Thats quite a brilliant talelatenightapplepie said:HA! I have a good one.
I'm not quite sure why, but my only friend (and we were really close) in year 7 or 8 (I think that's middle school for you Americans) kissed me very briefly, and very non-consensually, on the mouth one day during those years. Boy, did the gay rumours ever spread there. I got hell for it for ages.
And then he's the one who turns out straight and I'm gay. There you go.