÞ̵̤̩̮̪͈̂̆̋̅̕͝ͅo͔̞̯̥̟͇ͫ͐ͪ̌̿̀s̗͔̲͆ͮ͢.̢̬̦̖̲͍̳̟͗͜͟ ̖̥͇ͧ̅͒͞Z̵̙̯̺̰ͩ͗͝äͫͮ̿ͥͥÒ̢̫̱̭̠̇̔lÌ̢̞̙͇̟̫̰̂ͥ͡ͅg̨ͯ̓̎̓̽ͧ҉̼̠̱̘̺̲̝o̵̵̦̮͇ͪͣ͆̽̔ͣ͛̕.ͯ҉͔̪̫̝̗͇ ̷̞̬̮̻͔̰͌̂̆̔̅̏̊̀
͔͖͋̈ͣ͊͝H̸̳̤̼͚̖̅ͭ̊̍ͥ̔eÞÒ͋͛Þ͑҉͙̠͈̗́͡ ̷̻͓̹͗ͤ̓̆̾ͣͧ͛͜͞ͅw̲̿ͫ́͘h̲̼̹̯͗͗̑͛̓ò̹o̸͈͂ͥ͆ͤͭ͢ ̛͔̻͉ͦ͊͛͌͢W̢͔̳͗ͬ̈̈́̒ͪa̡̠̗͈̟͉̘͋ͤ͗ͪ̽̐̄͝i̇̅̎ͥì̛̯̗̫͍̗̯̰̯͛̂͟ț̟̻̮̪̺ͥs̢̬̪̙͓̤͚͛ͧ̋ͧͦ̂͛͠ͅͅò ̵̜͙̟͋͌ͬ̄̊̐ͪ͠B̵̒ͤ͂̈́ò̦̖̭ͅòe̙̬̞̗̱̟̜͊̕h̍͛͐̓̚Ò̶̢͎̼̏̈́i̱̹̫͆ͩ̋ͨͩ͊͞n͊̄ͫͮÒ̴̙̳̞̺̳̽̔́d̨̝͖͗̓̔̽ͪͩ͟͠ Ì̸̛̞̹̬͚̋̒͗̎ͣT̙̺̘̱̮̝ͮ̚͟h̴͒̽̌ͫͪ̚͏̩͕͚͚̼̘̙̮̠ëͪ̈̓̽҉͜͏͎̖̖̳̞ ͬ̈́͂̏̚̚҉̤W̸̞͍̩̻̎͆ͦͪ͞ͅa̟͇̲̻ͪ͒̍̐ľ̴̨̻ͣ̅ͅlͫ̏̈́̐ͣ͢ò͍.̢̥̘̘̙̯̪͖̼͆͛ͫ̐͑̽͜ ̷̳̦͚̪͖͇̙͙̩͂̑͜͞
̸̖̯̹̙̯͍̄̌͋ͨ̾͆̀Z̬̳̍͜͞Ȃ̷̵̦͍̖͉̫̖ͫͫ̍̓L̮̗̟̼̖͖̠͔ͯ̔̋̄̊̽G̭͈̯̗̪͒̀O̴̪͕͎̤̜̦ͯ̌͛̓̔͐͠!Þ̴̸̲̻̓ͬ͛͊̕ ̧͖͈̮͔͚͗̑̑̌͋͌
ͭì̡̟̰͚̲̬͙̗ͪ̒̀T̠̙̬͙͕̬̻̏͆ͨͯͩh̩̗͇͕̟̲̋̂̌̏̊ͣͧ̂̀ę̪̠̺̹̩̘̜̈͛̓ͩ̈̓ ͊ͮ͌̂̎ͭÞͯÞ̫̳̘͖̟̠̰e͂̊ͣ̒͋̓͏̴̦̺͙͝ͅn̺͇͈ͭ̈ͧ̎̋̈́͒̚͘͝ẗ̬̦̥̞̪̝͉ͩ̒i̢̡͕̥̱͔͖͂̆ͬ͋͂͟rͩ̈ͭ̑͏͖̫͜͟ͅe̳̝̜̟ͦ͆̊̑͊̐̎ ̢̇̈́͊̀ͅr̰͎̪̝̯͂ͭ̍͘o̼ͥ͞ȏÞ̶̺̝͙͔͙ͧm̺̩̈́ͪ̚͘ ̷̶̜͉̺͋̓̄̑i̳̙͈̖͇̔͒͞s̷̱̗̥̄̔͟ ̷̞̯̝͍̳̦͆̄̅f̒ͣ͑̇ͨͧ҉̖̲i̵̯̝̦̰͙̰̎͗lͧÒͮ̆̔̔̀ò̘lÞ̴̛̺̟͆̎ͯͯò̹eͮ̎͐ͭͣÒ͚̭͙͈d̶̴̲͇̖̗̬͍̟͈̈́ͫ̈̂̏̈́ͫ̕ ͤͣ͊͂ͩͦ̚͞͏̦͔̭w̭͎̱̝̳̐͐̇̒̚iͧͨͫ͋̂̍Ò̸͎͚̖̗͉̖ͦ̕͟ͅt͎̪̿̄͆̒ͦ̿ͤ͒ḧ̯̖͙̗̭̠̮̘̑̚ͅ ̂͛̔͂͏̷̝̺͓͇̗̫̺̮ZÒ̯͔̬͕̖̱̫̰ͤ̈̾͞ȁ̴̬͈̺͚̚ľ͑͗ͭÞ̹̊͋̚ģ̫̈ͦ͐͆̓ͥ̈̕͢ͅò͉̙̗oͧÒͮ͊҉̸͍̺͍.̋̋͋ͫ̅Ò̢͓̦̠̘̲̳̥̲͛ͯ͡͡ ̄̈ͭ͊Ò͙̬̳̠̓͢͜͡
ͮÒ̶͕̖̬̬̹̱̐͝

He comes...

Rͭ̐҉̬̩̣̳ë̲̦̠ͣ͊ͮ́̀a̺̯̜͇ͯ̂̓̊ͭͤͧ͟l̞̙͓̲̽̓̈́ͨͩ̀͝l̗̳̪͎͉͔̱̰̏́̌̑̿̍ͥ̆͢͜ÿ̢̺̗̼͐͛ͣ͗̒ͮͪ
ͧ҉̛̖̙̦̺̫̙͘
̼̻͌͐ͪ̌̂t̻͎̭̒̑̐̆ͫ̂̌̀̚͟h̨̰̤̔̓̕͜e͂̇̒͆̉҉̡͇̤̻̭s̵̛̳̤̹̮̘͚ͮ͒e̸͕̣̖͕̣̔̓̆͟ ͇͛͋̈̎͌̂̅w̡̑ͤ͛͊ͦ͏͔̦͙̝͍o̲̖̦͈͚̗̽̃̂ͯ̎̎̍̓ṛ̹̰̱͙̺͑̄̋̂ͧ̾́ͅd̳͕̩̗̥̠͎ͨ͊͂ͫ͘ş̨͓͍̰̣͍͋̇̿ͣ̿͞ ̶̱͖̜̼̘͎̏̓ͧ͜ả̢͈ͥͥ̂̒͛͝͞r̴̲̪͗̿͌ͣ͌ͭͤ͜e̷̻̯̥̘ͬ͗̓ͩͥͤ ̷̵̗͓̲̝͒ͮ̄ͣ̑͊ͧ̋͟ņ̢̭̩̂͐ͭ͂͆̇̕o͔̘̗̗̱̦ͯ͒͐̒͊͒̂̾͜t̲̖̤̑͐ͩ̂ͫ͊ ̗̖͇̙͍̍̽̉͛̅ͧͥͪ̀r̸͈ͪe̢ͤͪͫ̚͏̦̪͙̦a̮ͬͯ̐̄̏̇͂̿l̨̗̬͖̠ͪͫ͋͗̐
