Bad Celebrity Voices in MW2

[OnTheRocks]

So we've seen that 50 Cent is going to be doing voice acting for MW2's multiplayer, which begs the question: so what?

But wait! Though the idea of having 50 Cent as a voice actor isn't impressive, I'd like to ask...

WHAT CELEBRITY VOICE ACTORS WOULD BE MOST INAPPROPRIATE FOR MODERN WARFARE 2?

Here's my top choice:
Bob Dylan.

You think his lyrics are hard to understand now? Try hearing them over a crackling head mic with gunfire in the background.

Second choice:
Jeff Goldblum.

"Ah, harrr. Ha, uh, there's an, er... (snaps fingers and points) Ah, a whadayacallit. Insurgent, that's right, insurgent, over yonder there, by the, ah... minaret. Yes, minaret. Sooooooo, maybe we should think about, ah, strolling over there an throwing a grenade, yes?"

 

[The Austin]

John Madden.

"Er....... So-errr, so-errr, so-errrr... You see theres a guy, who does the thing, errrrrrr, that the United states says is-Uhhhh... Bad... Ya see, the goal-errr, the goal-errr,the goal of these terrorists is, errrr, to, errrrr, ummm.. kill us."

 

[Aqualung]

Sarah Palin.

"I think, that if we can all work together, and do our super best, then all the Middle-Easterners will be cool." *Distant smile*

 

[OnTheRocks]

John Madden.

"Er....... So-errr, so-errr, so-errrr... You see theres a guy, who does the thing, errrrrrr, that the United states says is-Uhhhh... Bad... Ya see, the goal-errr, the goal-errr,the goal of these terrorists is, errrr, to, errrrr, ummm.. kill us."

That one's pretty damn good. Pretty much any sports announcer would be a terrible choice... Howard Cosell or Marv Albert wouldn't be much better... but damn if Marv Albert could bite the hell out of some terrorists.

 

[The Austin]

John Madden.

"Er....... So-errr, so-errr, so-errrr... You see theres a guy, who does the thing, errrrrrr, that the United states says is-Uhhhh... Bad... Ya see, the goal-errr, the goal-errr,the goal of these terrorists is, errrr, to, errrrr, ummm.. kill us."

That one's pretty damn good. Pretty much any sports announcer would be a terrible choice... Howard Cosell or Marv Albert wouldn't be much better... but damn if Marv Albert could bite the hell out of some terrorists.

Ya know, howard stern would be pretty bad too.

*Says to a terrorist*
"Now lets see some tittys."

 

[OnTheRocks]

Sarah Palin.

"I think, that if we can all work together, and do our super best, then all the Middle-Easterners will be cool." *Distant smile*

"Well gosh! It's just like shootin' endangered wolves from helicopters!"

 

[iggyus]

George Bush

"These terrorists greatly misunderestimate my nucular weapons"

 

[scnj]

Whoopie Goldberg.

 

[SniperWolf427]

Will Smith

"Aww hell naw! You did not just shoot me!"

Oh, and Will Ferrell. I don't even need to describe what that'd be like.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

How dare you insult the sexy and talented Jeff Goldblum!

You want something really bad? Try Dane Cook. I guaruntee that the soldier that Dane Cook voiced (hypothetically) would be the highest priority target on the field.

Or how about Kathy Griffin? Flavor Flav? The latter would especially suck.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Samuel L Jackson

"You see that! You just got capped in the head! MUTHA F%CKA!"

Scratch that, he would be perfect.

 

[newguy77]

PeeWee Herman.

 

[Pielikey]

Johnny Bravo would be quite funny, as would spongebob, and pretty much all cartoon characters would be funny in it.

 

[OnTheRocks]

How dare you insult the sexy and talented Jeff Goldblum!

You want something really bad? Try Dane Cook. I guaruntee that the soldier that Dane Cook voiced (hypothetically) would be the highest priority target on the field.

Or how about Kathy Griffin? Flavor Flav? The latter would especially suck.

Insult Jeff Goldblum? Me?

Noooo...

Though he was superb in The Fly.

Kathy Griffin definitely makes the short list.

 

[Irridium]

Gilbert Godfrey
Just imagine him saying standerd commands and such.

Samuel L Jackson

"You see that! You just got capped in the head! MUTHA F%CKA!"

Scratch that, he would be perfect.

If they replaced 50 cent with Samuel L Jackson, I would be soooo happy.

 

[Instant K4rma]

So we've seen that 50 Cent is going to be doing voice acting for MW2's multiplayer, which begs the question: so what?

But wait! Though the idea of having 50 Cent as a voice actor isn't impressive, I'd like to ask...

WHAT CELEBRITY VOICE ACTORS WOULD BE MOST INAPPROPRIATE FOR MODERN WARFARE 2?

Here's my top choice:
Bob Dylan.

You think his lyrics are hard to understand now? Try hearing them over a crackling head mic with gunfire in the background.

Second choice:
Jeff Goldblum.

"Ah, harrr. Ha, uh, there's an, er... (snaps fingers and points) Ah, a whadayacallit. Insurgent, that's right, insurgent, over yonder there, by the, ah... minaret. Yes, minaret. Sooooooo, maybe we should think about, ah, strolling over there an throwing a grenade, yes?"

Watch what your sayin. Im a huge Bob Dylan fan, so thats a shot at me right off.

OT: Whoever did the awful voice acting for the main character(or any character, for that matter) in Two Worlds.

 

[SeksEin]

Christopher Walken... Well to be honest that might be a reason to buy the game.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Gilbert Godfrey
Just imagine him saying standerd commands and such.

Samuel L Jackson

"You see that! You just got capped in the head! MUTHA F%CKA!"

Scratch that, he would be perfect.

If they replaced 50 cent with Samuel L Jackson, I would be soooo happy.

I'm sold on anything with with Samuel L Jackson in it. Gilbert Godfrey would annoy the piss outta me.

What about Henry Kissinger or Ben Stein? Their voices are so monotone.

 

[Captain Awesome]

Stephen Hawking.