Badass names

[alex1314159]

dejesus the wolf trent steel

 

[ScarOfElement]

Saxton Hale, sorry, Team Fortress 2 for the win.

 

[Eggsnham]

Colin Explosion. That sounds pretty badass.

At first glance I read that as "Colon Explosion" so I think that alone is reason enough to contest your statement.

Hmm.. I wasn't thinking when I wrote the name down it would seem.

 

[Taco of flames]

You called?

Oh, besides usernames. Kingsley Rocksor the Third.

 

[CincoDeMayo]

Max Payne sounds pretty badass to me.

But since that's probably already taken I'll just turn to the almighty name generator:

*generating*

Super Crash Macho Hogan Macho Hit Star Muscles...?
Of all the hundreds of thousands of names I get this?

 

[.Warheart]

Chuck Norrix. His power level exceeds Norris' powerlevel. HE EVOLVED I TELL YOU!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Courage Wolf.

 

[Kud]

Fabian! No, that's my name. That's not badass at all.


Ash!

Fuck yes.

OT: Richard Pound.

 

[zyoto12]

Vidar Hemmeing-Finnish.

Vidar=forest warrior
Hemming=shape changer

 

[BKtheKITTY]

Reverend Douche Punch-Bomb. Obviously. Not only is the man insanely tough and grizzled, he has the Lord Almighty on his side. And not the loving God either. Bad luck, you heathen punchbag.

 

[Abbadiel]

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

Or

Dr. Duncan Steel.

They exist. I shit you not.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Kick-Ass! (actual comic character)
Max Payne
Death
War
Pestilence
Gluttony
Pride
Wrath
Lust
Envy
Greed
Sloth
Duke Nukem
...
uh...
...
Zeromaeus

 

[vento 231]

Chuck Norris!!!

 

[S.R.S.]

Mike Hawk.

 

[Fishehh]

I've always like the name Scipio, you know from the Theif Lord. Now give him a new last name, because I lost my copy of the book and I'll call him Scipio Romano, The most bad-ass theif ever.

 

[Allstar309]

Chuck...Wait for it... Norris.

game over.

 

[Prized Cup]

There was this idiot savant in my old school called Xavier. Needless to say we embellished his name with lightning bolts and crossed arms.

 

[Gunner 51]

To quote something from Yahtzee which is not only uber masculine - but makes me smile.

"Sergeant Cockthrust"