Baby Dolphin killed as tourists yank it out of the ocean to take a selfie

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so for your daily dose of Fuck these people stories. on the beaches of Argentina a dolphin was taken out of the water by some teenage douche bags so they could have a selfish with it. it was kept out of the water for so long that it die from dehydration.

http://www.indiatimes.com/news/world/baby-dolphin-killed-as-tourists-yank-it-out-of-the-ocean-to-take-a-selfie-250870.html

so now a baby dolphin is dead but at least they got their selfie, right? isn't that the most important thing in the Internet age
 

DrownedAmmet

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Hey man, don't blame selfies for how some asshole teenagers use them. I take selfies everyday and only like, three people have died so far
 

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If they ate if afterwards, would that be ok, though?

Like catching a fish, taking a photo, and then eating it.
 

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Blame narcissism. No really. It's narcissistic arseholes who put people and animals in trouble, or in dangerous situations just for some sort of pointless recognition.

ME ME ME ME ME!!! Fucking idiots.
 

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Parasondox said:
Blame narcissism. No really. It's narcissistic arseholes who put people and animals in trouble, or in dangerous just for some sort of pointless recognition.

ME ME ME ME ME!!! Fucking idiots.
all I have to say is be careful what you wish for because now they have a bunch of attention but I doubt it will come with many likes
 

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thaluikhain said:
Like catching a fish, taking a photo, and then eating it.
Not really the same thing. Dolphins are mammals, not fish. Although I wonder if they'll taste OK with chips.
 

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Well, I hope someone fines the people who appeared in the photograph for manhandling and killing a protected species, then carries right on with their day.
 

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Christ...and I get upset when people do things like squash honeybees because they don't want to get stung (hey idiots, don't bother them and they won't bother you) or kill harmless garter snakes because they think they're rattlesnakes. But this...this is on another level entirely, especially given how intelligent and altruistic dolphins are.

Fuck those assholes. Lock every single one of 'em up and throw away the key, I say.
 

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Ok I thought it was bad as in the selfie is just a photo of a single person at the side and the baby dolphin in the center (that what selfies is right) but man the actual photo is ALOT worse!

It turn out there are a dozen assholes are to be blame then the single person I originaly imagine! You're telling me that not one of them has n actual sense of moral when it happened???
 

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I'm against it. I don't care what people say; I firmly think that killing baby dolphins for the sake of selfies is a bad thing to do. And I'll stand by that opinion. I'm brave like that.
 

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RiseOfTheWhiteWolf said:
Wonder how many of the 500 people bound to post angry comments in this thread give a fuck about dolphin safe fishing methods when they buy their tuna.
Probably not. If not for the selfie, this probably wouldn't be news.
 

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Can we blame that stupid Dolphin whisperer samsung ad for this or just idiots being moronic fuckwits? Perhaps the next selfie they can take is one of them with their head held under water for half an hour to learn what happens when you remove an animal from its natural environment.
 

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RiseOfTheWhiteWolf said:
Wonder how many of the 500 people bound to post angry comments in this thread give a fuck about dolphin safe fishing methods when they buy their tuna.
While I see the hypocrisy angle you're going for, there's still a bit of a difference between commercial fishers not giving a toss about whether or not their fishing tactics are dolphin friendly and a bunch of slap-dicks intentionally dragging a baby dolphin onto land so they can take pictures with it.
 

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Also, breaking news, cow killed and eaten by humans because they taste better than potatoes and mushrooms.

As a society, we eat animals, experiment on animals, and if they are lucky they are merely our slaves. Why should anyone care about a dead dolphin. If you genuinely care about animals in general or maybe just some class of animals, I don't, but very well. But don't come and ask me for sympathy when animals are killed and tortured in a slightly unusual and visible way.
 

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One day the universe will undergo heat death and all of this will have been meaningless.

I hereby award myself a trophy for Most Nihilistic Post in this thread. Get on my level, you bleeding-heart hippies. Ladies, form an orderly line, I am but one man.
 

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Pseudonym said:
Also, breaking news, cow killed and eaten by humans because they taste better than potatoes and mushrooms.

As a society, we eat animals, experiment on animals, and if they are lucky they are merely our slaves. Why should anyone care about a dead dolphin. If you genuinely care about animals in general or maybe just some class of animals, I don't, but very well. But don't come and ask me for sympathy when animals are killed and tortured in a slightly unusual and visible way.
I think most people will agree there's a difference between killing an animal to eat it and torturing an animal to death for your amusement.

Besides, who says all people who eat meat are okay with animals being kept and killed in inhumane ways?
 

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RiseOfTheWhiteWolf said:
Wonder how many of the 500 people bound to post angry comments in this thread give a fuck about dolphin safe fishing methods when they buy their tuna.
Well I don't buy John West because they're fishing methods are bullshit, Princes and Tescos are okay apparently, although I wouldn't be too surprised if they were full of shit too.

I saw this story earlier, had a little sad looking at all these c*nts man-handling the poor thing, I couldn't wish for the Dolphin uprising to come any sooner.
 

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Pseudonym said:
Also, breaking news, cow killed and eaten by humans because they taste better than potatoes and mushrooms.

As a society, we eat animals, experiment on animals, and if they are lucky they are merely our slaves. Why should anyone care about a dead dolphin. If you genuinely care about animals in general or maybe just some class of animals, I don't, but very well. But don't come and ask me for sympathy when animals are killed and tortured in a slightly unusual and visible way.
Thing is, cows are stupid; they had the brains bred out of them centuries ago when they were domesticated. Also, when they're slaughtered for meat it's (usually) done in the quickest way possible to minimize suffering. Moreover, I'm a firm believer that even dumb "meat" animals should lead relatively comfy, full lives prior to the slaughterhouse; I refuse to eat dishes like veal and balut on this principle, and I try to buy free range meats whenever possible.

This on the other hand...they took one of the most intelligent wild animals on the planet, a species known for selflessly rescuing grounded whales and drowning humans, and subjected it to a slow, agonizing death purely for getting five seconds of fame (or infamy in this case).

The way I see it, wild animals should be left the hell alone unless you're hunting them for food, treating something that's sick/injured or invasives that are threatening the survival of native species. Even then I have a laundry list of caveats and exceptions to go along with it: no hunting endangered species, no killing dolphins, primates or any other animal of similar human-like mental capacity, don't waste the meat, only hunt animals "in season," make sure you know what you're doing when caring for wild animals, don't try to domesticate them, be sure to turn them loose once fully recovered, etc.

Some may still see this as hypocrisy, and they may very well be right. It makes sense to me, though.
 

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Absolutely disgusting behaviour. Animals should never be tortured or killed for entertainment. That is a base belief I have, no arguments, no convincing me otherwise. If I could punish these people I would, personally and gladly.