Avian Armageddon: An Epic

[Samurai Goomba]

I see we have more evidence for the "Good Threads don't get comments/views" perspective. Anyhow, this is excellent.

Squirrels are my nemesis. I have been mauled by a squirrel twice.

[small]My day of revenge will come.[/small]

 

[Ultrajoe]

Very good, although rather I can't decide whether you are cool yet, "Son of viking who falls over when trying to kick?" Hmm...

Years of Viking genetics have rendered my body naturally drunk even while my mind is sober.

When I hold an axe, it makes me more powerful.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

When I was in Australia I used to experience the full wrath of these birds of Hades. Especially during mating season they get very agitated if you past by their nests and literally sweep down on you. On more than one occasion they have "buzzed" my face and that's not euphemism!.

This is why Australian cyclists wear this retarded contraption on their heads:

[sub]WTF??[/sub]​

As seen here in this example:

[sub]Look at that pitiful look on his face. He knows his days are numbered[/sub]​

To avoid contact with this:

[sub]It's..watching you..always![/sub]​

Look at the scale of the problem:

VS

How can we win??. Dear lords!.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Ohhh god that was hilarious, loved it till the end

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ohhh god that was hilarious, loved it till the end

But that was the only way it could end, our sweet and innocent protagonist saved from the clutches of the airborne menace by the one true force of power; Love. How more fitting an end could there be for the beast of hatred and the devils agent on this plane of reality? The forces of communism were no match for the cold steel of the short but mighty avatar of free trade. Were you not reading into the subtext? How could you miss the references to Gavrilo Princip, and his struggle for freedom ending in the mad loss of life that was the first World War!? CAN YOU NOT SEE THE BEAUTY IN THIS PERFECT FORM OF MAJESTIC REVELATION!? I AM THE ANGEL OF TRUTH!!! CH'KAW!!!! CH'KAAAAW!!!!

THEMETALLIVESTHEMETALLIVESTHEMETALLIVESTHEMETALLIVESTHEMETALLIVESTHEMETALLIVES​

 

[siege_1302]

This was no less than six shades of hilarity and what the expletive.
Well done.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Ohhh god that was hilarious, loved it till the end

But that was the only way it could end, our sweet and innocent protagonist saved from the clutches of the airborne menace by the one true force of power; Love. How more fitting an end could there be for the beast of hatred and the devils agent on this plane of reality? The forces of communism were no match for the cold steel of the short but mighty avatar of free trade. Were you not reading into the subtext? How could you miss the references to Gavrilo Princip, and his struggle for freedom ending in the mad loss of life that was the first World War!? CAN YOU NOT SEE THE BEAUTY IN THIS PERFECT FORM OF MAJESTIC REVELATION!? I AM THE ANGEL OF TRUTH!!!

I meant I loved the whole thing. From beginning to the ending. You know, its an unwritten rule that once you start interpreting everything you read as criticism, its time to quite the internets.

On reflection, it probably wasn't a good idea to read response during class. People are looking at me funny.

 

[Kayden]

I laughed so hard