Bad Celebrity Voices in MW2

[OnTheRocks]

So we've seen that 50 Cent is going to be doing voice acting for MW2's multiplayer, which begs the question: so what?

But wait! Though the idea of having 50 Cent as a voice actor isn't impressive, I'd like to ask...

WHAT CELEBRITY VOICE ACTORS WOULD BE MOST INAPPROPRIATE FOR MODERN WARFARE 2?

Here's my top choice:
Bob Dylan.

You think his lyrics are hard to understand now? Try hearing them over a crackling head mic with gunfire in the background.

Second choice:
Jeff Goldblum.

"Ah, harrr. Ha, uh, there's an, er... (snaps fingers and points) Ah, a whadayacallit. Insurgent, that's right, insurgent, over yonder there, by the, ah... minaret. Yes, minaret. Sooooooo, maybe we should think about, ah, strolling over there an throwing a grenade, yes?"

Watch what your sayin. Im a huge Bob Dylan fan, so thats a shot at me right off.

OT: Whoever did the awful voice acting for the main character(or any character, for that matter) in Two Worlds.

Watch what you're sayin, I'm a huge Two Worlds fan, so that's a shot right back.

Just kidding. I've never played Two Worlds and love Bob Dylan. In fact, this post made me want to listen to Subterranean Homesick Blues enough that it's playing right now. Having said that, his singing voice is ripe for parody... but that's why I like him. He isn't good looking and he doesn't even have that great a voice, meaning that everything he's gotten he earned through smart lyrics, good instrumental skills and excellent songwriting.

 

[OnTheRocks]

Gilbert Godfrey
Just imagine him saying standerd commands and such.

Samuel L Jackson

"You see that! You just got capped in the head! MUTHA F%CKA!"

Scratch that, he would be perfect.

If they replaced 50 cent with Samuel L Jackson, I would be soooo happy.

I'm sold on anything with with Samuel L Jackson in it. Gilbert Godfrey would annoy the piss outta me.

What about Henry Kissinger or Ben Stein? Their voices are so monotone.

Kissinger would actually make sense, and make a kick-ass mission briefing character for a game set in the '60s.

That is if they ever make Medal of Honor: Bay of Pigs.

 

[Instant K4rma]

So we've seen that 50 Cent is going to be doing voice acting for MW2's multiplayer, which begs the question: so what?

But wait! Though the idea of having 50 Cent as a voice actor isn't impressive, I'd like to ask...

WHAT CELEBRITY VOICE ACTORS WOULD BE MOST INAPPROPRIATE FOR MODERN WARFARE 2?

Here's my top choice:
Bob Dylan.

You think his lyrics are hard to understand now? Try hearing them over a crackling head mic with gunfire in the background.

Second choice:
Jeff Goldblum.

"Ah, harrr. Ha, uh, there's an, er... (snaps fingers and points) Ah, a whadayacallit. Insurgent, that's right, insurgent, over yonder there, by the, ah... minaret. Yes, minaret. Sooooooo, maybe we should think about, ah, strolling over there an throwing a grenade, yes?"

Watch what your sayin. Im a huge Bob Dylan fan, so thats a shot at me right off.

OT: Whoever did the awful voice acting for the main character(or any character, for that matter) in Two Worlds.

Watch what you're sayin, I'm a huge Two Worlds fan, so that's a shot right back.

Just kidding. I've never played Two Worlds and love Bob Dylan. In fact, this post made me want to listen to Subterranean Homesick Blues enough that it's playing right now. Having said that, his singing voice is ripe for parody... but that's why I like him. He isn't good looking and he doesn't even have that great a voice, meaning that everything he's gotten he earned through smart lyrics, good instrumental skills and excellent songwriting.

You, sir, have made my day. Ive never seen such an odd yet stellar compliment of Bob Dylan.

 

[OnTheRocks]

So we've seen that 50 Cent is going to be doing voice acting for MW2's multiplayer, which begs the question: so what?

But wait! Though the idea of having 50 Cent as a voice actor isn't impressive, I'd like to ask...

WHAT CELEBRITY VOICE ACTORS WOULD BE MOST INAPPROPRIATE FOR MODERN WARFARE 2?

Here's my top choice:
Bob Dylan.

You think his lyrics are hard to understand now? Try hearing them over a crackling head mic with gunfire in the background.

Second choice:
Jeff Goldblum.

"Ah, harrr. Ha, uh, there's an, er... (snaps fingers and points) Ah, a whadayacallit. Insurgent, that's right, insurgent, over yonder there, by the, ah... minaret. Yes, minaret. Sooooooo, maybe we should think about, ah, strolling over there an throwing a grenade, yes?"

Watch what your sayin. Im a huge Bob Dylan fan, so thats a shot at me right off.

OT: Whoever did the awful voice acting for the main character(or any character, for that matter) in Two Worlds.

Watch what you're sayin, I'm a huge Two Worlds fan, so that's a shot right back.

Just kidding. I've never played Two Worlds and love Bob Dylan. In fact, this post made me want to listen to Subterranean Homesick Blues enough that it's playing right now. Having said that, his singing voice is ripe for parody... but that's why I like him. He isn't good looking and he doesn't even have that great a voice, meaning that everything he's gotten he earned through smart lyrics, good instrumental skills and excellent songwriting.

You, sir, have made my day. Ive never seen such an odd yet stellar compliment of Bob Dylan.

Last off-topic Bob Dylan mention, moderator gods! Promise!

Another thing, he never does press. I mean, in a world of vapid pop stars jostling for a spot on The Tonight Show, Dylan thrives despite the fact that he's done something around three interviews in the past thirty years. Who does that and succeeds? No advertising? No promotion? The guy is one of a kind.

 

[adledog]

sean paul

this would be the part where i make fun of him but honestly i have no idea how to type that impossible accent.

 

[quack35]

I want to hear Bill Cosby.

"You got the victory with the bullets, and the blood, and the explosives, and the *deminishes into jibberish*"

I actually cracked up at that.

Good one.

 

[Loafers]

Ron Pearlman, or Capt. Picard. Maybe Stephen Fry.

Ron Perlman would only work if he said "War, war never changes." at the beginning and end of every match.

 

[lee1287]

robert de niro

no, that'd be good

yahtzee?

 

[Aesir23]

Robin Williams? No scratch that, I'd love it if Robin Williams did the voice for one of the soldiers. XD

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

any of the sims voices from sims 3... on low pitch or high. does that count?

Edit: oh wait, they're not really celebs...

Chris Tarant (I think? The one who does Who Wants To Be A Millionaire)
'Well, you've already got 27 bullets in you, but I'd just love to change that and award you a whole clip into your chest... but only if you get the wrong answer'

The question would be multiple choice with 32 choices, with only 1 correct.

 

[The_Deleted]

Bobcat Goldthwait.

 

[TheLastCylon]

Fred.

 

[OnTheRocks]

I got a good new one:

Julia Child.

And Fred Rogers (Mr. Rogers).

 

[DoW Lowen]

Keanu Reeves: "I know Kung-Fu"
Fred Phelps: "This gun from God is to smite all of them fags, dykes, fag and dyke enablers. And let them know from the book of Matthew that all of them ****** enablers will be smited!"

 

[JohanGasMask]

Arnold Schwarzenegger "How dare you use Martydom! I EAT YOU I EAT ALL OF YOU MARTYNOOBS!!!!!"

 

[IamQ]

Chris Tucker.

"Listen up now y'all! We goin' an' kick these guys asses!"

He'd also complain that we're killing his "brothers" when we're fighting in the middle east.