Badass Line as you kill...

[Calum_M]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... And I'm all out of gum.

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

Well the fight will go something like this: (The link in case the video doesn't work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scOn8605N8Y )
The badass line is at the end of the video.

 

[blokrokker]

Put up two handguns, look all serious and like you're about to spout a meaningful monolouge and then shout

"BANG! BA-BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BA-BA-BANG!"

If that's meant to be a Deadpool quote I award you a cookie sir.

Also http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PreMortemOneLiner there ya go. Wave good bye to the rest of your day.

Once tvtropes is mentioned, ALL OF MY WEEK is sucked away. That website is one glorious time vampire.

 

[DarkRyter]

"So it's come to this. This is the moment in which I decide your fate. This is why I live, buddy. The reason I get up in the fucking morn'. For these little moments where I have the choice. I have the complete power to choose whether you live or die. Sure, I guess it seems to you like I'm satisfying some kind of sociopathic god complex, but to me, it's just having a fun time. It is completely within my power to let you live. To let you run off to whatever family or home you have, as you piss your pants in a primeval fear. It is also within my power to pull this trigger and watch your brain splatter on that fucking wall. But, in the end, both choices are pointless. I get to make the biggest decision of YOUR life, and it's still fucking pointless.

So, suck it, *****."

I'm not always the good guy. And, if this speech is too wordy, I can just skip right to the end.

 

[USSR]

"Who ordered the kick-ass fajitas!?"

Cookie for reference..

 

[Silver]

Or.....

"In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

Who ever gets this gets BadAss points.

The Father, Son and Holy Spirit

I'm going to say, Boondock saints.

"You shot me down-" *Bang! Bang!*

 

[yanipheonu]

"See you in hell, dinner plate."

"I'm so glad that yur deaaaaaddd~! You rascal you!"

 

[signingupforgames]

You know *take cigarette/cigar out of mouth* smoking kills.

 

[M Silverthorn]

I often set up a macro of some kind or whatever, so it plays a random one of the following:

"Who's your daddy?"
"Hell, that was left-handed."
"Keep 'em coming!"
"How's that dirt taste?"
"You might want to put some ice on that."
"Tosser."
"Next!"
"Stand aside!"
"G'nite!"
"I figured your head would be emptier than that."
"Hey, maybe it'll grow back."
"Another satisfied customer."
"Someone had better get a mop."
"Tell your mother I said hello."

 

[Dash-X]

"What did the ten fingers say to the neck? 'Snap!'"

 

[AvsJoe]

Or.....

"In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

Who ever gets this gets BadAss points.

Do I get the points? Yes? No?

 

[Godhead]

*laugh maniacally*

*Bends down to a man who's bleeding out*

"I'm a necrophiliac!!!"

Or something that will probably not get me banned. I'll just say with a cigar in my hand. "I'm back baby."

 

[Arehexes]

I would sneak up behind him and yell SURPRISE BUTT ******** and blast him .

 

[AvsJoe]

"Who ordered the kick-ass fajitas!?"

Cookie for reference..

Beat me to it ya bastard.

"DING DONG, mother fucker! DING DONG!"

 

[teutonicman]

I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.

Let's kick some ice!

Spoiler: What killed the Dinosaurs?

The Ice Age!

 

[The Night Shade]

yippie ka yay mother fucker

 

[AceUk]

"It's just business"

"Blessed are the peacekeepers *kill enemy* because they may be called the sons of god"

 

[Zepren]

We've had this thread, i'll say what i said then. 1 liners are situational

 

[ShogunGino]

Me: Dead man says "what".

Victim: (hopefully says)...What?

Me: Trick question. Dead men don't talk.(shoots to kill)