Awesome Things You don't have

[Dirzzit]

frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads

Thats frickin brilliant.

 

[Ericb]

The sense of humor to just laugh at willful stupidity. But I'll get there.

 

[Azrael the Cat]

Breasts (unless you take the view that marriage is a proprietary relationship).

Also, a large hadron collider.

 

[Randomologist]

Teleportation technology from Star Trek, I could annihilate the transport industry and make masses of cash. And best of all, we can shut the hippies up about how we all need to go vegetarian and Formula 1 needs 4-cylinder engines. The car and aeroplane will be relinquished for recreational use.

Out of the things that actually exist and don't smack of megalomania: Knowledge, always knowledge. I'd like my MEng in Aero engineering, sure, but I'd like to be able to understand so much more. Astrophysics, for example, usually flies over my head.

 

[MercurySteam]

My XBox 360- when will it get repaired?!

Says 10 business days, and I got mine back in roughly that time despite the Easter holidays.

OP: I want Gears of War 3. Now!

 

[erto101]

I don't have a vibraphone... yet
It costes 18-19000 DKK which equals 1/5 of that in American dollars

 

[Wapox]

uhm... this mouse...
Link: http://www.cyborggaming.com/prod/rat9.htm

too awesome!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

A black, 1967 Chevy Impala.

Best car ever.

 

[Mute52]

High speed internet

 

[Verlander]

Money. Or the ability to teleport

 

[larysalove]

A fleet of awesome American muscle race cars to drive down the drag strip at 200+mph.
A pet pikachu (but, not the silly looking picture you see on the internet all the time).
The various 360 marketplaces to all become free.
A private plane with unlimited fuel that I don't have to pay for.

Any of those things would be awesome. I realize I'm more likely to get a pet pikachu then Microsoft to start giving away things for free but... well you never know.

A hoverboard. You've got four more years Mattel. Back to the Future would never lie to me!

Also this.

 

[NotYetForsaken]

One of these:

Spoiler

 

[Adecristo]

Girlfriend.
Skill to draw something really awesome.
Pretty much anything that is really awesome.

 

[Polyg0n]

Beats by Dr.Dre Studio Headphones, they're worth 299 euros, but if I got them I'd never take them off.

Also a scholarship to study abroad in a Japanese University would be awesome. I'm applying for one now, but chances of getting are pretty slim.

 

[Delicious Anathema]

A PS3.
A 3DS
Immortality.

 

[sumanoskae]

A serious romantic relationship.

 

[Flaming Narwhal]

An electric blue Shelby Cobra. It is pure liquid sex and awesome given car form.

A hoverboard. You've got four more years Mattel. Back to the Future would never lie to me!

That too. Marty McFly wouldn't lie. Ever.

 

[Jester00]

a 2010 shelby gt 500 would be great.

Spoiler: uuh yeah