Bacon

[EeveeElectro]

I think your brother has gone doo lally tap

Bacon and other red meats are recommended in any diet, but not excessively.
Internet and computers make everything so much better. Writing essays for one.

<3 my thesaurus.

 

[DoctorWhat]

My minions of Bacon will hunt down and destroy your brother. You no longer need to worry about him.

The moment I saw this thread, I knew you would come here.

Well.... you know, Bacon-senses tingle... I respond... Same old, same old.

It's happened before:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.151149?page=2#3569926

 

[similar.squirrel]

Well.. This deification of bacon is kind of responsible for swine flu.
Can't see anything wrong with computers, though.

 

[rokkolpo]

Welcome to the Escapist! Feel free to post shit like this that makes absolutely no sense in the most aggravating manner!

that would make a great motto for youtube.

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

As a firm believer in Baconolgy I must command you to kill your brother for he is a heretic. Those who do not like Bacon will be smothered by it.

 

[Tartarga]

Your brother sounds like an unbelievable douche. Bacon and computers are the best things mankind has ever done.

 

[theownerer]

Need moar bacon.

 

[The Hairminator]

Bacon contains quite alot of fat, thereof the good taste. However, if you don't eat too much and excersize properly you shouldn't get any sideffects.

The computer however, is a another story. I advice you get as far away from it as you possibly can, as it creates stress and ruin lives. Hm.. I wounder why that bad feeling in my chest won't go away..

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

Can I ask you a question then, good.
Is a Vegan the same thing as a Vegetarian? I just want to make sure I'm getting it right.

On Topic: Good things about computers and Bacon huh? Let's see here...

Computers lets you make threads involving Bacon.
Bacon can be used to be used in thread on computer.

Will that do?

 

[Gmano]

Bacon: part of a healthy, hardy breakfast

Computers: Used for all sorts of things, notably scienfic advances, doing homework/work, communicating, calculations, watching movies, writing thing (i.e. poems, books, etc)

 

[Soxafloppin]

Some say bacon is the the meat of the gods.

Computers are allright too.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Bacon is delicious, and can be good for you when consumed sparingly (but pretty much everything is good in proper moderation - Like Forums! -), and computers are an indispensable advance in technology rivaling Geometry and the Telegraph.

 

[Neonbob]

I could do that...for the right price.

And I'll stop trying.
I'll just do it tomorrow. ^_^

how does: a bacon sandwich with bacon fat dripping off it and ketchup lashed over it sound???!!! 0. /


i'll throw in my seceret recipe burgers if you kill jeff's dog, it keeps barking O_O

It sounds like my arteries clogging up preemptively.
In other words, PERFECT.
I'll get to work in the morning.

 

[Ciarang]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

Can I ask you a question then, good.
Is a Vegan the same thing as a Vegetarian? I just want to make sure I'm getting it right.?

No, vegetarians don't eat animals, but eat animal products ( milk, cheese ect.. )

But vegans don't eat any animals or animal products.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

Can I ask you a question then, good.
Is a Vegan the same thing as a Vegetarian? I just want to make sure I'm getting it right.?

No, vegetarians don't eat animals, but eat animal products ( milk, cheese ect.. )

But vegans don't eat any animals or animal products.

Which are you? I'm guessing Vegetarian. What do you think of the kind you aren't? Has anyone ever thrown meat at you?

 

[GrinningManiac]

Your brother is a moron, and cannot choose what others should do with their lives

E.G. This is why I don't agree with banning smoking, but agree with banning it in public (I don't want it, but he wants it, let's compromise)

 

[Undercover]

Since I don't eat meat I don't see why bacon is so popular...

-snip-

I should've probably said "I don't understand why it's so popular" or something.

And I don't really think much of it, I mean, I was brought up not to eat meat and questioned it a bit, just to find that I was fine with it.

Y'know, I really have to hand it to you, I looked at my post again and thought "Oh great, I sound like I'm trying to pick a fight" even though that's absolutely NOT what I was trying to do. I'm not a troll by any stretch of the imagination...

You could have jumped down my throat and said all kinds of nasty things but you didn't, you reaffirmed your beliefs and explained your reasons, and for that I salute you!

Does this mean there's hope for Herbivores and Omnivores to live together in harmony after all? Should we dare to dream?

BTW, I love vegetarian cooking, just not the politics knowwhatImean?

 

[Undercover]

The computer however, is a another story. I advice you get as far away from it as you possibly can, as it creates stress and ruin lives. Hm.. I wounder why that bad feeling in my chest won't go away..

Waitaminute, does that mean that whenever I get the sensation of a thousand tiny knives of fire digging into my chest whenever Windows fucks up, it isn't NORMAL?!?

Damn you Bill Gates!