I picked up off the shelves F in exams: the best test paper blunders and here are some of the gems:
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery.
Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
A: Suspicious ones
Q: What is a plasmid?
A: A high definition television
Q: Explain the word "wholesaler".
A: Someone who sells you whole items - eg, a whole cake
Q: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels
A: Fire
Q: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
A: Monotony
Q: What is a fibula?
A: A little lie
Q: In Pride and Prejudice, at what moment does Elizabeth Bennet realise her true feelings for Mr Darcy?
A: When she sees him coming out of the lake.
Q: What do we call a person forced to leave their home perhaps by a natural disaster or war, without having another home to go to.
A: Homeless
My question to the idiots who gave these answers;
Can I have chips and a coke with my Big Mac?
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery.
Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
A: Suspicious ones
Q: What is a plasmid?
A: A high definition television
Q: Explain the word "wholesaler".
A: Someone who sells you whole items - eg, a whole cake
Q: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels
A: Fire
Q: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
A: Monotony
Q: What is a fibula?
A: A little lie
Q: In Pride and Prejudice, at what moment does Elizabeth Bennet realise her true feelings for Mr Darcy?
A: When she sees him coming out of the lake.
Q: What do we call a person forced to leave their home perhaps by a natural disaster or war, without having another home to go to.
A: Homeless
My question to the idiots who gave these answers;
Can I have chips and a coke with my Big Mac?
