Bacon

[Ibanez887]

Bacon makes everything better!

This is true, add bacon to just about anything and it makes it better somehow

 

[Sexy Street]

Pork, it's the meat of kings.
It's made from swine so it sure tastes fine.

Internet has porn? And, without the internet, email wouldn't exist, everyone would have to write things down and send them to each other.

but what about phones?

 

[Sexy Street]

So your brother attacked you over bacon and computers and you didn't emasculate him or beat the shit out of him?

You don't deserve the right to consume the holy bacon.

Well he drove off before I could do anything...

Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one.

Yes? I think he just wanted to fuck with me...
EDIT: ARG DOUBLE POST!

 

[Communist partisan]

Bacon is increadibly tasty and the thing about computers they usally mindf*** me but in a good way they feel more socal in that way

 

[Ironic]

I was arguing with my brother and somehow the topic got off track. I was eating bacon, and like an asshole, my brother attacked me for it. He said that nothing good can come from eating bacon. He than looked at my computer and attacked that saying it ruins lives. He than drove away from my house, as I was confused, reading my emails and eating my breakfast.
So... anything good about bacon/computers?
List em.
Internet does not count/ games do not count.

I have a response to this, that is from the internet.

 

[APPCRASH]

So your brother attacked you over bacon and computers and you didn't emasculate him or beat the shit out of him?

You don't deserve the right to consume the holy bacon.

Well he drove off before I could do anything...

Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one.

Yes? I think he just wanted to fuck with me...
EDIT: ARG DOUBLE POST!

I'm just going to assume you will be waiting by the front door until he returns with some sort of pipe-like object. I better hear a full report of your victory by tomorrow morning.

 

[Sexy Street]

I was arguing with my brother and somehow the topic got off track. I was eating bacon, and like an asshole, my brother attacked me for it. He said that nothing good can come from eating bacon. He than looked at my computer and attacked that saying it ruins lives. He than drove away from my house, as I was confused, reading my emails and eating my breakfast.
So... anything good about bacon/computers?
List em.
Internet does not count/ games do not count.

I have a response to this, that is from the internet.

I agree.

 

[Neonbob]

Bacon is meat candy.
There is really no other way to put it.
I pity your brother now.

And I love my computer too. It brings me here!

 

[gsf1200]

Pork and Porn. Two good things. Your brother is stupid and gay.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Bacon is tastaaaaay!

And teh computorz r teh funz.

 

[Sexy Street]

So your brother attacked you over bacon and computers and you didn't emasculate him or beat the shit out of him?

You don't deserve the right to consume the holy bacon.

Well he drove off before I could do anything...

Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one.

Yes? I think he just wanted to fuck with me...
EDIT: ARG DOUBLE POST!

I'm just going to assume you will be waiting by the front door until he returns with some sort of pipe-like object. I better hear a full report of your victory by tomorrow morning.

He lives in New York... I'll see ya tomorrow I have to kill a douche-bag.

 

[Jaranja]

Pork, it's the meat of kings.
It's made from swine so it sure tastes fine.

Internet has porn? And, without the internet, email wouldn't exist, everyone would have to write things down and send them to each other.

but what about phones?

Try sending a CV through a phone.

 

[Sexy Street]

Pork, it's the meat of kings.
It's made from swine so it sure tastes fine.

Internet has porn? And, without the internet, email wouldn't exist, everyone would have to write things down and send them to each other.

but what about phones?

Try sending a CV through a phone.

... right...

 

[Jaranja]

I was arguing with my brother and somehow the topic got off track. I was eating bacon, and like an asshole, my brother attacked me for it. He said that nothing good can come from eating bacon. He than looked at my computer and attacked that saying it ruins lives. He than drove away from my house, as I was confused, reading my emails and eating my breakfast.
So... anything good about bacon/computers?
List em.
Internet does not count/ games do not count.

I have a response to this, that is from the internet.

I agree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhaTJXFz1XM&channel=rurikar

 

[Murlin]

Bacon's nice but chicken's better, a computer's nice to but...ah no...there is nothing better...(and don't give me the console thing, cuz you'll be talking only to your keyboard by posting that, I don't care if PC gaming has major setbacks, I love PC for more reasons then just games!)

 

[RoseBridge]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

because its delicious seriously... anyway I respect your stand on vegetarianism its a tough thing to do.

 

[Jaranja]

Pork, it's the meat of kings.
It's made from swine so it sure tastes fine.

Internet has porn? And, without the internet, email wouldn't exist, everyone would have to write things down and send them to each other.

but what about phones?

Try sending a CV through a phone.

... right...

What kinda response is that? ^^

 

[Shruikine]

Why not have a computer made of bacon?! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Bacon....

 

[Snotnarok]

Bacon has become new products? Bacon soap, bacon styled sneakers, bacon gum, bacon rubberbands. And no, I'm not kidding.

 

[Sexy Street]

Pork, it's the meat of kings.
It's made from swine so it sure tastes fine.

Internet has porn? And, without the internet, email wouldn't exist, everyone would have to write things down and send them to each other.

but what about phones?

Try sending a CV through a phone.

... right...

What kinda response is that? ^^

I just had no Idea what you said so that is what popped into my mind...