Bathroom habits

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

My only habit is having my bathroom spotless - ALWAYS! I'm such a neat freak.

 

[WolfThomas]

I usually have to depants when at home crapping. Also I can take a dump in pretty much any toilet as long as there is paper. I have no hang-up about public toilets, though I do wipe the seat once or twice before sitting down.

I really find crapping easier with something to read. Also I have to have a morning dump, it's essential. Back when I had some very early mornings (having to been on the wards by 7am) I would actually took my morning coffee and laptop into the ensuite I had, in the house I was staying in. It had a bench to the side of the toilet that I could rest them on, I'd spend ten minutes convincing my bowels to open as I read the news. My friends think that was weird but it was the only way to get everything done in an orderly fashion. For the record I'd finish the coffee before I'd start and not handle my laptop until I'd washed my hands.

 

[thylasos]

I read a book or newspaper, like a lot of people. I think that's the only vaguely idiosyncratic thing about my bathroom routine.

 

[thylasos]

i give you a simple solution by the french, it's called a beday and most hotels in france have them (and a fair few in europe)

Bidet, and to be fair you'll find them in a lot of British homes too.

 

[thylasos]

I have only heard it said so just assumed that was how it was typed, strangely enough it still found pictures.

And i haven't seen it in any british home i have been to, but then again i don't live in kensington or windsor.

Or Essex, Suffolk, or South Yorkshire, apparently.

I'm not saying it's prevalent or a standard fitting, but it's not unbelievably poncey.

 

[RemuValtrez]

I like to read or listen to music when using the bathroom, otherwise I tend to get reeeeaaaalllyyy bored. Kinda weird.

 

[necromanzer52]

I never spend more than 5 minutes on the toilet. I can't comprehend how people can read/play games on it. It's not a comfortable place to sit.

 

[wooty]

Browse the net on my smartphone while I drop some bombs, even typing this out now while im "losing" a couple of pounds.

 

[Jenitals]

i give you a simple solution by the french, it's called a beday and most hotels in france have them (and a fair few in europe)

Bidet, and to be fair you'll find them in a lot of British homes too.

I have only heard it said so just assumed that was how it was typed, strangely enough it still found pictures.

And i haven't seen it in any british home i have been to, but then again i don't live in kensington or windsor.

My nan has one and she lives in Liverpool.

 

[Queen Michael]

Well, I always bring something to read. Apart from that I'm pretty normal.

 

[pubbing]

I have to turn the shower on to poop. Also I never use public restrooms to poop, I hold it in until I can get home and turn on the shower.

EDIT: Oh and by turning the shower on I don't mean that I poop IN the shower, I mean I turn the shower on and poop in the toilet. Don't ask why I have to do that though because I don't know.

I do this same thing except it is the sink, not the shower.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I always pull the blinds down despite my bathroom having tainted glass, so know one can see in. I don't know why I do this, I just do.

Also I refuse to pee in urinals in public toliets, always use the stalls.