̈́̊҉̮͕̠̹̟́ ̷̰̫̲̦̭̉̉̓ͩ̾̈́̄̍̋ ̠͓͖̏͌͑͝ ̴̧̠͔͉͇̩̙̲̳̍̆̂ ̡̙̭̲̞̘̔ͫ̆͠͞ ̝̫͎̼̞͌ͨ̐ ̸̳̜̣̺̹͉̅̊̎ͫ̀̌͘͠a̹͎̟͍ͪ̏ͦ ̨̭̣̘̼̎͒̓̒̽̌̐z̢̛̰̤̯̖̊ͥ͌̂̇͜ͅa̡̙̦ͣ̈͛ͮ̕͡l̢̔̍ͮ̿̆̍̇͟҉̬̙̖͈͓͔ͅg̨̱̯̱̫͓̞̃̑ͦ̇ͅo̸̹̯̙͓̿̄̃ ̛̝͓̙̥̱̩ͤ̊̉̃ͧͣ͡͝g̢̡̱͈̱͓̖͓ͯ͑ͤẻ̩̥͚͖͎ͦ͆͑͂ͧͯ͒͢͢n̴̲͖̰͍͚͇̥̒͛ͬ̄ͮ̌ͅeͣͨͭͤ̓ͥͮ͡͞҉̲̺̰̖̲͔͈͉r͔͓͓̼̟̒̎͌́ͯa̦̮͙̞͌ͭ̿̏ͧ̔̆̌̚t́ͣͧͬ̈́ͣ̋͒̚͏̮̻̩̱ō̫̯̦̎̈́̉ͣͭ͡r̴̶̰̤͑̏͑͑̊ͪͤ
̔̽̿̀͘͏͇͔̼̪͈
̷̞̗̖̤̹̙̐̓ͦͭ͌͂͟ͅ ̶̣̮̟̼̙̭̭̽̇ͬ͊ͩ̃͆̚̚ ̩̠͓̝͙̻͙̇͊̔ͣͬ̄̕͠ ̸̦͔͙̰͈͚͓͉̑̋̑̍͌̉͠ ̶̥̤̄͐͑ͮ͂͘ ̴͍̱ͯ̎̈́͜ ̝̻̬͎̥͙̟̆ͪͮ͌̅̈ͮ͑͂ ̴̢͓͓̺̱́͆ ̳͇ͧ̚͢͞ ̗̣͖̳͇͔͚͉̖ͮ̚w̼̳̤̯͇͙͚̳͊̇̀̓ͨh͉̟̲͊̒͜ō͇̰͉ͧ̀͒ͤͦ͋́͟͜ ̧͙̝̖̍̌ͭ̌̓ͩ̑̀i̲͕̩͉͚̣͔̭͒ͩ̒̇ͨ̓̎ͫ͟͢s̛̪̪͍̦̻̪̼͓̎̀͆̓̈́̎́͠ ̣̪̳͓̤ͨ̅͛͋ͧ͟b̯̭̱̹ͨ̿̓̃̊̊ͨ̄ę̪͎ͯ̄ͥͧ͡ẖ͈̳̻͙̝̩̗̟̌̌̂̏̆̆̏̍͢i͕̩̲̦̲̮̻͖̔̇ͤ̔ṅ̵̞̹ͯ͆͘͟d̟̤̘̮̔̋̇͢ ̠͔͉͔̦͙̖ͤ̌̓̋ͨͣ͟ͅy̲̺̼̳̦̺̮̒̑ͧ̂̿ͦ͠o̩̫̯̬̖ͯ͆̂́ͥ͆͡u̴̥̥̥̜͈̰̪͋ͧ͛̀
̢͎̳̯̿̍̑̍̀̃̅͋̀s̪̪̥̺̼̭͐́̕o̷̶̠ͭ̾ͯ̊̏̉̉̆͞ ̥͈̟͍͎͂̓̔̓͊̉͡m̷͓̬̻̥̰ͦ̈́̊͗̄͌ͫ́͢͡ũ̗̜̗̠ͨ͂ͧ͂̍̈̚c͆ͣ̄ͦ҉̻̮̯h͈̭̖͓̱̾͗̽͟ ̵̢̩̲̱̖̙̠̻̫̄̽͒f̷̛̫̪̈̓̾̀̐̈̃̓͝a̵̠̺̯̯̠̦̲͉͙ͯͮ̈̇ͯ͘i̸̻̹̲̦̤͉̩̗ͨͤ́̔ͫ̒l̷̬͍͍̣̰͚͉ͤ͒ͮ̔̀̚͝

