Bad at Porn?

[Bloodtrozorx]

while some guy beats up her vagina with his penis.

Funniest thing I've seen all day. Thank you.

I don't really find myself watching porn that often but I think you need to lower any expectations for porn. Its really just 1 of several movies the girl/guy is going to make this week and I doubt they could get excited for every single one.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I find most pornographic movies/shows/whatever are rather poor cause they try to hard. We know whats going on here, its why we picked it up. We dont need plot to watch two people screw.

though I have to say, that backdoor slut sluts 9 was a terrible porn, and looked WAY too much like LotR.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Often.

It's more like news if a woman is exceptionally good at it. It's still acting and you need to get something through to viewer to make a lot better impact. And with that, I don't mean any of the makeshift plots, but movement, emotions, gestures, presence, noise, and so on.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I guess that is so called "professionalism" in porn. I agree, utterly boring. Your alternatives are amateur porn and your imagination. Or you can try Lingerie from Cinemax. A softcore show that is a lot more stimulating than generic industry porn.

 

[Jonluw]

Yeah, lots of it.
There's one particular clip that comes to mind though. Some woman whose name and appearance escape me.
She set to moaning instantly upon penetration, and she kept going annoyingly monotonously throughout the entire act.

I'm a rather audially oriented person, and I can't really enjoy porn unless it seems like the actors actress is genuinely enjoying herself; so when the moaning is that shitty, the porn is basically useless.

 

[Zen Toombs]

I guess that is so called "professionalism" in porn.

This one is amused by your use of professionallism.

OT: Erm, I guess. But if'n I'm watching porn and it's really bad, it would seem logical to stop watching it (at least for it's intended masterbatory use). But maybe that's just me. I am quite mad, you know.

 

[Smooth Operator]

How does the saying go again... "90% of everything is crap"
Well it is no different in porn, not everyone is good at what they do be it porn or any other profession.

 

[OldNewNewOld]

Almost every women is bad in straight porn movies.
The faking is soooooooo obvious that it hurts. Men more or less because they are not really the focus. Most men could be changed with a blow up doll and not much would change.

In gay porn, the passive one is just a bit better at faking than women. The active one is much better than the one in straight porn.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

As has been stated already, amateur porn!

I would like to stick up for the adult entertainment industry though, there's far less shady goings on than many of these supposed documentaries make out... yes, I know people who are in the business. The thing is with a lot of these moral crusade pseudo-documentaries is that they are pushing an agenda, whether it's an attack on supposed morality from a religious standpoint (think of the children!) or just for plain ol' ratings (yes, they're all abused drug addicts!). That said, there are some sad tales but this can be applied to many different professions and social statuses.

Agreed, and It's not all gloom and doom for some of them. Katie Morgan retired from it, she doesn't seem traumatized.

That said, some of the stories are down right heart breaking, like Julie Ellis.

 

[putowtin]

*Breaking News*
Porn Actress Looked Bored...

In other news Grizzly adams had a beard!

Seriously I've never seen a porn actress that didn't look bored, then again faking orgasams for a living can hardly be interesting!

 

[deadish]

Well, maybe, just maybe, if they could actually act they wouldn't be in porn.

/shrug

 

[Loop Stricken]

See, this is why I only ... hm, was about to say 'use', then. That sounds filthy.

Anyway, amateur videos, yes. Much better. As long as they have sound and a decent framerate anyway.

 

[SckizoBoy]

This is why the porn I indulge in... when I do... >_> ... always involves machinery of some sort... and perhaps high voltage...

 

[Westaway]

Yes... any Japanese porn... the actresses are just terrible at it... they can't do a Damn thing... all they do ie lay there getting pounded while very poorly fake orgasming... which is par for the course but they're just so unconvincing... half the time it sounds like the girls are softly crying to themselves like they're getting raped than anything else... or other times they just do it so lazily... the worst offender I've seen was this one girl who had this utterly uninterested look on her face while making a sound like she was about to sneeze and constantly looking at the camera with eyes that said, "where's my pay check?"

Terrible...

Yeah man, this. Every time. I don't understand why. Why does it sound like they're crying? WHY?

 

[HollaAtchABoi]

The worst porn I ever saw inspired my latest work:

There once was a girl from Nantucket

Who took a dump in a bucket

Her friend began to eat

Their lips they did meet

And then they began to upchuck it

-Holla