Baguette Shuts Down Large Hadron Collider

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

Isn't the LHC underground? From my own years of research, I discovered that birds don't live underground. I believe there is a saboteur about. Somebody is releasing pidgeons underground, most likely international, elderly assassins sitting on work benches, spreading seeds and pieces of baguettes to destroy the collider. Damn them to hell.

 

[AngloDoom]

Fuck It, Drive On. What's the worst that can happen?

Wrecking another magnet array worth $10.000.000.000 in taxpayer's money?

Awwwh, you're no fun. You're supposed to go on about a pastry-based apocalypse, or the creation of a black-hole back in time that will eat the present day and all of it's bread. Something like that.

 

[Woodsey]

This is why you should never eat at your computer. Silly scientists.

To be fair, I'm sure many assumed they'd catch the crumbs in their beards.

 

[orangebandguy]

It'd be sad to have mankind's existence determined by a loaf of bread. Such is the random nature of the universe!

 

[Sewblon]

What would happen if it was a piece of a cupcake?
Really.
That would be much more interesting.
I hereby propose we try to put different types of pastries on sensitive exposed scientific things to see what wonderful things may occur.

No you fool! We will all become cake, which won't be a lie, and die of auto-cannibalism!

 

[Neonbob]

What would happen if it was a piece of a cupcake?
Really.
That would be much more interesting.
I hereby propose we try to put different types of pastries on sensitive exposed scientific things to see what wonderful things may occur.

No you fool! We will all become cake, which won't be a lie, and die of auto-cannibalism!

Hrm...that would still be interesting.
LET'S DO IT!
X-D

 

[A Weary Exile]

Damn it France! Screwing up the Haldron Collider for everyone!

 

[A Weary Exile]

Imperial Officer: "We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?"

Grand Moff Tarkin: "Evacuate? In out moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!"

*laughs* Nice

Does this mean the LHC is "brown bread"? Wheat is happening to it now? Has it been cob-smacked or will they bun some new parts on?

Hold on...isn't bread meant to be the body of Christ? God's fighting the LHC by transubstantiation!

Ba-dum tish!

Seems like their efforts to keep unwanted objects out of the collider were half-baked!

 

[Monshroud]

Oh, Come on.. How the hell does a little birdy get to drop something INTO the LHC? Isn't this damn thing underground? Don't people know how to cover up their work...

What's next, the LHC won't work because some fat bastard dropped a bit of his jelly doughnut?

Ya know, in the dictionary, under "Epic Fail" there should be a pic of the LHC.

 

[thiosk]

We never should have let the french collaborate on this project.

"Oh sure, it was, eh, the birds!!! Ohay, jerky birdy!

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

So, if baked goods can shut this thing down what would other foodstuffs do? Would just the right amount of Branston Pickle create a killer black hole, or open a time rift or something?

 

[Emryn]

I know who put the bread there, it was the P-1000

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