Avatar + Badges = ?

[Exius Xavarus]

Avatar: Sunglass clad Link.
Badges: Link, Master Sword, Landmark(three mugs of beer), Lemonheads, Phaser.

Sunglass Link was strolling on to Lon Lon Ranch, looking to get some Lon Lon Milk. What he found, instead, was three mugs of beer. This substance was foreign to him and smelled weird, but he drank it anyway. Soon, he found himself in a drunken stupor. Sunglass Link hobbled out of the milk bar only to find himself in front of a copy of him, pointing the Master Sword at him.

Sunglass Link instantly pops a Lemonhead and draws a Phaser out of hammerspace and begins to fire upon this double Link. The copy succeeds in landing a blow on Sunglass Link's left arm! Sunglass Link spins around for a fancy shot, but the pain in his arm flares up and his drops the Phaser! Copy Link manages to pin him to the ground and Sunglass Link, try as he might, cannot move. He is then put in cuffs and thrown in a prison cell.

Moral of the story: Don't drink foreign substances. It might cause you to think you're fighting a copy of you with a futuristic weapon. When really, all you're doing is munching a cuccoo egg, right before you pick up the cuccoo and start trying to fire it like a gun at Ingo, while you stumble around and hit your shoulder on a sharp fence piece. These shenanigans don't amuse Ingo; he'll throw your drunk ass in the slammer.

 

[Hero of Lime]

My Avatar is Santa Link(Twilight Princess).

My main badges are Link(Ocarina of Time), the Master Sword(Wind Waker), a Hylian crest, a Mudkip, and Mario(Paper).

Santa Link traveled in time to visit Ocarina of Time Link to give him presents. He gives him Wind Waker Link's Master Sword and a cute Mudkip. Do you think Mario likes this? NO! Mario having crossed dimensions to visit Santa Link wants the Master Sword for himself. Everyone learns the spirit of Christmas somehow and goes back to their dimensions and time periods.

I didn't say it would be a good story.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Avatar: The end of Team Rocket

Badges: Real Ultimate Poster, Team Rocket, Forum Inferno, Mudkip!, Landmark.

Spoiler: Hmmm, okay...

Team Rocket was going around the Escapist on a secret mission for Giovanni. They were wearing their shades:

and hiding in plain sight as always. They made their way out of security and out into the wilds of the forum when suddenly a Zapdos burst into the air in front of them and flapped its wings:

revealing their real uniforms. Before they could react or run away, Zapdos summoned a hail of thunderbolts which reduced the team (and the area around them) into ashes and fire:

The deed done, Zapdos returned to its trainer who was chilling with his Mudkip:

The trainer, happy at ending the lives of known terrorists and doing what no police officer ever thought of doing, decides to go celebrate with his friends and partners at the bar:

The End

Best I could come up with...

 

[RedDeadFred]

Avatar: the Dean from Community dressed as Mr. Winter. He is sitting in a wagon/bicycle that is being driven by a Greendale Human Being.
Badges: Morpheus, Walt from Breaking Bad, The Emperor from TES, Tyrion Lannister, Fire ball.

Tyrion Lannister had just finished seeing his most recent scheme come to fruition. He looked at the dead man in front of him. Pinned to the dead man's luxurious garment was a badge proclaiming him to be the Emperor or Tamriel. Tyrion needed to control the ex-emperor's armies in order to take the throne in his own homeland. Tyrion plucked the badge off of the dead man and pinned it to himself. Feeling quite satisfied that everything had gone off as planned, he decided that he deserved a drink and headed for the nearby tavern.

Entering the tavern, Tyrion immediately noticed a bald man wearing all black and shades. The rest of the Tavern was empty so he decided to go and talk to the oddly dressed man. The man called himself Morpheus and said that he was hunting a very dangerous criminal. All Morpheus had to go off of was a drawing of a man wearing a pork pie hat and shades who also had a goatee.
Tyrion laughed, "how are you supposed to find a man with nothing to go off of but a drawing?"
"I have traced his product back to this very town" replied Morpheus. He then produced a small plastic bag of a blue substance.
"What will you do when you find this this man" asked Tyrion.
"Yes what will you do" asked a new, menacing voice.
Tyrion and Morpheus both looked up and found that the voice came from none other than Heisenberg himself.

