Bad Jokes
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I have a note from my doctor that says I'm not allowed to bask in other people's glory, may I be excused?Baradiel said:
(both a response to your comment and a bad joke in its own right muawahahaha
Echer123 said:
Murphy Williams said:
Radeonx said:
Does the fact that I laughed at those jokes speak well of the jokes or poorly of me?
The worst joke I have ever made happened by accident, I was thinking of jokes about disabled people, I then thought about common ways to begin a joke that could work with multiple characters and scenarios.
The end result (which I have only shared with one other person before) was
(spoiler tags because I still feel a little bit guilty about the joke ]
"a disabled person walks into a bar, oh wait..."
A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A child says to his mother "When I grow up I want to be a drummer" His mother replies "Sorry, you can't do both.
Chicken's foul isn't it?Grey Carter said:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Why did the woman leave the kitchen?
She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.
Because he was hit by a bus.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Why did the woman leave the kitchen?
She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head when he hits the window? His arse.
Two numbers were playing together. One was the number 5 and one was the square root of minus 4. 5's mother looked at them and thought, it's great that he has an imaginary friend.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head when he hits the window? His arse.
Two numbers were playing together. One was the number 5 and one was the square root of minus 4. 5's mother looked at them and thought, it's great that he has an imaginary friend.
A horse walks into a bar, several people leave seeing the danger in this situation
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple, getting raped
If live gives you melons you maybe be dyslexic
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of H2O, the man next to him decides this sounds nice and asks for a glass of H2O too, he drinks it and dies.
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple, getting raped
If live gives you melons you maybe be dyslexic
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of H2O, the man next to him decides this sounds nice and asks for a glass of H2O too, he drinks it and dies.