bad pickup lines.

[Daffy F]

Haha. I read some Pokemon ones on Facebook, some of them were quite hilarious:

"I'm glad I brought my master ball, because you're quite a catch"

etc... You get the general idea.

 

[Daveman]

in b4 she wakes up

i dunno any maths and rape based ones are pretty lame.

 

[Sir Kemper]

"Want to go have frivilious amounts of unsatisfying sex?"

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I would buy you a drink, but I'd be far too jealous of the straw.

 

[DoctorNick]

"You breathe, I like that."

I have a friend who's not exactly what one would describe as a social butterfly and he's used that line a couple times. It's pretty funny to watch, in a derailed-crashing-n-burning freight train kind of way.

 

[curlycrouton]

"nice shoes..."

If you dont know the rest, You have been living under a rock.

Me and my woodlouse friends would very much like to know what comes next.

 

[Queen Michael]

"nice shoes..."

If you dont know the rest, You have been living under a rock.

Me and my woodlouse friends would very much like to know what comes next.

I've been living in a closet, not under a rock, but still, I'd like to know too.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Are you a sergeant? 'Cause you're making my Private stand tall."

My god that was a hilarious week.

Snip

Hey ever heard the song 'Lola'? Some guys don't want to chance it.

1. That's one of the funniest pickups that I've ever heard.

2. I did feel kind of bad that I put on the deepest voice I could when I responded -'Well what do you think?'

 

[Drundy]

Are you ready for your sex ted lesson?(get it?...because my name is Ted....god im awesome)

 

[RobThePrezodent]

did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because it looks like you landed on your face!

 

[Firecrakcer048]

"Come back to my place and we can play house. I can go in the front door or the back."

 

[DigitalSushi]

"...So, you're a girl, huh?"

[sub] Sad thing is that I've had this one used on me.[/sub]

Erm, observational pick up line I see, so how did it happen?

I once said to a girl called Anna "do you live in the forest, cos your foxy"
It worked

"nice shoes..."

If you dont know the rest, You have been living under a rock.

Me and my woodlouse friends would very much like to know what comes next.

I've been living in a closet, not under a rock, but still, I'd like to know too.

*burst's into laughter*

 

[Plurralbles]

"... So you work here, huh?"

Grr, women hate that with a passion. "GTFO creep!" is instantly what they think, or say.

*drop quarter so it rolls towards girl*
*Bend down to pick it up*
*look up at girl*
"hi, sup?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"...So, you're a girl, huh?"

[sub] Sad thing is that I've had this one used on me.[/sub]

Erm, observational pick up line I see, so how did it happen?

I once said to a girl called Anna "do you live in the forest, cos your foxy"
It worked

I was hanging out with some friends. I got left alone. He was trying to make conversation I think. He failed. XD
Also, for the forest pickup line? Very smooth.

 

[DigitalSushi]

"...So, you're a girl, huh?"

[sub] Sad thing is that I've had this one used on me.[/sub]

Erm, observational pick up line I see, so how did it happen?

I once said to a girl called Anna "do you live in the forest, cos your foxy"
It worked

I was hanging out with some friends. I got left alone. He was trying to make conversation I think. He failed. XD

strange, what with all the other avenue's of conversation he could have pursued instead, such as

"so you've got a bra on, hows that working out?"
"my mother is a woman, like you!, wanna meet her?"

Also, for the forest pickup line? Very smooth.

I was shocked that it worked really.

 

[SnipErlite]

That's a smashing blouse you've got on there...................

Reference cookie?

 

[Space Cowgirl]

"Are you from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see..."

I haven't had any pickup lines tried on me, but I've heard this one a lot.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's a smashing blouse you've got on there...................

Reference cookie?

Bottom? With Rik Mayall?

-SNIP-

-SNIP-

strange, what with all the other avenue's of conversation he could have pursued instead, such as

"so you've got a bra on, hows that working out?"
"my mother is a woman, like you!, wanna meet her?"

Also, for the forest pickup line? Very smooth.

I was shocked that it worked really.

You, sir, have made my night! XD!
Although, that bra one might have worked.

 

[Rigs83]

Do you like the Choo Choo train?