Bad Fan Fiction

[Fanta Grape]

Could someone recommend me some really bad fan fiction?

And yes, I've read My Immortal. I LOVE My Immortal. It's pure genius.

But I don't want anything that's intentionally bad or troll-ish.

Something made out of pure naivety and stupidity

Hit me.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Well, there's some good de-commissioned SCPs that were removed because of blatant author self-inserts. Which I guess is similar.

 

[IBlackKiteI]

I dunno, probably 99% of all fan-fics written?

The best ones are the intentionally stupid ones.

 

[RatRace123]

Every fanfiction hurr hurr!
But seriously, that's not that far from the truth finding bad fanfiction is spades easier than finding good ones.

I'd try Twilight fanfiction, some of those are just plain terrible but most are hilarious in their awefulness.

 

[IBlackKiteI]

I dunno, probably 99% of all fan-fics written?

The best ones are the intentionally stupid ones.

I don't believe there is 1% good fan-fic... can you prove that any exist? Besides being so bad it's, good that is

: P

What like actual good ones?

They're very hard to come by, but the other day I was reading bits and pieces of a fairly old Halo one called 'The Enemy of my Enemy', so theres an example.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I dunno, probably 99% of all fan-fics written?

The best ones are the intentionally stupid ones.

I don't believe there is 1% good fan-fic... can you prove that any exist? Besides being so bad it's, good that is

: P

Here you go! [http://masseffectfanfic.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fanfic&action=display&thread=10]

And there's one pretty decent Star Wars vs Star Trek one somewhere...

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Here is an example of So-bad-it's-good fan fiction:

Spoiler

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I can help you! Back in high school I was a subscriber to Fanfiction.net and they have yet to delete my stories. Here ya go!

http://www.fanfiction.net/~cthulhu2588

Ah, Ctuhlhu-2588...back when I had delusions of grandeur. I am no Cthulhu: I know this now. I am a Shoggoth. Let's see, what have I even got on here...?

The Miami Vice one is actually a Judge Judy spoof. There was no Judge Judy slot which is weird...There is great potential with that.

Damn...this stuff was written back in 2003...well, take you pick I guess. Coviebabies was my favorite. I still really like the idea of Star Wars: Combat Evolved as well. Abe's Tale was easy as hell to write.

Anyway, this is stuff I've written in High School. I was not an A+ student by any means.

 

[QuadFish]

Have you heard about the Draco Malfoy/India Jones sodomy fanfic? I swear by my own Escapist account I am not lying; it exists.

 

[Anarchemitis]

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[Kapol]

I'm not sure what it's called, but I remember during Desert Bus, the LRR crew read an absolutely awful twilight fanfic. It was so funny watching Matt play Bella...

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Okay, uh.
I love bad fanfiction. Like, a lot. And I have found one that was so horrible it kind of just sickened me.
Probably because it was genuine.

I'm not going to link it. I will tell you the name, though.
Rectified Anonymity. Also known as The Pokemon Story.

Don't read it. Like, seriously. Don't.

With that out of the way, Christian Humber Reloaded [http://christianhumberreloaded.thecomicseries.com/originalstory1/] is pretty much the greatest fanfic ever and you should read it right now.
Also, Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light_and_Dark_The_Adventures_of_Dark_Yagami] (probably trollfic, though).

 

[Fanta Grape]

Thank you everyone for all your recommendations! I look forward to my aneurisms.

 

[IBlackKiteI]

Here is an example of So-bad-it's-good fan fiction:

Spoiler

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

I once saw someone write a massive, and I do mean massive, paragraph on this stories 'hidden meanings'.

Anyways, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R0ZZF4O0K4

 

[Arashiofordo3]

You could look for 'The Wolf Blood Lineage', that is a truly terrible fan fiction, the author thinks its so good but its so god awful...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5732917/1/The_Wolf_Blood_Lineage

 

[Scarim Coral]

I suggest checking this website call Quizilla and click on the story section. Mind you, last time I was on it was years ago and it looks very different today (so I can't really say if those stories are still bad). Sigh I used to remember when Quizilla used to be a QUIZ only website until some idiots posted fan friction in a quiz website.

 

[Reaper69lol]

"ahem, one day Mario woke up" I pity you if you heard it...