Before Tyrion or Morpheus could do anything, Heisenberg threw something out the window. What followed was the explosion of a fireball. It didn't land near anyone but it did fully engulf a tree in flames.
"Unless, you want me to throw some of this at the two of you, you will not reach for any weapons" Heisenberg proclaimed.
"You think you can come into my town, knock on my door, and kill me? I am the one who knocks!"
The three men stared at each other. Tyrion felt the tension in the air growing each second. Something awful was about to happen.

Morpheus was about to go for his gun when suddenly the door to the Tavern burst open. In came the strangest sight any of the three men had ever seen. A man wearing a fake beard and blue robes was pulled into the tavern on a bicycle by another person who was wearing a one piece white garment that covered their whole body. The garment had a creepily drawn on face.
"Merry happy!" Shouted the man in the blue robes. "I'm Mr. Winter. Did I hear you guys having an argument?"
The other three men simply stood looking dumbfounded at Mr. Winter.

Not to be deterred by his audience's less than joyous response to his presence, Mr. Winter hopped off the back of his bicycle and strolled over to the three men.
"This is the time of year when we put our differences aside -in a secular way- and simply enjoy each other's company! You shouldn't be arguing." Mr. Winter pointed towards the fireplace, "how about we sit over there, share some stories, and enjoy some hot chocolate?"
Mr. Winter headed over to the fireplace without waiting for a response. Morpheus smiled, Tyrion took another drink, Heisenberg chuckled, and then they all headed over to join Mr. Winter by the fire.

The end.

 

[Something Amyss]

My Avatar is Dead End from Tekkaman Blade. My badges are Yahtzee in animated representation, the Siren from BL2, Lazer Cat, a crosshair symbol, and a pocketwatch.

I'm pretty sure the combination of persons represented were so awesome the Doctor had to store the team-up in a pocketwatch, less the universe melt away. The crosshairs obviously point to the location of the watch.

That's as creative as I can go right now.

 

[kailus13]

Avatar: Fluttershy as a mad scientist

Badges: Morpheus, Pillar of the Community, Chatty, Communicator, Excellent topic

Fluttershy meets up with Morpheus

at the Pillar of Community

(I couldn't figure out a different way of putting it in)
to talk

and write.

For some reason they choose to talk very loudly via megaphone.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Avatar

Badges:

- HK-47

- Hawkeye

- Mindflayer

- Powepuff Girls

- Venture Bros.

Story:

Link and Hawkeye were having a grand archery contest when an alien ship touched down in the forest nearby. Both Link and Hawkeye being heroes and adventurers alike decided to see what was up. Wandering through the forest they came across a Mindflayer, who was deep into a song that went like:
"I could while away the hours
Polishing my powers,
Inflicting lots of pain...
But I've a rumbling in my tummy
Some gray matter would be yummy
If I only had a braiiiiin...."
Before their minds turned to mush from the absurdity of a walking octopus singing a remix of a Wizard of Oz song, both Link and Hawkeye turned that Mindflayer into a pincusion. Never trust a singing octopus, especially one talking about consuming brain matter.
Then overhead the two heroes heard a strange wooshing sound and looked up to see the Powerpuff Girls fly by, apparently off to fight Mojojojo in the forest somewhere... Link and Hawkeye both decided not to follow the silliness that would ensue from that encounter and moved deeper toward the alien ship.
Then from out of nowhere a super-secret jet plane crashes in the forest near them, almost taking the two out. Two teenage boys climb from the wreckage.
"Dad's gonna be soo peeved at you, Dean" said the blonde one.
"Nuh-uh, you were the one who said we should take the X-1 out to the movies, Hank!" the brown haired one fired back.
The bickering continued for a full minute as Link and Hawkeye stood in shock that the boys had not a scratch on them after climbing out of the burning wreckage, and both seemed to have the presence of mind to argue.
Then two laser flashes come out of the woods frying the two boys on the spot.
"Disdain. Meatbags. Always arguing when they should be aware of the killer droid standing behind them." Said a robotic voice from the woods.
Immediately Hawkeye shoots an arrow straight down the barrel of the droid's laser rifle which explodes after a moment.
"Confusion. What happened to my rifle?" said the droid.
"....HAAIIIIIIII!!!!" said Link as he cleaved the droid in two with his mighty Master Sword.
"You know what, kid," said Hawkeye. "Lets just end this pointless adventure and grab a beer... What do you say?"
Link said nothing.
"Hey, listen..." Hawkeye started to say but as those words left his mouth, years and years of bottled up frustration boiled out of Link and before Hawkeye could move a muscle, Link had carved him up into little pieces.
"No one... I MEAN NO ONE, says those words to me..." Link said, his voice ragged from disuse. "FUCKING ASSHOLE FAIRIES."
And Link pulled out his ocarina and played a somber melody, turning day to night.
*END*

