Avatar Fights

[Thaepheux]

My eye stare's into your soul via your eye's. You will see all that I have seen, hear the screams of pain by those I have killed. Then I headbutt you with my templar helmet, breaking your veiw of my experiences and leave you on the floor, curled in the fetal postion and bloodied.

 

[stormcaller]

Frostmourne then raise you as undead minions

 

[blackcherry]

Wearing my phantom of the opera mask I walk up to you and grab you're hand with my vice like grip. The last thing you see is shadow like people closing on you and my smile.

When you come to, you find yourself incorporated into the escapist survey, doomed forever to being attacked by giant pointer icons.

 

[Yonni-Kun]

Scare that guy to death. Then pose on his body with one of my flashy badges.

 

[Psyco Slim]

bone you to death. just like this cake.

 

[Dastardos]

I take away all the shitty games so you become bored and commit suicide

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Well yours is um easy.. I would stand back and let you do what you do.. over and over and over again.

(but mine is pretty obvious too)

 

[Dastardos]

but then i would pull the trigger on your guy

 

[Mr. Fister]

Since you just killed yourself, I sit back and laugh like the demented child I am.

 

[Dastardos]

but i qould basg that helmet through your skull

 

[Combined]

I arrest you for committing suicide. Repeatedly.

 

[Dastardos]

can anyone be more original to mine other than suicide??
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And then i arrest you combine for loitering!

 

[Random Argument Man]

Actually, you didn't died of suicide. I killed you with my sniper rifle before you shot yourself..

 

[Dastardos]

Actually, you didn't died of suicide. I killed you with my sniper rifle before you shot yourself..

ohhh creative

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I take the three h's in your previous sentence and beat you to death with them.

 

[Dastardos]

id stick that stick up your ass then up your throat until you die

 

[Dancingman]

Beat him over the head with the bells, light him on fire, and when he's out, peck him to death.

 

[Danprezco]

Dr. Gregory Freeman would shoot the fricken bird, then bring it back to life with his doctoring abilities, and kill it again.

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Mr. Putin ransacks all the oil in the world and wait for the global powers to disintegrate under the might of the new Russian Empire.

That or I'd have my green friends beat you up, stick a compass down your throat and suffocate with with my red comfy chair.