Awesome Things That Do Not Go Together

[Magicmad5511]

Explosives and expensive things and fire. These do not mix well but are still a tad spectacular.

 

[curty129]

Eating lots of fried chicken and living a long life.

*Double gun-pointed thumbs-up and open-mouthed grin*

OT: Electric pencil sharpeners and penis.
Penis and penis.
Chistmas dinners with my family .. and penis.
Hallucinogenic drugs, on-flight aeroplanes, and penis.


As amazing as penis is, it does not seem to fit well in a combination with other worldly things very often.

 

[MysticToast]

paintball + making out

I don't know about you, but paintball and making out sounds awesome....

Maybe I'm just weird like that

 

[Pyramid Head]

I like to order obscure pizza toppings, and i've found some surprising items.

Jalapenos and pineapple go well together.
Spicy sausage and pineapple go well together.
Banana peppers and pineapple? Not so much. Banana peppers don't provide enough heat to compliment the sourness and sweetness of the pineapple, and at the same time the pepper is just a little too sweet.

Also, there's a cheese called "Provel" that is mostly seen in St. Louis style pizza. The cheese goes good with a lot of toppings, but really acidic toppings just totally spoil it.


Also, the movie Paul and Coca-Cola don't go well together, especially after you've eaten a large meal. At one point my friend was trying to wash down a bite of pizza when the line "I'm sorry my father killed you" was uttered.
I'll leave what happened to your imagination.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Dragons and 1970s exploitation pornos...

Wait..

 

[Fingers O'Toole]

Church and State (OH SNAP!)
I harbor a dislike for both, but considering they make some people happy, they function well enough individually and make a complete clusterfuck when combined, I think they can be categorized here.

 

[r0binh00d]

rihanna and ireland
ireland and ireland
heavy metal and archery
laptops and long baths

indian summers and scotland

 

[Shoggoth2588]

bacon + mayonaise

Best condiment ever.

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Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario

I know there are more but I can't think of any...

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

Computer Programming and Rock Climbing.

Old Space Deodorant and Running Away From Bears In The Wilderness

I dont know, Programming while rock climing sounds quite enjoyable... I might give it a go!

OT: Nails and Genitals (When I was younger, my uncle threatened to nail my Penis to a chair with a 4" nail... Need less to say, I behaved)

 

[DrunkPickle]

How about...school and learning?

Wait! School isn't good....

 

[Xian_Frost]

I would have to say being drunk and playing computer games. My coordination was not the best of things that night.

 

[Ushiromiya Battler]

Sex: Awesome
Beach: Awesome

Sex on the beach... THE SAND! EVERYWHERE! CRACKS! AAAAAAAAAH!

Seamen: Creates children! AWESOME!
Water: Warm and stuff! AWESOME!

Seamen + water. The stickiness! It's horrible!

Alcohol: Awesome
Motorcycle: Awesome!

Drunk driving on a motorcycle. Well, never doing that again. Hospitals aren't fun.

 

[lacktheknack]

Ketchup and dark chocolate.

Trust me on this one: It hurts.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Lobster and chicken, both are awesome but do not mix so well together in a sandwich.

 

[urahara75]

I'd say bacon (period) and...

sea crustaceans (whether it be crab, shrimp, crayfish, or lobster)

or

saltwater fish (any, pick your poison; for whatever reason, the mixing/overload of salt(s) is sure to nauseate you)

P.S. - OTOH, bacon accompanied molluscs or cephalopods oddly work better than you'd expect.

 

[Boxer.H1x]

Mortal Kombat and Batman.

Well, at least Batman is awesome...

On a more serious note, Cracked or TvTropes and school. (And yes, school is awesome. Education makes your life easier whether you want to admit it or not.)

 

[SckizoBoy]

I think the outtakes secton suffered the biggest hit XD

True... very true, and while Hugh Dennis & Russell Howard try, there's always something missing... *sigh*

I've been to lots... damn my ridiculously huge family!!! the best one was when they trusted me and my older cousin to make an 'age appropriate' music playlist for the party.
The most child freindly song was by madness...

I have a huge family too, thankfully, they're spread out all over the world. Actually, the funniest party I was at was actually for a nine-month year old girl (my sister's boyfriend's niece) and what did she do? Watch rugby for the entire time!

ok...

Best left at that...(!)

that would be cool I think. XD the queen.

I was actually thinking of 'that' line from SWLtS that basically forced him out. But now I think on it... Frankie Boyle & Prince Phillip, how hilarious would that be!

 

[Scarim Coral]

Sausage and Spam (I like spam).

Trust me do NOT combine these two as an sandwich. It make your stomach feel werid (not feeling hungry) and I'm pretty sure it will give you a heart attack in the future.