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Starbird

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Nouw said:
A faithful Max Payne film. You have a revenge-noir story, go for it damn it!
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Legion said:
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Ninja'd! Adding to what this guy said, one of the screenwriters said the following in an interview. It's not a trailer but still exciting nonetheless.[sub]For a fanboy like me anyway >_>.[/sub]

Nerdist: What are you working on now?
ZS: We are working on many things. We are working on a show for the SyFy channel called The Magicians. We're waiting to find out whether it's going to go to pilot or not. We are working on the reboot of Starship Troopers for Sony. It's not a continuation of the Verhoeven films. It's actually going back to the Robert Heinlein novel and to being much more a straight ahead, World War II movie in space. We like to say, "it's From Here to Eternity in power armor."

Nerdist: Inside me is a guy screaming "ROUGHNECKS!"
ZS: Exactly. It?s all about getting Johnny Rico in the power armor.

Nerdist: As a fan of the book, Verhoeven's movies were great, but there's still a completely different movie to be made.
ZS: That's the movie we're making. I love the Verhoeven movie too. But the Verhoeven movie's essentially a satire of the book and of the first Gulf War and the kind of media culture around it. What we're doing is not an exact adaptation of the book, because there would be about 2 minutes of action and 115 minutes of philosophical lectures if it was exactly that. It's a little bit like the Peter Jackson version of Lord of the Rings. The book you remember in your mind is there, but the action is kind of blown up. We still try and have a lot of the same philosophical points, but hopefully illustrate them through doing rather than lecturing.

Nerdist: Will the science in that be accurate?
ZS: As accurate as we can make it. Let's just say the bugs will have spaceships. The bugs will be Heinlein's bugs and not shooting asteroids across the galaxy from plasma out of their butts.
This is shaping up to be the Starship Troopers film I've always wanted to see. The granddaddy of mechs and space marines finally gets its own film.
This does sound good, although it made me realize how much I'd love a faithful Ender's Game movie.
 

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Taken. right? RIGHT??

I have to say Transformers. First 2 was terrible (haven't seen 3rd movie) and at least 2 new movies are coming out.

Might as well just hope that it'll be good.
I saw a Poster the other day that had me slightly Worried. "Taken 2" I love the first movie but believe one of its key points was they didn't try to wring to much out of it. It was all very neat and compact and Liam Neeson, well I mean total awesomeness as always but the notion of a sequel makes me very uneasy.
I know worrying about a potential sequel is kind of directly opposed to the nature of this thread but I have to know am I the only one concerned?

Don't misread me if our small independent cinema gets it I'm there and if it doesn't I will definitely be getting the DVD but I have to really wonder if this film really should have a sequel
 

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What about Power Rangers? They could try to do a gritty reboot, where they are in magic power armour fighting against an alien threat. Basically it would be Halo, but with well-meaning teenagers instead of genetically modified super-soldiers. It would still be terrible, but it would scratch my nostalgic itch...

My sister suggested Watchmen, but instead of being redone as movie, it should be redone as a series of hour long tv episodes, with a massive HBO budget. That way it would better capture the episodic feel of the comic, as well as being allowed to take it's time and explore the full depth of the story and characters, something which the Zack Snyder version definitely did not do (though the Dr. Manhattan sequence was still pretty cool).
 

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Starbird said:
2) The Punisher.
This would have to be a remake of a sequel. The oringinal Punisher was awful, missed the character by a mile and was horribly tame aside from one totally unneeded squick scene where an innocent character is horribly tortured.
Are you refering to the Thomas Jane punisher here or the Dolph lungren Punisher?

Starbird said:
4) Constantine/Hellblazer.
Oh boy, don't get me started on this one. The original film was okay, as a standalone movie. Not good, not bad, some cool scenes but generally meh. It wasn't a Hellblazer movie at all however, which is what bugged me to no end. And...casting Keanu as John? What the hell man?
I agree after reading some of the books and comics Constantine could be done much better.

OT: alot of the video game movies that boll did, just not with him attached at all.
 

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I haven't read the book but ive been told that there is much more of an emphasis on the recruitment and boot camp process ala Full Metal Jacket rather than the war against the arachnids.

I know there is also speculation that the reboot of the story will be considerably less violent than its predecessor.
You were informed well. The book did have a much stronger emphasis on the interpersonal interaction with the characters, using them as avatars to analyze a host of socio-political ideals. Most of the book centers around Rico's recruitment and advancement within the military, with many of the key events told via flashback.

In fact, there was only one significant "battle" scene in the entire novel. But it was quite imaginative.

Nouw said:
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Now THAT'S what I wanted to hear.

It's exactly (on paper) what I wanted to see in a film adaptation of the novel. Retention of the philosophical themes but with much stronger emphasis on the action, keying on the conflict with the Bugs.

With nothing more than a snippet from an interview, you've managed to make my day. Thanks.

Mind tossin' a link to that interview my way?
 

