Avatar Fights

[chuckman1]

I reverse your reverse-blade sword.

 

[MasterStratus]

I zap your gun with my LASER-gun and then i stab you with a sharp banana...In the face...

 

[Jav3lin]

i choke you with all my hair....monkey boy

 

[chuckman1]

I don't know what you are so I sell you to science where you're killed and I get money.

 

[Moloch-De]

!Deamonspawn! I will nail you to a Cross right next to this one and display you as a nonbeliver in this heathen religion.

 

[chuckman1]

I sell you at a garage sale.

 

[chuckman1]

That was my twin Vergil you killed.
I turn Super Sparda on your ass.

 

[Malkavian]

You try to shoot at me, but with mu super-reflexes and agility, I dodge out of the way. I throw one knife at you, and my luck-powers makes sure it finds it home in your right eye-socket, nicely lobotomizing you.

 

[chuckman1]

Once again that was my twin Vergil you killed.
I turn Super Sparda on your ass.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I turn Super Saiyan on your ass.

 

[chuckman1]

You go to federal prison for gimmick infringement where you're shanked.

 

[Malkavian]

Seriously, how can we kill your twin... Twice? I sense a logical error...
Therefore, through the power of logic, I submit it to you that you are already dead. Reality catches up. You die. Or rather, you become already dead.

Killing with logic. Man, I feel POWERFUL!

 

[chuckman1]

Your other eye explodes and you go home crying to mommy.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Stab candy canes in the eyes, says a one-liner, then shoot and cut opponent multiple times

 

[bad rider]

I sure as hell hope you have a deadly allergy *crosses fingers*

 

[chuckman1]

I stick a firecracker in your bunny mouth.

 

[NeoAC]

Well, I think its only fitting that I burn you alive.

 

[Sketchy]

I think mine's pretty obvious.

*Headshot*

 

[Calax]

... my entire right arm is a rail gun.