bad pickup lines.
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"Do you clean your clothes with windex? Because I see myself in your pants"
"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"
"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"
Hey, wanna play house, you can be the broken door and i'll bang you all night long, one that sounds awful but actually works is 'So, do you like dragons?' i shit you not he went up to a girl in a bar and actually had a conversation about dragons with her, she ended up spending the night with him
Wait, what's the seconf one (on the picture) making fun of, I've never heard that one before.TheNamlessGuy said:Weeell.... [http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/35_dating_list.html]
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I remember trying this on once.
Me (in blatantly fake Scottish accent): "I find ya' dead sexay!"
Me (in blatantly fake Scottish accent): "I find ya' dead sexay!"
"Man you suck at math, you should come over to my place so I could teach you."
Such a great day in math when my friend said that to the girl he liked.
Such a great day in math when my friend said that to the girl he liked.
"Nice outfit but i think it would look better strewn across my bedroom floor."
"I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bed rock."
"Do you like sleeping?" "Yeah" "Me too! We should to it together sometime."
"I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bed rock."
"Do you like sleeping?" "Yeah" "Me too! We should to it together sometime."
Rofl that ones goodVaudevillianVeteran said:
might use it some time, elsewise ive used, "hey babe you remind me of the green mushrooms from mario bros, coz everytime i come into contact with you,i get 1 up " lol couldnt help myself.