**Note: I don't take credit for the Mindflayer's song, I had seen that years ago on some website that I can't place.

 

[Fijiman]

Avatar: upside down, popcorn eating, kangaroo/deer soldier
Badges: Spinning button/mint, an X, Neo, a gun and maker's logo, and a K

What to do, what to do... I know!

Story:
One day the kangaroo/deer soldier was busy defying gravity while eating his popcorn when he had a sudden urge for candy. Candy treasure map in hand, the kangaroo/deer soldier broke into the Matrix, "borrowed" Neo, and began their search for a building with a large X on it. Along the way they use their combined power, and added help from the weapons they picked up on Pandora, to overcame ninjas, physics, physics ninjas, and the evil mutant badger creatures from dimensions 3, 17, 22, and Purple. When they reached the X on the map, they had arrived on the party planet but saw no building with an X on it. However, there was a building with a large K on it, which conveniently stood for candy on the party planet. A massive celebration was then held for a mission well done. The end.

Not gonna lie and I don't mean to brag, but that was probably the best story ever written.

 

[King of Asgaard]

Avatar - Zaeed Massani
Badges - Zaeed Massani, Joker, Normandy, Magneto, GLaDOS

In an alternate Mass Effect universe, the Normandy is commandeered by Zaeed Massani, who aims to be an independent mercenary/pirate. To do so, he installs an experimental piece of technology which allows the travel to other realities in order to assemble a team of absolute powerhouses in their respective fields. To this end, he picks up Magneto, the Joker and himself from various parallel universes, and installs GLaDOS as the Normandy's AI. Thus begins a series of adventures of unparalleled awesomeness.

 

[Alssadar]

Arthas Menethil and Tyrion Lannister scheme with a game designer to allow them to become the rulers of Rome. Tyrion would do it for the whores, Arthas for the power.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Avatar: A wolf
Badges: Spell out "Cake?".

A wolf finds a cake... or does he?

...okay, it's not a very good story.

 

[FPLOON]

Avatar - Rainbow Dash (stain-glass)
Badges (in order) - Twitter (logo), Gundam, Breaking Bad, Pony-Lover, Steam (logo)

One day, I decided to add this flash program on my Steam game library... The flash program consisted of a "simple" animation showcasing Pony-Lover standing on a picture of a stain-glass Rainbow Dash while the head of a Gundam lies next to her... She then tweets about how this experience was better than hearing the phrase "I am the one who knocks" on Breaking Bad for the first time...

Long story short, I suck at making incoherent flash animations...

(Next time, an assassin for hire discovers a "merc with a mouth" while a simple pencil and Rayman look at last year's Oscars...)

 

[Drummodino]

OK this thread is awesome! I don't have time to read everyone's story or write my own yet, but I'll be back in around 8-9 hours to do so!

EDIT: I started writing it but I realised it got way too long and veered into Persona 4 fan-fiction. So I'll just say that my avatar encountered himself along with the rest of my badges and everyone was very confused.

 

[Urgh76]

My hat really enjoys miniature technicolor horses and will become both king of the pirates and horses.

OR KING OF THE PIRATE HORSES

 

[SweetShark]

Rainbow Dash uses bedroom eyes to lure Keanu Reeves

and Ed Wood

into a hot

threesome. They then venture into ponychat

and get hammered on beer

.

That....it is disturbing in many levels....
It is disturbing because we all know Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.

 

[SweetShark]

My hat really enjoys technicolor horses and will become both king of the pirates and horses.

