Avatar Fights

[NeoAC]

I turn off the computer you appear on, then pack it up and give it to my little brother. You are never heard from again.

 

[DoW Lowen]

I'm not sure who that is, I'm going to ignorantly assume it's a poet so I'm sure you'll end up killing yourself anyway.

 

[Aschenkatza]

I smack you with my basket till you die, then bundle up your corpse into the basket.
Food for later, yum.

 

[NeoAC]

I give you to Yogi Bear.

EDIT: The guy in my avatar is Benjamin Disraeli.

 

[Wolf Blade]

I get you kicked our of parliament permanently. You commit suicide over the shame.

 

[Incompl te]

I continually cause your 'lego?' to fall making you more and more depressed till you DIE!!!!

 

[Galletea]

I stab you in the eyes with my holly, set Morpheus on you as you stumble around blindly and gaze upon it all with a mild sneer.

 

[Incompl te]

I betchslap you!

Cookie for first person to guess what my avatar is from and what betchslap is from!

 

[Danglybits]

I'd fire my little bazooka at your ice cream and then watch you die of grief.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I punt you like the squirrel you are sending you face first into a tree

 

[Incompl te]

I put on my 'wtf?' face when I say you're sign. That emotionally kills you. I then BETCHSLAP YOU SHETBAG!

Cookie for first person to guess what my avatar is from and what betchslap is from!

 

[Mr. Fister]

My sheer presence causes your face to stick that way, and while you're fixated on getting it unstuck, I shove a pencil through your eye.

 

[Flying-Emu]

While you're busy bugging at Link to go get your durn magic headgear pieces, I use the power of the Supreme Court to remind you that forced labor is illegal, and punishable by fine and prison time.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'm the Battosai. I think it's pretty obvious what I'd do.

 

[LewsTherin]

I carve you into more manageable pieces and feed them to my astral panther the size of a horse.

 

[Incompl te]

I kiss you making you stunned for a few key moments. I then proceed to stab your face numerous times with an exclamation mark

 

[Danglybits]

I'd crawl into your open mouth and down your throat; then eat my way out.

 

[COR 2000]

Since you're just a squirrel with a toy bazooka, I'll just step on you with my winter boots.

Edit: Not to mention, it is winter, so you would be hibernating and sleeping, which makes it all the more easier.

 

[Incompl te]

I'd pull out a hair and rub it strongly on you're 'mask'. It causes it to split in half making you die!!!