Bad Neighbors

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

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I found this list of bad neighbors on the internet. Give me stories and personal experiences now, manfools!!

Okay, I'm sorry, but do you have any experiences with bad neighbors?

My friend had a neighbor who everytime I came over to her house the neighbor would yell at me and call me " Little Satan" for dressing in black and so forth. She also thought that my friend and I were having sex whenever I came over and basically damned me to Hell. She was also a racist so I took none of it personally.

 

[FredFredburgur]

I am a bad neighbor, I talk to one person in my neighborhood, and her and I were friends before we moved in.
Our house is the ugly one and we are right at the entrance of our neighborhood.
I rarely leave my house to go outside and when I do I'm in all black or with a group of friends. So I look like that creepy dude.
I have three large and loud dogs that like to bark frequently and loudly at inapproptiate times.
My one friend has a '73 Mustang and a '68 Bug that are both very loud and frequently come into the neighborhood late at night or early in the morning.

and some other stuff.

 

[Xabekrn]

lol i got one.

Across from my street live a very redneck like family. No offense to anyone but this is bad. I mean they sit out on their porch every day wich no shirts and a beer in their hands a pit bull blind in one eye that has never worn a leash. My freinds drop me off at school and to avoid going straight into traffic have to drop me off in their drive way and they always scream at me because my freind plays his music loud and he always lets his dog out as sson as i get out and that thing will bark and snarl at me and they "yip and yee haw" like mad until i get home....god lol i hate them but they are fun to talk about

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

I don't think our neighbors exist. Our entire neighborhood is filled with borderline insane Christians so they probably think we are the anti-christ.

 

[whoops1995]

I have neighbors on my left who are really nice even when my dog pooped on their lawn and have always been kind to my family. The rest of my neighbors are complete assholes. Once we didnt mow our lawn one week and they complained and "kindly" asked us to take better care of our house and lawn when they have a bunch of lawnscapers do it while we do it. When we did they left a snobbish note in our mailbox saying our lawn was looking better. Also they've called the police on our dog a couple of times because he tends to get out and wander. He's not dangerous though, he barks alot but he's the friendliest dog i've ever seen. A standard poodle who is always smilling no matter what. Then again, poodles are vicious hellbound attack dogs that will beat you without any reason. [/sarcasm]

 

[jaxxy]

A bunch of my neighbors are rat bastards. None of them watch their punk kids, and they run around the street with their uleashed dogs (I like dogs, don't get me wrong, I just don't like it when people let their dogs dart out in front of my car), shooting at eachother with slingshots, and occasionally bb guns, using other people's cars as their shields from one another. I've told them more than once that if they hit my car with anything, I'm going to kick their punk asses...that seems to work, probably because they can tell I'm not kidding. The asshat who lives down the street has an old as hell POS brokendown motorcycle that he's taken the muffler off of, and he likes to ride it around at 2 in the morning on Tuesdays, just to wake up all of us who actually do have jobs and need to get up before noon. It's cool though, one night I'm going to have a stake out, and sit out there with my bb gun loaded with rock salt, and just wait for him )

 

[ThaBenMan]

Luckily I don't have to interact with my neighbors much, but when I do it can be a pain in the ass.

On one side is an old couple, and the man is a control freak (he gets down and straightens his lawn with hedge clippers after he mows it) and he gives us crap about mowing our lawn and our cats and stuff. And when he snowblows his driveway in the winter, without fail it all smacks the side of the house and wakes me up at the asscrack of dawn.

On the other side is another old couple, and the man is a dirty perv - when my mom was younger (she's lived in this house her whole life) he would verbally sexually harass her and even fondled her a couple times, and he talked dirty to my sister too, that bastard.

And across the road lives one of my math teachers from high school - whenever I talk to her I get the feeling that she's judging me and is dissappointed that I dropped out of college. I don't need that crap from her -_-

So probably not as bad as in that link up there, but pretty annoying anyway.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

I used to have a neighbor that was seen about once every 4 months we all assumed he was hiding bodies in his garage

 

[ae86gamer]

My neighbors on all side are super nosey. They want to know everything about you and never stop gossiping about this person or that person. They stand in their driveways and never stop talking. Their super annoying.

I also live in a community with a whole bunch of little kids. None over the age of 12. And since I have 4 younger siblings my house is always running rampant with children that I don't know or like. Also another reason I lock my bedroom door.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I found this list of bad neighbors on the internet. Give me stories and personal experiences now, manfools!!

