Bacon.

[NotAPie]

I used to crumble up bits of bacon and put it in scrambled eggs...was pretty damn good

I STILL fucking do that.
MmmmMMMmm, it's 3 in the morning and now I'm hungry.

 

[AzureRaven]

Ah...curse you all, I'm craving Bacon and there's none around.
But in all seriousness, there's very little that it can't improve, it's just THAT damn good. Best mix for me is probably bacon in salads. Just makes it so delicious.

 

[Spambot 3000]

Bacon could not make mustard better.
Mustard kills everything.
I rould rather eat vomit than mustard.
MUSTARD
IS
DEVIL

 

[No_Remainders]

All right, show of hands.

Who here (besides myself) thinks that bacon can make EVERYTHING better? Seriously, the stuff goes good in ICE CREAM. (Thank you Denny's).

And if you don't think it makes everything better, what food item can it not improve?

as far as i know the only food stuff bacon cannot make better is in fact bacon itself.

But, if you think about it...

You could have bacon...

Or you could have bacon WITH BACON.

I think that'd make bacon better.

 

[Appleshampoo]

As a Pecitarian, I must disagree. Fish makes everything better. It also alters your body chem, but I digress.

You're a bird librarian?

See what I did there? With the pec-itarian...like peck like a bird, and itarian like a libra...You know what, never mind. I'll let myself out.

 

[BabyRaptor]

Why is everyone obsessed with bacon? I don't get it.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Great dessert.

Applewood bacon crumbled into vanilla ice cream with REAL maple syrup. A real dessert that was served at the Denny's restaurant here in Northern California.

And yes, fruit pie could probably be improved with the right bacon.

My ONLY issue with Bacon...there's never enough.

 

[Who Dares Wins]

I've never ate bacon and never plan on eating bacon and I regret NOTHING. I prefer lamb meat over any else.

 

[Gralian]

I don't think i'll ever understand America's fascination with bacon.

It's alright, but the fatty strips really gross me out. I have to pick or cut any of it off before i can even think about ingesting it.

 

[Innegativeion]

Bacon makes almost anything better, yes. But I must say, honestly, when I saw "bacon ice cream" advertised at Denny's I threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

It's so good that's why you should always care Tactical Bacon

Real product if you can believe it

As a man, this product makes me happy.
There's even a picture of an M4 on the can!

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I don't think it could improve a fruit pie.

You never know until you try.

I believe we have a precedent on meats improving fruit desserts:


Besides, Pork and apple is gorgeous.