OR KING OF THE PIRATE HORSES

You also forget ponies.
You must never forget about ponies in this site....

 

[zerragonoss]

Avatar: THE AVATAR OF BADASSITUDE MR TORGUE!!!!!!!!!
Badges: Morpheus, Gavin Dunne, Goatin Dunne, pink fire and a pencil.

Mr Torgue and Morpheus were having a badass fight while Gavin played badass music. Suddenly, Gavin noticed that he should base a song off of this fight instead of just playing his old songs. He picked up his pencil and started writing the "Song of Ultimate Badassitude!". The song defied all natural laws that limited the badassitude per meter, so the paper badassfully exploded into pink fire, transforming Gavin into a goat-man hybrid. Thus began the Badass Wars, which bards would scream like goats about for centuries to come.

I would just like to say you do a good job of writing in character that I had no choice but to read it in Torgue's voice.


On topic great thread but my creativity is falling me at the moment while I work on final papers. I will record my avatar and badges though than come back and add in a story at some point.

Avatar: a crudely drawn me form a few years ago when I had half of a beard
Badges: Weapon master(a sword), toasty (a heart), the monk, team rocket, geek to the core (a police badge)

 

[Pinkamena]

Rainbow Dash uses bedroom eyes to lure Keanu Reeves

and Ed Wood

into a hot

threesome. They then venture into ponychat

and get hammered on beer

.

That....it is disturbing in many levels....
It is disturbing because we all know Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.

Hey, who isn't straight for Keanu and Ed? I'm sure she could make an exception.

 

[StormShaun]

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So let me get this thread ... you are telling me to make a story from my avatar and badges. Well this should prove to be fun, since I am a old Roleplayer on here and I am currently writing my own book. ^_^

Avatar: Tomoya Okazaki (From Clannad, but has been on this sites Avatar Adventure RP for a long time).

Badges:

(Toasty Heart)

(Light Follow the Light/White magic)

(Hero)

(Hustler-in-chief)

(Hot stuff)

(I might use the meaning of the badge or the appearance of the badge itself)

Spoiler: My story

The beating grew stronger, each step pumped more blood then before. Clutching my chest I could feel my heart beating as if it has been stabbed. My blue hair swayed with the roaring wind, but the sweat started to drip and I was regretting not having a shorter hairstyle. Reaching the top of the ragged stone cliff, I looked upward, there I saw my target, the White Dragon. That cursed Dragon, he stole my powers of electricity, the powers that I need to serve my heroic duties to this weird but wonderful world.

"God damned President ... " I cursed the present President, the one who ordered me to solve this problem. This President was different from the one before, Burt Reynolds was kicked out and someone tried to rise to power evilly, yet this 'hustler-in-chief' beat him. Not looking back at this world's history, I started the next climb, the dragon noticed me and gave a snarl. I have had experience with dragons before, but this one does not have a pact partner. I gave a cocky smile back, filled with confidence it was annoyed.

Jumping from the peak of this winter mountain, it flew with grace, yet it swooped with such ferocity that it blasted it's scorching breath toward me. Easily noticing this I swung my hand out and called forth multiple Angelical words. Then a light shield emerged and surrounded my being. This blocked the flames easily, my smile still staying. "Hot stuff dragon, but you will fear me for taking my sword! I yelled towards me, my voice almost started to shake the mountain, but that would prove bad for my situation.

The Dragon frowned and flew upward back up to it's perch, readying for combat. My spirit was rising, it wanted to combat this evil being, this evil dragon dared to even steal the essence of Heavenly lightning. A few more foot and hand placements and I pulled myself onto the peak of the mountain. Looking ahead, I smirked, the Dragon had prepared itself as I witnessed it's weak kin surround it's master. Pulling my sword out, I pointed it at the coming group. "I shall send you to Hell!

It may be short, but I am satisfied.

 

[Auron225]

Avatar: Auron
Badges: Link! , Charismatic Stallion , Landmark , Hot topic , Epic Poster

Link rides into town on his charismatic stallion, Epona, and draws up by a bar. He walks inside to see Auron & Morpheus, drinking and being badasses together. When suddenly...!

a) A hot and fiery battle ensues!
b) A passionate three-way makeout happens!
c) All of the above!

I like to leave an open ending ;D