Your breaking and entering a house but can only take 1 item, your objective is to mess with them to insanity at much as possible. What is the item?
B&E with 1 item
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A strong (but still portable) magnet.
Losing all your PC data will probably make a lot of people very pissy.
Losing all your PC data will probably make a lot of people very pissy.
Do you mean I can only take one item to break in with, or one item from their house?
If the first, I'd take a ladder and forget about breaking in. I'd just walk up and knock on each of their windows so they never know what is going on.
If the latter, I'd take their carpet.
If the first, I'd take a ladder and forget about breaking in. I'd just walk up and knock on each of their windows so they never know what is going on.
If the latter, I'd take their carpet.
I'd take their car keys, it will drive them insane in the morning, especially if they left them in a obvious place like a key bowl.
It would probably cause arguments too, with members of the family accusing each other of having moved them.
Of course, I wouldn't actually steal their car. Having a locked and unmovable car on their driveway will just add to the torment.
It would probably cause arguments too, with members of the family accusing each other of having moved them.
Of course, I wouldn't actually steal their car. Having a locked and unmovable car on their driveway will just add to the torment.
If the people I was robbing were not very tech savy, I'd probably take the SATA cable from inside their computer. I think having the computer tell them there is no hard drive even though the hard drive is still in the computer might drive someone to insanity.
Otherwise I think I would to a switch the house keys with a set that looks exactly like their house keys but obviously won't fit the locks.
Otherwise I think I would to a switch the house keys with a set that looks exactly like their house keys but obviously won't fit the locks.
Obviously the only right way to do a B&E is with the cheese melted right on top of the egg, with the bacon crisped just right on top and pressed between toasted English muffins. . . oh, wait, that's not what we're talking about? I'm terribly sorry.
A copy of the PSX game "Hogs of War".
I say this, because many, many years ago my copy of that game went missing. I searched through my entire house to no avail, and for the next few weeks I would randomly stop whatever I was doing just to search for it again. Eventually, I stopped doing that but approximately every year or so I would turn my entire house inside out yet again just looking for that game. I finally lost all hope of finding it when I moved, and even when the house had been completely emptied it just didn't turn up.
To whoever stole my Hogs of War disc, I would just like to say: FUCK YOU.
I say this, because many, many years ago my copy of that game went missing. I searched through my entire house to no avail, and for the next few weeks I would randomly stop whatever I was doing just to search for it again. Eventually, I stopped doing that but approximately every year or so I would turn my entire house inside out yet again just looking for that game. I finally lost all hope of finding it when I moved, and even when the house had been completely emptied it just didn't turn up.
To whoever stole my Hogs of War disc, I would just like to say: FUCK YOU.
When I broke in, I would make a point to pick every locked door and drawer in the house, as well as crack their safe, just to prove that I could take anything that I wanted.
Then I would choose to take something completely worthless and random, like a single coaster.
Mulling that one over is going to drive them to distraction. (cue grin and evil laugh)
Then I would choose to take something completely worthless and random, like a single coaster.
Mulling that one over is going to drive them to distraction. (cue grin and evil laugh)