Ṛ͍̦̮̞ͫ́ͅe̡͔̜͔̲͉̟̿̈ͧ̿á̲̥̰̲̖̗ͫ̾͛͝l̖͕̺̺̔l̡͎̺̰̞̝͔ͭͪ́͆͛ͦ̀yͣ͆̊́̆̓̇҉̩̳̱̰͍ͅ,̸̠̋̄ ̔̓̐ͭ̓͟t͇̤̮͛̋̌h̗ͣͨ͂̉ͯ̓́͢o̗͇͇̜͒ͧ̇͒͐̊͛ͅủ͌͊̚g͉͔̣ͮͯ̀h͙̮̺̹̫̜̥̾̽̄̃̔̿ ̷͍̓ͤ͂ͫ́̿̚
̈́ͬ̓̚͏̙̱͍̬̟͕H̋ͫͥ̐̽͛͜e̞̳͕͛ͭ̒̿͊ͅ ̛̬͙̪ͮ͆̀h̜͙̠͓̳͇̜ͣ͛̎ͣͦaͧ̆͘s̱͙̝̒ͦ̂̋ͬ ͓͎ͤt̵̞̺̰͍̽ͨ̋̄ḩ̬͇̈̂̾̐͗͆̀ẻ̶̖͓͓͈̤̦ ͈̮͓̲̲͘r̲͆ͪ̃̇͗̓͞a̙̘͒̋t͙̥̥ͯ̑ͣs̝̹̩̗͎̫͗ͥ̀ͫ͊̍ ͣ̽̓̓t̤̞͔̭͓̲͊̃̄̉̓ͫȯ͖̒͒̈̍ͩͮ ̫͓͇̫̻̙̗̔ͥͥ͌̚k͉̲̎ḙ̶̮͔̬̻̬̟ͨęp̨͒͒̿ ̨̱̠̰̟̞̄ͨ̎̃ͫ̅̚ȟ͇͆͝ị̠̭̘̜̱̍͂̈́́͐̋̆m̯͇̭̾ͥ̉̿ͮ͊ ̱̞̳͔̟̘ͫͧ̋ͅc̞̤̖̊ͧ͗̄o̼̟ͤͪ̂mͬ͒͑͂ͣp̮̪̹͍̥̞a͗ͣ̿n̶̥̰͍̻̰͕̅ͧ̓̃y̴̘̼̤͙̲̹̯͌̐͐̿̿ͦ̆ ̫̰̯͍͓̟̟̋̈̎̌̀ͭ
̥͆ͣͭ ̵̻̟̝ͨ̓ͬͯ̽
R̮͍̮͈̻͍ͩ͌A̹͠T̵̥͓̰̟̤͈͌̐S̱͈̲̀ ̟̼̱̽ͥ̈͌̓̕R̖̠͍̳̱̄ͦ͗͡Á̱̟͙͖̜̮T̙̹̟̱͕̀̉̇͗ͮS̩̤̝̩͇͛͂̈́̎̓͂͛ ̥̝̠͓͈̜̤ͭ̑͆̓̚R̞̞͕̬̍̈́ͩ̈̎̓̚͢A͚̰̜̮̭̱͌ͣT̲͋̄S̷̗̺̯̗̱̗̱ ͐̌ͩ͂R̨̟͚̟͉̯͙ͦ͆̏ͥ̓A̩̝̹̲ͥ͌ͯ̄ͮ́͂T̼̏ͬͮͣͦ́ͣS͔̖͓͂ͭͅ

 

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WHAT ARE GIRL GAMERS? WE JUST DON?T KNOW.
WHAT THE FUCK? YOU ARE COLLEGE DEGREE! AND NECRO