Bathroom habits

[Sean Hollyman]

What habits do you have in the bathroom? It can be anyything.

This may sound weird but I have to crap naked. I don't know why but I have to go completely starkers to feel comfy. I read on there too, so I usually take about 20-30 minutes.

 

[Limecake]

What habits do you have in the bathroom? It can be anyything.

This may sound weird but I have to crap naked. I don't know why but I have to go completely starkers to feel comfy. I read on there too, so I usually take about 20-30 minutes.

you know who else went to the bathroom semi-naked? George. and you can tell how well that turned out for him


just remember to put your clothes back on before leaving.

I don't have any bathroom habits which are too weird, it's not very clean if that counts.

 

[conithegreat]

get up, shave, shower, shit at work. enough said

 

[luckycharms8282]

I like to listen to the radio in the bano. Hearing those stupid talk shows helps me with my bowel movements

 

[ShindoL Shill]

What habits do you have in the bathroom? It can be anyything.

This may sound weird but I have to crap naked. I don't know why but I have to go completely starkers to feel comfy. I read on there too, so I usually take about 20-30 minutes.

same here. go in, get naked, put tp on the seat, open up a cracked.com article on my phone, shit.

 

[Andalusa]

If there's a book in the bathroom I'll end up sat on the loo for literally hours reading. I also have to play music when I'm having a bath, shower or doing my morning routine.

 

[staika]

I don't have any but my uncle is one of those people who can't go to the bathroom in a public place unless the entire bathroom is completely empty. We've had multiple instances when we went to sporting events and he would leave near the beginning of the game to go to the bathroom and we were stuck an hour after the game ended looking for him.

 

[Project_Omega]

What habits do you have in the bathroom? It can be anyything.

This may sound weird but I have to crap naked. I don't know why but I have to go completely starkers to feel comfy. I read on there too, so I usually take about 20-30 minutes.

Pissing in the shower...
Leaving the toilet seat up and sometimes "sprinkled" over...
Leaving towels on the floor after shower...
Leaving clothes after shower...
Forgetting to get clothes BEFORE shower...
Pissing into the sink when drunk...
Leaving tons of Hair in the sink after shaving...
...with shaving cream too...
Leaving the tap on when brushing teeth and not using the water...

My future wife will have such a blast! XD

(Btw, I do clean these things, but sometimes at a later time)

 

[LobsterFeng]

I have to turn the shower on to poop. Also I never use public restrooms to poop, I hold it in until I can get home and turn on the shower.

EDIT: Oh and by turning the shower on I don't mean that I poop IN the shower, I mean I turn the shower on and poop in the toilet. Don't ask why I have to do that though because I don't know.

 

[mental_looney]

Got to put the lid on the loo down when flushing it.

 

[smearyllama]

I don't have any but my uncle is one of those people who can't go to the bathroom in a public place unless the entire bathroom is completely empty. We've had multiple instances when we went to sporting events and he would leave near the beginning of the game to go to the bathroom and we were stuck an hour after the game ended looking for him.

This.

At my school, the urinals stick out from the wall really far, and have no dividers between them, rendering the middle urinal utterly useless, and making you have to huddle in one corners to get privacy.
It's really annoying.

 

[Supertegwyn]

I cannot piss in public. Like not at all. If anyone's around me, my junk freezes up.

I also can't piss in the water of the toilet. Always aim for the bowl, the noise the water makes is just awful D:

 

[Jenitals]

Got to put the lid on the loo down when flushing it.

I do that to prevent escaping toilet water and the like. It's not weird it's sound logic.

In public toilets that look especially disgusting I'll put toilet paper on the seat, but if you want really weird habits ask the french about their service stations. In some places, the women don't have toilets, they have holes, I didn't use these for the irrational fear of falling in.

 

[TheColdHeart]

I like to read when taking a poo, I think it helps get the 'flow' going. Anything will do, book, magazine, updates and news bulletins on phone. Only problem is sometimes I get engrossed in a book, forget I'm there and sit there for about an hour.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

I have to listen to music when I'm on the toilet. I try to distance myself from the experience as much as possible.

Otherwise, I don't have a whole lot of habits except protocol.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

What habits do you have in the bathroom? It can be anyything.

This may sound weird but I have to crap naked. I don't know why but I have to go completely starkers to feel comfy. I read on there too, so I usually take about 20-30 minutes.

Pissing in the shower...
Leaving the toilet seat up and sometimes "sprinkled" over...
Leaving towels on the floor after shower...
Leaving clothes after shower...
Forgetting to get clothes BEFORE shower...
Pissing into the sink when drunk...
Leaving tons of Hair in the sink after shaving...
...with shaving cream too...
Leaving the tap on when brushing teeth and not using the water...

My future wife will have such a blast! XD

(Btw, I do clean these things, but sometimes at a later time)

I do all those too
Except the shaving and pissing in the sink part..

 

[Rawne1980]

Not so much weird but I have to read in the bath.

I'm literally in there for around an hour to an hour and a half and I need a book with me to pass the time. I like to have a good long soak.

Got in the bath when I was a bit tired a few weeks ago and had a book with me. My wife woke me up and the book was floating down the other end of the bath ..... book was ruined but fortunately I didn't drown myself sleeping in the bath.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

This may sound weird but I have to crap naked.

This made me laugh xD It's not so much the naked thing, it's just how beautifully bluntly you put it xD.

OT: I can't have anyone within ear shot when taking a crap, although I don't know if this is normal.

I can't do it either, if someone's on the landing or outside the door I tighten up the crack and hold it in. It takes severe man power to pull it off, but it's worth it when they go away and you unleash stinky poo hell on your toilet in one go.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Not so much weird but I have to read in the bath.

I'm literally in there for around an hour to an hour and a half and I need a book with me to pass the time. I like to have a good long soak.

Got in the bath when I was a bit tired a few weeks ago and had a book with me. My wife woke me up and the book was floating down the other end of the bath ..... book was ruined but fortunately I didn't drown myself sleeping in the bath.

I am the same way when I take a bath though I also like to light a candle and play music cause I like the background noise. Though never have I fallen asleep in the bath. Least not with a book......

Music during showers is my MO and books to read for everything else.