The Trickster would be a pretty shitty neighbor, I think - all of his monstrous minions wandering onto my lawn and eating my cats. Capturing, torturing, and then killing the pizza guy before he gets here because ham and pineapple topping is an affront to the Woodsy Lord. Crap like that =/

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Had some whiny Cali-forni-an move in next door a few years back. Let see what we got so far...

-He's extremely paranoid. Leaves lights on 24/7, even had the audacity to start doing sweeps with a portable searchlight.
-Very loud family. Dear lord, it's like they yell regular conversation.
-Very loose idea of the term 'property.' He's slowly been encroaching onto his southern neighbor's land.
-Heavy trespassers. Also suspected of poaching deer.
-Spread rumors of my dad eating children... yeah, I don't know either.

 

[reaper_2k9]

Lets see my neighbors built a huge ass garage without getting a permit or asking us where our property line is so the building is about a foot into our yard.

They are constantly watching us when we work outside, they back into our yard rutting it up, anytime we have a family get together they always come over to mooch leftovers.

 

[skathe]

I am a bad neighbor. Myself and my 29 roommates (all college dudes [read: it's a fraternity house] who like to drink [read: previous read:] and be loud) are constantly doing things in our yard when the weather is nice that can only serve to offend and annoy our neighbors. Beer golf (golf with beer cans and very random "holes"), beer pong (put the tables on the rarely used basketball court) polish horseshoes (look it up, actually a great passtime), regular horseshoes, and a whole range of other illegitimate activities and drunken debauchery.

We do try at least to make up for it. We rake the neighbor's yards in the fall, scoop sidewalks during the winter, and have at least 2 neighborhood barbecues during the school year so the neighbors can come over and meet us. It's a lot harder to call the cops on "Dave" than it is to call them on "those damn frat boys."

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I found this list of bad neighbors on the internet. Give me stories and personal experiences now, manfools!!

The Trickster would be a pretty shitty neighbor, I think - all of his monstrous minions wandering onto my lawn and eating my cats. Capturing, torturing, and then killing the pizza guy before he gets here because ham and pineapple topping is an affront to the Woodsy Lord. Crap like that =/

Ah....so I see you got my reference.

Yeah, that would suck.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I found this list of bad neighbors on the internet. Give me stories and personal experiences now, manfools!!

The Trickster would be a pretty shitty neighbor, I think - all of his monstrous minions wandering onto my lawn and eating my cats. Capturing, torturing, and then killing the pizza guy before he gets here because ham and pineapple topping is an affront to the Woodsy Lord. Crap like that =/

Ah....so I see you got my reference.

Yeah, that would suck.

I can has cookie?

More people need to call other people "manfools", I think it's a neat term (from an awesome game)

 

[quiet_samurai]

I was the bad neighbor when I was younger. The first house i lived in after I moved out of my parents' house when i was 18 was "the party house." Myself and four other dudes lived at the end of a cul-de-sac, in a huge house near the school we all went to. It was that house you know what i mean, that house; the only residence with a completely yellow lawn, cars parked on said yellow lawn, middle of the night radomn dance parties that would last until sunrise, articles of clothing thrown on the never trimmed hedge or broken fence, naked people running around all boozed up, we even had a crooked mailbox because someone ran over it while wasted. All the other neighbors hated us except this family of Mexican immigrants, not all of them legal, they were cool.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

My current Neighbors have stoner parties every night..... I can't get any sleep at all. I don't do drugs, so there is no bonus of buying from them. Its only a matter of time before they get arested. Hopefully that will be soon.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I don't think our neighbors exist. Our entire neighborhood is filled with borderline insane Christians so they probably think we are the anti-christ.

I lived in Jefferson City, Missouri AKA "Everyone in this city is a Catholic who distrust anyone who isn't an insanely devout Christian". Let's just say I wasn't popular with the teachers in school, or many other adults.

I'm Christian by the way. I just avoid my kind.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I found this list of bad neighbors on the internet. Give me stories and personal experiences now, manfools!!

The Trickster would be a pretty shitty neighbor, I think - all of his monstrous minions wandering onto my lawn and eating my cats. Capturing, torturing, and then killing the pizza guy before he gets here because ham and pineapple topping is an affront to the Woodsy Lord. Crap like that =/

Ah....so I see you got my reference.

Yeah, that would suck.

I can has cookie?

More people need to call other people "manfools", I think it's a neat term (from an awesome game)

One cookie, in all it's pixelated goodness.

And it was an awesome game.