Awesome Ideas For Band Names

[madman485]

a gypsy curse on anyone who takes this, but: Triceratops Monster Truck

 

[Berserker119]

I usually name my bands Earthquake, But some other names I've used are A Clown Pandemic On Tuesday and Paul Bunyan In Space.

 

[teutonicman]

The Bleeding Dick or Vagina Wizard are two good band names.

 

[Superior Mind]

I was in a band called "Passive/Agressive". Our first performance we were introduced as "The Pacifier Agressors".

Fail.

 

[superbatranger]

The Flying Drunk Kangaroos

Please don't ask me how I came up with that name.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Procreate by Dominance.

Get it?

 

[CrafterMan]

9mm Abortion.

Yeahm I've been sitting on that one for weeks.. (9mm as in the pistol ammo, for those who didnt get it)

Lmao this I like.

 

[War Penguin]

My friend and I have a word for this: TWBAGNFAB, meaning: That Would Be A Good Name For A Band.

Anyway, I got loads of band names:
-Sharks Ate my Face
-Electric Noise
-The Dorks
-Sepulchral Ignominy
-Italics
-Silent E [small](It would actually be pronounced "Silent" because the E is silent. )[/small]
-Generic Band Name

They're bad but they're supposed to be bad.

 

[hannan4mitch]

Brainkrieg
Tarantula
Sloshy
Limozeen
(bonus if you find the references)

 

[Doinstuffman38]

My band went through several real names (and several names that came up as a joke) while deciding on a permanent subtitle. We changed it every week on the MySpace, if we needed to refer to ourselves for promo purposes, we used the first name, and under it are the subtitles for the first four weeks of us being in a band. The rest, are jokes.

Matt Ricci and the Everchanging Subtitles

Matt Ricci and the Chain Chomps
Matt Ricci and the And The And Thes
Matt Ricci and the Strongest Band In The World
Matt Ricci and the Unbaptized Spider Babies

Now, the jokes:

Albert Fisch and the Are You Going To Finish That's?
Charlie Decker's Lawn Doesn't Fuck Around
Eighth Notes For Everyone
The Ice Cream Socialists
Band Name For Saturday
The One Night Standoffs

 

[tbbrownah]

Red September.

It just rolls off the tongue nicely. No, I wasn't immediately thinking of Red October. If by chance you know where that comes from... please don't judge.

 

[Doinstuffman38]

Brainkrieg
Tarantula
Sloshy
Limozeen
(bonus if you find the references)

Homestarrunner.com!! Gimme cookie!

 

[IxionIndustries]

"She Likes Cloth"

That's right... I went there...

 

[rhennesy]

I think my favorite imaginary band name of all time is "Inflatable Bouncers," which is both the apparatus upon which children play at parties, and someone checking IDs at a club/bar who is full of hot air.

My Rockband is called "Rocko's Modern Strife."

 

[hannan4mitch]

Now real band names
We Don't Care If You Don't Like Our Sound (WDCIYDLOS, pronounced wud-cy-dlus)
Awesome Hats
Fear the Beards

 

[Aerodyamic]

Band names
Electric Livestock
Squidpiddle
Rainbow Chavs
Johnny and his Bollocks
The Greatest Tits
The Daniel Mustard Musical Overload
Gonch and the Under-roos

Albums names
11/67th as good as...
Undercover Pride Parade
The best music never made
Gigolo to the Homeless
Prelude to Emasculation



Off-topic: I'm always wondered if I could make money compiling all the greatest celebrity freak-fests (a la Christian Bale and early-era Sean Penn, etc.) and sell it as 'The Greatest Fits', but I figure the money I'd have to pay to get permission to use their vocal likenesses would be exorbitant. Besides the fact that some of them might try to hunt me down for it, and I don't feel like buying guns to protect myself.

 

[Drago-Morph]

1. Set Fire to the Sun.

2. The Players One.

3. Harmonic Shenanigans.