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My sister suggested Watchmen, but instead of being redone as movie, it should be redone as a series of hour long tv episodes, with a massive HBO budget. That way it would better capture the episodic feel of the comic, as well as being allowed to take it's time and explore the full depth of the story and characters, something which the Zack Snyder version definitely did not do (though the Dr. Manhattan sequence was still pretty cool).
Oh God, yes, that would be fucking awesome! Kind of like Heroes, except?not like Heroes, especially with the seasons after 1.

As long as they retained Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach, Jeffrey Dean Morgan as the Comedian, Billy Crudup as Dr. Manhattan, and Patrick Wilson as Nite Owl II (I don?t think you?ll get actors more suited for their roles than those guys), then I?d be happy. And, if Zack Snyder was kept on as director, they?d have to tell him to cut down on the slow-mo and over-the-top cartoony gore. It?s meant to be a serious drama that deconstructs society and superheroes in general, not a wacky action film that skimps on its message in favour of dumbing things down for the audience).
 

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Well, considering Marvel recently got back the movie rights for Daredevil and Punisher, your wish could very well be granted. Marvel Studios is batting nearly 1000 at this point, so if they DID decide to give those guys new movies, it's a sure bet they'd be better than the originals.

And yes, Daredevil and Punisher are my answer, too.
 

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Reboot Transformers. For the love of god, just scrap this Shia/Mumblebee story arc and start over with the Ark crew waking up in 1984.
So much this, although the 1984 part is not necessary. As much as I loved him as a kid Trap-Recorder Soundwave would look pretty silly nowadays.
 

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Let's see now...

-Green Hornet... There were a few good things in it. I would like to see more except with better stuff.
-Van Helsing.
-Battlefield earth and the Room...for more lulz
 

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Please redo The Last Airbender and keep that hack as far away from it as possible. Shoot him if you need to.
 

Nouw

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Vigormortis said:

Now THAT'S what I wanted to hear.

It's exactly (on paper) what I wanted to see in a film adaptation of the novel. Retention of the philosophical themes but with much stronger emphasis on the action, keying on the conflict with the Bugs.

With nothing more than a snippet from an interview, you've managed to make my day. Thanks.

Mind tossin' a link to that interview my way?
Anytime for a fellow Starship Troopers fan ^^.

Here it is. [http://www.nerdist.com/2012/09/talking-starship-troopers-and-movie-science-with-zack-stentz/]
 

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Anytime for a fellow Starship Troopers fan ^^.

Here it is. [http://www.nerdist.com/2012/09/talking-starship-troopers-and-movie-science-with-zack-stentz/]
Thanks. Appreciate the link.

Also, with a quick cursory glance at the article, I saw this:

"One of the speakers was Zack Stentz, screenwriter on Thor, X-Men: First Class, and the upcoming reboot of Starship Troopers."

My first thought was, "Wait wait wait. One of the guys penning the script for the Starship Troopers reboot penned the scripts for Thor and X-Men: First Class?"

Which was immediately followed by, "Yep. I'm sold. Can't wait to see this."

'Course, I've yet to see who they've brought on to direct. So...who knows how it'll end up.
 

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AEon Flux was such a wonderfully weird little action cartoon that was saddled with a absolutely wretched movie adaptation. While I liked the look of the film (the "organic tech"), the pacing felt off, character motivations were totally mixed up, and it toned the action and sexuality down to an almost comical degree in order to secure a PG-13.


An ideal AEon Flux movie would be a hard R, have the weird bondage costumes, and tell an incredibly bizzarre, yet deeply philosophical story about oppression, love, religion, and war. But then everyone would just think it was ripping off The Matrix and it would tank.
 

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the last airbender. it's just so bad and not in a good way
 

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Starbird said:
Well, considering Marvel recently got back the movie rights for Daredevil and Punisher, your wish could very well be granted. Marvel Studios is batting nearly 1000 at this point, so if they DID decide to give those guys new movies, it's a sure bet they'd be better than the originals.

And yes, Daredevil and Punisher are my answer, too.
A Marvel Daredevil would be neat, but I really don't know if they could pull off Punisher.

The Marvel Punisher is...alright, I guess, but the Ennis Punisher is the one that I think deserves a movie.

That said, as much as I *loathe* Marvel in general, they are far ahead in terms of making movies that aren't horrible.
 

Tanis

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The Last Airbender:
Based on a FANTASTIC cartoon, but somehow screwed up to hell.

Vision of Escaflowne - The Girl From Gaea:
Again, based on a GREAT, classic, anime series (and not too shabby manga).
It's just a damn shame the movie was all levels of 'bad fan-fict'.
 

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Spawn! That movie was complete crap
Watch the animated series it was one of the best animated series out there. The only down side is it never quite finises it just sorta cuts off.
Argh argh argh yes. I remember this so well. Such a *brilliant* example of what I love and hate about Tod McFarlane.

His art is awesome. His dialogue is great. His stories are interesting. His characters are boilerplate, but pretty cool.

And yes he always seems to get bored halfway through an arc and then just abandon it as it's getting good. Spawn the comic and Spawn the cartoon were much the same in this regard.
 

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Okay, I have to admit, upon seeing the thread title my first thought was in fact Green Lantern. There is so much in that mythos that to screw it up as bad as they did is just sad.