Awesome Idea, Yes/No?

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AndrewF022

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A suggestion for making your game even more awesome..

make it so the girl your escorting is 12 years old, cant defend herself, dies with one hit, and spends the entire game nagging you with only 5 lines of similar dialogue (this will cut down on the cost of the voice actors).

Also we must make the AI path finding as bad as we possibly can to ensure its difficult enough to appeal to the hardcore community. Because people will be playing the same section over and over again we can even make the actual game less than a hour long, and still charge full retail for it!
 

vf501

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I will invest all my funds, but they are being held in a bank currently in Switzerland. To gain access and remove these funds, I need you to send me a donation first of $5000 of your American money. Once you do so and I access my funds I will support your project.


/sarcasm
 

Lamppenkeyboard

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......... It sounds good so far, but we can't make it an original title. We should try to find some shit to make it a sequel to. I mean, it doesn't have to have shit to do with the original, it should just have a number at the end. Hopefully somewhere around the 3+ range. Or we could just scrap the number idea and name it after some old game that a couple people liked and package it as a remake.
 

Zyphonee

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I have a good idea too some game company should totally make a game in which the US is in a war with Russia and you have to go fight them because it turns out Russia is invading the whole world.
 
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teknoarcanist said:
Icarion said:
Ya know what? If you cut 90% of that game, hand the entire IP over to me personally, forget all claims of ownership by you towards the game then I will pour the multi-thousand dollar fortune I amassed over the summer into your game. And add in multiplayer, of course. And make it an X-box exclusive. Ahhhh hell, we'll just cut the entire campaign and release it as multiplayer only game. Maybe tack it onto Halo. That'll make it sell faster. Sound good? Reply soon I want to get cracking on this.

-The Moneymaker of the game industry
Mr. Kotick I already told you once before that I need all of my organs intact. Please take your bizarre form of galactic parasitism ELSEWHERE SIR PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

(PS I accept your deal; should we bro-hug on it or just sacrifice chickens like last time?)
I was thinking more along the lines of goats and bulls then annoiting ourselves with the blood. But if you REALLY want chickens I geuss I can roll with that. (Also will there be cutscenes we can compile into a movie?)
 

Ashcrexl

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hmmm, i dunno. it sounds pretty good, but does it have regenerating health? i refuse to play it if it doesnt.
 

Atticus89

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Sorry, but it doesn't sound like a good idea. Time powers would be abused, laser grenades sound bad, and marines are overused.

Now if the main character was a 30 year old chef on a space cruise ship and he is among the few who have survived a strange infection of an alien bacteria that has turned all the affluent space aristocrats of the future and a large portion of the crew into mindless beasts and it is you job to not only pilot the ship towards some spaceport for decontamination, defend the fledgling uninfected from certain death, defend the ship from space pirates, and fight to survive so you can see your adorable 8 year-old daughter you left on Earth with your sister because your wife died in a horrible accident and has scarred both of you in the process, then you might have a good game on your hands.

But that's just my opinion.
 

ethaninja

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MercurySteam said:
teknoarcanist said:
But did you guys read the part where I said that my game will have SWEET TIME POWERS? Because that is an important part to read.
So does Singularity:


A much superior game I'm sure.
And Timeshift.


Granted, not as awesome as Singularity but messing with time is awesome in games ;D
 

Polock

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Whats really funny about this thread is how everyone has to defend themselves by saying "I'm bein' sarcastic Brah!"

We know. Relax. Joke threads are good. Enjoy them.
 

Diligent

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Soylent Bacon said:
Your sarcasm is so clever and funny and I am laughing too hysterically to type. This idea was so funny and so worth making a thread for, and definitely did not leave me sitting here stone faced at the discovery that I was mislead into a lame joke thread, instead of a thread where I can read an interesting idea.
I'm detecting a hint of...something here...

[sub]is it cayenne pepper?[/sub]
 

Twilight_guy

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Did you ever tell a joke and expect everyone to laugh but just had everyone awkwardly stare at you instead? This is the internet version of that. It's not funny enough to warrant a thread.