Avatar Fights

[Mr. Fister]

There's not a trace of metal on me, so the gas is useless against me.

I grab the compass I have with me and throw it, decapitating you Oddjob-style.

 

[jebussaves88]

I tear your nose off at the root, and flick it up a vicars anus.

 

[Incompl te]

I reboot the game! hahahaha level 1 again. "Press X to not die". X. (you die not me)

 

[megapenguinx]

Good thing I have no metal on, this is all rubber and plastic. I simply beat you down with my V powrs

 

[Incompl te]

The heat from my fireworks melt your plastic and rubber leaving you bare! I just clobber you with my wrench.

 

[Marv21]

I fire Mah Lazor at you! BLAHHHHHHHHH!

 

[acer840]

BOOM! Headshot. To bad there is no real way of killing a letter of the alphabet

 

[terribleyetfun]

I distract your kitten with a bowl of poison kitty-chow which kills him

 

[Adam Jenson]

I make you give a damn by getting you to look outside the window where the Eiffel tower is on a ramapage. The hock is so great you drop dead. I steal your moneyz

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

My many shiny swords gut you and slice off your tentacles and have you for dinner.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I throw mud on your swords making them not shiny and useless they then eventually rust up and die

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I close your loading screen making you give a damn that you can't give a damn about anything anymore making you wonder how you even care anymore and the complexity of this paradox overloads your systems and you explode.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Those keys are just way too easy... I can clearly melt them down and make a gun out of it. Then I'll stab you with it.

Good luck anyone making out what my avatar is, If I didn't upload it myself I'd have no idea what it is.

 

[Incompl te]

As it is unknown. I can kill it however i please. WRENCH TO THE CROTCH!

10 Bonus Points for whoever can identify my avatar and tell me what its name translates to in English

 

[megapenguinx]

Oh man I should know this because I love Bobobobo.
I believe it begins with a D but not sure, quick scour the internet for episodes!

Knowing where he is from I just have Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch come and smash him like always

Edit:Oh! it's dengakuman! hahah grilled tofu

 

[cyber_andyy]

I strangle him qith his scarf.

Also, i win

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I remove your missile launcher and fire it back at you.

 

[DoW Lowen]

I create an over sized novelty door, at which you cannot resist trying to put your key in the slot. But unknown to you I have rigged the key slot to fire off exploding ninja stars at your exact position. That's right, ninja stars and AIDS.