Bad Games You Still Want To Play

[Xman490]

Even after struggling with the controls and giving up on the damn pinball and pool minigames, I still want to play Duke Nukem Forever a third time. I already did it on Normal difficulty and Hard difficulty with Gunslinger achieved. I think I'll sooner or later go on an Expert run.

 

[217not237]

I enjoyed Shadow the Hedgehog and Mirror's Edge. As for a shit game for twats I want to play, Ethnic Cleansing, just for how hilariously racist it is. For those unaware, it was created by neo-nazis to enforce white supremacy. You get to play as either a skinhead or a Klansman, and you shoot black people that make monkey noises and Hispanics that make strange "E-o" sounds. The videos I've seen of this make it look incredibly bad.

 

[Furioso]

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. Don't know much about the 007 game, but, Nuts & Bolts looks like some genuine creative fun, even though it's not at all like the classic titles that made the bear and bird shine in their hayday.

Once you get past how it's nothing like the other Banjo Kazooies I think it's actually a pretty good game, I had tons of fun making all sorts of crazy vehicles, you should rent it if you're curious, I still play it every now and then

OT: Naughty Bear, as far as I know, it's the only game that lets you go Jason Voorhees on people, and the people are teddy bears! That makes the murder fun and happy time yay! Shame that it was apparently pretty bad

 

[StylinBones]

Deadly Premonition
Bionic Commando
Mirror's Edge
Assassins Creed 1
Devil May Cry 4
Final Fantasy XIII-2
Duke Nukem Forever

 

[Scow2]

I think I want to play Tiberium Twilight, to see if it was a "Lets see if we can do something completely different with the genre" attempt, or trying to jump on a bandwagon that crashed before it became mainstream.

 

[OldDirtyCrusty]

I`ve really rented Rogue Warrior yesterday. This is one bad playable Steven Seagull movie. The only thing being good are the kill animations (there are quite a few). Some of the spoken lines imply that the hero is really into goats. I`ve never heard the word "goatfuck" this often. The whole dialogue is hillarious bad. The rest is so bad it`s not even good.

It`s a mistery how this could pass Bethesdas quality ensurance...uhm, forget the last sentence, nevermind. I get the creeping feeling they publish this stuff to make their own developed stuff look godly.

Next game is 50cent:blood on the sand

 

[Baralak]

I`ve really rented Rogue Warrior yesterday. This is one bad playable Steven Seagull movie. The only thing being good are the kill animations (there are quite a few). Some of the spoken lines imply that the hero is really into goats. I`ve never heard the word "goatfuck" this often. The whole dialogue is hillarious bad. The rest is so bad it`s not even good.

It`s a mistery how this could pass Bethesdas quality ensurance...uhm, forget the last sentence, nevermind. I get the creeping feeling they publish this stuff to make their own developed stuff look godly.

Next game is 50cent:blood on the sand

I actually hear Blood on the Sand is a really good game.

 

[OldDirtyCrusty]

I actually hear Blood on the Sand is a really good game.

Yeah, it looks like fun, i`ll post my impressions after i tried it.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

I heard so many just plain bad things about X-Men: Destiny... but I've been reeeeally dying to play it lately. I've always wanted to join the X-Men and be my own mutant with my own mutant powers. I know there's not that much choice in the game, but it does give you some choice. All the combat and missions looks repetitive as all hell, but as a player of most of the Dynasty Warriors games, I really have no reason to complain.

Plus, the character with the most cliched X-Men backstory, Adrian Luca, just appeals to me in the best way. He was raised to hate mutants by his Purifier father, and aww shucks, now he finds out that he's the very thing he grew up hating. Oh irony of ironies...

I know it's all stupid as shit... but I just love it. It's mary sue at its finest.

 

[Tallim]

I've heard very few good things about Mirror's Edge. But it looks so damn interesting that I think I pretty much have to play it.

What mirrors Edge is Awesome.

I agree Mirror's Edge was such a good game, I got so much playtime out of it.

 

[Baralak]

I've heard very few good things about Mirror's Edge. But it looks so damn interesting that I think I pretty much have to play it.

What mirrors Edge is Awesome.

I agree Mirror's Edge was such a good game, I got so much playtime out of it.

If EA wanted to make a bunch of money off me, they'd keep the aesthetic and control scheme, and just make a yearly Parkour/Freerunning game. Heck, even keep the name and stuff, just put em out, "Mirror's Edge 2012" would be a preorder for me. It works for Call of Duty and Madden, why not ME?

 

[JasonKaotic]

Too Human, I really want to see what all the fuss is about and laugh at it. And it could turn out I'm part of the minority that can love it.
Also MindJack, for the same reason, minus the loving it part. Seriously, it looks hilarious. There's a boss that can't even attack you, it just constantly fires directly at the floor beneath it. Did they even test the game?

 

[Baralak]

Too Human, I really want to see what all the fuss is about and laugh at it. And it could turn out I'm part of the minority that can love it.
Also MindJack, for the same reason, minus the loving it part. Seriously, it looks hilarious. There's a boss that can't even attack you, it just constantly fires directly at the floor beneath it. Did they even test the game?

I'm part of that few that loved Too Human. I really don't see why it gets so much hate.

 

[Helscreama]

I keep trying to play X3:Reunion and get into it. I keep forgetting that its slow and boring and a complete waste of time.

Summed up right here.

Saw it on Steam for, I think, half price. Picked it up, loaded it on, played it, uninstalled it, however, for some reason I just keep going back too it lol

 

[bossfight1]

Either Mindjack, or...

 

[Vern5]

I keep trying to play X3:Reunion and get into it. I keep forgetting that its slow and boring and a complete waste of time.

Summed up right here.

Saw it on Steam for, I think, half price. Picked it up, loaded it on, played it, uninstalled it, however, for some reason I just keep going back too it lol

It's eerie, isn't it? Every time I have it uninstalled for more than 6 months I end up looking back at it and thinking "maybe I just wasn't playing it right?" This normally happens after I've been watching Firefly or some other show about economics or spaceships.

 

[Cry Wolf]

I've heard very few good things about Mirror's Edge. But it looks so damn interesting that I think I pretty much have to play it.

Mirror's Edge was awesome! I mean, it can be frustrating when you have to change the brightness all the time but the parkour is cool just because it's different. Play it!

 

[Niishke]

Eve Online. I'm actually ship spinning right now.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Not sure if I posted here already or not, terrible memory. ANYWAY!

Duke Nukem Forever was exactly what I expected it to be. Yet I keep hearing people who've supposedly played previous games complain about Duke being immature and sexist, which is what defined him in the first place.


My answer however is Deadly Premonition because it's so crappy and ridiculous that it's totally awesome.