"he's monologueing again, aim for the left temple, i wanna get this on my camera phone."
"oh im sorry WAS THAT YOUR FACE?"
will you at least tell me what this is all about?? *BANG* "No."
"this time you better stay dead cause if you come back im eating whats left of you and lighting the rest on fire..."
"you know that whole part where i barged in yelling 'Don't Make Me Spoon You!' was kinda your last warning."
"best ye be worth it."
"yay though i walk through the shadow of the vally of dea...oh no wait thats you"
"Famous last words."
"Theirs a bullet with your name on it and im gonna keep fireing untill i FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE IT IS!" *Empty's magazine*
"Remind Satan he owes me 5$ would ya?"
(Context: human shield) "im'a call you Winky! lets go have some adventures! hey look angry men with guns lets go say hi!"
(Holding a grenade over hostiges) "you know...vengance is a dish best served...family style"
"a man once walked up to me and claimed i suffered from erectile dysfunction, and i shot him in the face, YOU however killed my dog. So now im going to go to town on you with this hacksaw- sure hope that cloriform is wearin off!"
"Don't move or that invisible apple is gonna fall off..."
"CHAI~INSAW~."
"if kills were hot meals, id eat rather well in a few seconds."
"Kneel before Zod!"
"Tacos Rule."
"Spooner SMASH."
"you know how manny people i had to kill to get here...Right?"
"Please die this time, this ammo is expensive."
"remember that 'pepper spray' i used earlyer? that was your wife, don't ask what was on your last meal."