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bodyklok

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MaxTheReaper said:
...This is probably not going to end well.

It's just too close to the other threads that've been made.
I'm not saying anything.

But seriously, we're getting superpower threads with almost alarming frequency today, something inside me says this may not be a coinkydink.
 

NoSlottedToaster

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bodyklok said:
MaxTheReaper said:
...This is probably not going to end well.

It's just too close to the other threads that've been made.
I'm not saying anything.

But seriously, we're getting superpower threads with almost alarming frequency today, something inside me says this may not be a coinkydink.

I would just like to clarify that I had nothing to do with this one
 

DigitalSushi

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bodyklok said:
MaxTheReaper said:
...This is probably not going to end well.

It's just too close to the other threads that've been made.
I'm not saying anything.

But seriously, we're getting superpower threads with almost alarming frequency today, something inside me says this may not be a coinkydink.
wheres the other threads?, get them rustled up and send them to Kuliani to check out the IP's or something.

I don't know what he can look for to be honest, I'm not Horatio.
 

Amnestic

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The ability to lock threads like this. Some already have this awesome super power, but I don't think I could handle the responsibility.
 

Prowers

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To vomit without feeling sick, so you can stay home for the whole school year.
 

bluepilot

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Okay, I have a power, it is not a glamourous power by any strech of the imagination but it is the most powerful one I can think off.

The power to control poo.

I know it sounds junvenille but think about it. Firstly, I could use this power to clean the earths water supply and treat sewage. I could keep everyone`s system regular improving everyone`s health. Lastly, I could have ultimate political control by threatening the digestive system of politicians and world leaders. Imagine how quickly some foreign policy would change if a political leader was stuck with constipation or diarrhoea for days or even weeks. This power could disable whole armies with a sudden attack of violent diarrhoea and bring an end to warfare. Finally, noone would want to kill me because I am helping the enviroment. I would become a great hero, but no-one would want to talk or sit next to me much.
 

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ColdStorage said:
Fat Man Spoon said:
MaxTheReaper said:
But for the record, psychic powers.
Always.
Yes, always.
You'd go mad with that.

It was proven in Round the Twist, a New Zealand funded documentary. hur hur.
It depends. You'd go mad if you couldn't help hearing what people think all the time, but if it was simple mind control/moving stuff with your mind, it would be awesome

Zarthek said:
Manipulation of all things. I'm fairly sure that that is unbeatable.
I think Dr Manhattan did that already...
 

Lord Thodin

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Id want to be able to know everything, and be able to do everything that that knowledge pertains to......that'd be sweet
 

Booze Zombie

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Alex Mercer's super virus powers.

I think being a super-refined virus man isn't such a bad hand to be dealt in life... but trying to figure out what's real? That's the bad part.
 

L4hlborg

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Time control. Might be a tricky one, and might cause a huge shitstorm, but wouldn't it be cool to never be late from anywhere, never get caught for anything you do, because you can stop, slow downor rewind time. The power sounds pretty unlimited to me.
 

Spineyguy

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You must'v posted this within hours of the recent super-powers poll.

But for the record, Telekinesis.

Everything can be done with telekinesis
 

vamp rocks

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uhhh... complete control of time... but also i can mess with time in concentrated areas.... for example stop my body from ageing after a certain point
 

Ben Legend

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The power to force people to use the searc----

No, I will resist.

I choose Flight for Relaxing.
Teleportation for..well, it would be cool.
Although, the power to be extremely lucky could come in handy.
Immortality would be useful too, despite seeing all those you love dying. Oh and possibly surviving the end of the universe, drifting in nothingness.